/tekgen/ - Tekken General

Morrigan

Jack

Play Mishimas.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

POST ELIZA SNIFFS PLEASE

the timing for this seems really finicky

Dragon Ball FighterZ beta when?

Feng, perhaps

jack-7

Maven

Have you tried it on a normal sized character? Some combos don't work on everyone, not sure about that one.

Miguel

If you don't skip the intro poses after I skipped mine, no runback.
If you don't skip the win pose, no runback. You are wasting time. I don't wanna see your faggot rainbow haired Asuka calling me weak, you stupid fuck.
If you play Paul and you deathfist me more than once per round, no rematch, dumbass.
If you play Jack or Kazumi I won't even consider a rematch.
If you play King, and you command grab me, guess what, no runback.
If you play Akuma or Eliza I will just leave the game. I want to play TEKKEN. Not zone fighter. You fucking faggot.
If you play Bryan, and you use his faggot ass snake edge, you can bet I'm not only denying the runback, but I'm sending a complaint to Harada. Get fucked.
If you play Josie don't even think about a runback, you unga spamming retard.
If you play Asuka, I dodge. It's that simple. Play a real character then maybe I'll consider it.
If you play Nina, and spam strings, I absolutely will not be giving a runback. Go fuck yourself. Jerk off to more OnlyPractice videos you cocksucker.
If you play Eddy, I don't even consider you a real player. We both know why you play Eddy. You will stay a scrub forever. No runback, dipshit.
If you rage cheese me, no runback.
If you do a specific combo on me more than once in a match, no runback. Learn some new combos scrub.
If you play any Mishima and I see lightning at all, no runback. Stop being a tryhard faggot.
If you play any of the bears i'm dodging, i'm here for immersive fights, not meme fights.
If you've customized your character in anyway outside of the default costumes, no runback, i'm not here to play Barbie dressup
If you hit me against a wall, no runback.
And most importantly, if you hit me after the round is over, we are done. I'm writing your name down and blacklisting you, permanently. You dumb cocksucker. You won the round, don't rub it in. Show some fucking sportsmanship.

It's simple, don't be a faggot and I'll give you the runback.

0/10 didn't laugh

Hello /v/

>doesn't even supply his name
You're just looking for replies and attention. Here's your (You)

is lars a mishima

*b224 b22 b2 b22 b2244s you with bob*

no

this thing is posted every thread, how the fuck does it get so many (You)s every fucking time?

Hello. How are you doing?

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good how are (You)

>Jack is super fun
Wtf anons I didn't expect this

I feel like this game is a lot more harder without walls. I have to give a bit more effort rather than just killing people when theyre up at the wall

this has some of the ingredients required in order to be funny but it just doesn't work. You should take it back to the drawing board and instead of a list of don'ts just talk about dishonorable players and stuff like that. Real men don't block, real men don't throw, real men know combos etc.

Jack is my favorite robot boy

PS4 Asia anyone?

youtube.com/watch?v=T3m6_dSVq-Y

This fucking game. How much more complex "hidden" shit out there? 0 tutorial on things like that...

>Almost double perfected a miguel with nothing but parries and 1,3 with asuka
>close the game down with a shit eating grin
does anyone else just stop playing after a sufficiently convincing win?
My will to keep playing just completely disappears once I reach sufficient levels of smug

GET READY TO FLY!

tfw no qt pinay gf

*blocks and launches you*

Play titties

dumb polturd

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Who do I play tekgen?
>Feng
>Kazumi
>Jack
>Gigas for the baneposts
>Miguel
>Leo

>Alex Jones pic is /pol/
Reddit, how about you "learn some memes" during this summer?

If you don't already know, most, if not all characters have a secret move you can execute when your back is at a wall by press bb,ub

>mfw used to have a blast with the Jacks
>mfw can't have fun with him anymore from Tekken 6 onwards
T5DR Jack-5 was the best Jack and he's never coming back.

youtu.be/9mFoExkSuaU

High level Steve players are super fun to watch.

>le pizzagate guy that polkids take serious is not pol xD
Ok now really go back

why does he know so much..

