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The absolute vertical deficiency of NA

crowdfund me some hair implants

I play rightclick champions in league. What champions can I play in dota if all I want to do is rightclick people to death? Drow and sniper?

i also love cock and getting fucked in the ass

I play rightclick champions in league. What champions can I play in dota if all I want to do is rightclick people to death? Drow and sniper

Lina here, CM a SHIT

Just stick to league tbqh, the community is alot less toxic and theres a bigger player base.

>i also love cock and getting fucked in the ass
pick sniper, right clicking and youre gonna take so much dick you wont even find your asshole afterwards

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yikes what is this autism? Do you really get so triggered by the mention of another game that you impersonate me and pretend to be homosexual? You dotard really have issues. But I suppose thats a given since you still play this game for people who aren't even normie enough for league of legends

Reminde that all you have to do bat SG is Ban Luna and put pression on 4RD.

It seems like Zet, the Arc Warden, a ranged safelane carry hero, seems to fit your posting style. A League of Legends player should have no problems with such a simple hero

dude that's a nice copypasta

you walked in during Aussie power hour lad

>they're talking about goodlina and badsniper
capitalist?

it's just a joke

i'm actually pretty gay myself considering what i jerk off too

Man what happened to w33 he really fell off

That low carb shit to hit the gym tomorrow and hopefully get some dota

Who also /comfy/ here

>three plates

>tfw your projectile speed is slower than cms

is he a cuck?

was that last plate really necessary

it's up? which channel?

what kind music you guys listen to while playing doto.


i need to listen to something while i mute my team mates

HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH

money
they're all too busy with gfs/lifting/spending to practice
it's newbee all over again

Had to put the potato somewhere

>image limit before post limit
what is this, the fucking overwatch general?

NA diet fries your brains

Nice autism cutlery

THIS VOID HAS A _____ FACE

wheres the Odd game ?

If DC lose to Planet Numale then they are fucking done, no Mason at Ti7. Maybe next time they should spend less time throwing for Abed and more time practicing for TI Qualifiers

>low carb
>rice AND potatoes
nigga what

twitch
.tv/moonducktv2

You seen this? You get to shit on rookie casters

based jack enjoying great plays

>queue only for SEA
>mute no one
>put on multiple Bad Brains albums on at once
>play meepo mid
utter chaos

what did Gunnar do?