>MUH /POL/ BOOGEYMAN
>xD
>>>r/gaming

>Still no AJ Styles edit

youtube.com/watch?v=Ie6F3EX219w

Any suggestions tekgen?

back to polturd

Try feng or jack out because if nothing else you will gain extremely valuable matchup knowledge. I also think Jack is easy to digest as a beginner and feng is fun. Or Miguel for the hipster pick

youtube.com/watch?v=obWywMv-N4k

Future dressing up like fucking Eddy Gordo

Experience. When you play for a long time you find little things that you notice more and eventually figure out. I knew about the double over and nosebleed for some time, but not the name.

Jack and Gigas are really fun and easy to understand characters, but I feel that you need a lot of experience to make Gigas work. He has a really great whiff punisher with d+2 and a huge reach with his arms which give a lot of good poking opportunities. With how people are online, it would be really easy to practice whiff punishing with him. He's really fun!

Thanks user, I'll try out Feng. how complex is his stance stuff?

and you please follow him instead of shitting up the thread

It's not that complex. I still think Aris' (avoidingthepuddle) tutorial is good. Also if my post wasn't clear you should learn all of them eventually

Like the top 15 moves guide there should be a spreadsheet that lists the top 3 common gimmicks of every character and how to defend against them

what about pure 100% honest characters that earn all their wins without gimmicks like dragunov

the dragunov string that people spam in ranked is -10 or -11, can't remember

People seem to fall for b+2,1,3 before yellow ranks all the time.

>pure 100% honest characters
>dragunov

Which string?

>First couple times it counter hits
>next they stop pressing buttons but still get sweeped
>switch to the crouch grab once they start actually start blocking
>by the time they realize they should be hopkicking/low crushing it's 2-0 and they have 40% health left
low level drag is fun

Tekken (NA) community does a really shit job of making guides/discussions on matchups and defense

Everyone just posts optimal MAX COMBOS, and COMBO VIDEOS 100 DAMAGE AUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHH

>when you realize the grab isn't actually a mixup and you can beat both the sweep and the grab at the same time

Whoops. It's b+4,2,1 = m,m,h and plus on block.

I wonder what character I'm thinking of

>Le anti america circlejerk
No this is a problem with every FG faggot

>breakable stuns
is this fucking virtua fighter now
jesus christ

>m,m,h
aka do it once and get the high ducked and launched for 60% every fucking time
playing good people is seriously scary in tekken

I was just saying that on the topic of character gimmicks

>Demoted last night
>Got really angry so turned off the game and went to bed
>Wake up still angry

Fuck Yoshimitsu memers and Kings

Why is word with some colouring at the top left of your screen so important to you?
Your goal should be to improve, why does the rank matter?

Ranked is to win, player matches are to learn

What is it about Yoshimitsu and King that makes you angry? Is it their low spam? If they resort to gimmicks, they're the ones suffering in the long run. Think of your losses against them as a sort of conditioning. Once you get more experienced against them, you won't lose to them again. Every loss is just medicine to make you stronger.

That's not necessarily the case

>get matched with a King
>oh boy, alright I'll just watch out for grabs and-
>he goes full fucking super saiyan
>doesn't even grab at all except for when he finishes his juggle with the powerbomb
>doing mix-ups left and right
>hits me with every hopknee
>doing strings I didn't even know King had
>he literally did not block once, just nonstop jaguar violence
YAMATEEE

If every character has 15 good moves, why don't they just remove the 40 other useless ones?

the rest are situational

Asuka stinks

Because when you're markedly better than your opponent, or when you have advantage, it's sometimes fun to show off with less optimal moves. It's also just nice that the possibility is there.

What if Lars wins Tekken 8

>finally made it to green a week ago
>been too scared to play ever since
Competitive games are too stressful

what if tu madre YOUR FACE HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lars and anime were a mistake

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA

Lars, Alisa, Lee and Jin lead a desperate struggle against Kazuya who now controls both G Corp and the Zaibatsu. Just as Jin finally strikes down Kaz in a battle of devils, Claudio shows up and attempts to trap and kill Jin with Xiaoyu as bait. Jin almost dies, but is saved by Xiaoyu and redeemed through the power of love.

Screencap this.

He'll end the Mishima feud forever and happily get married after that.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Send a medic, there will be injured.

Stop talking to your girlfriend all the time Lars

He's just being territorial because he knows Alisa is programmed to be a slut.

why was Alisa programmed to feel pain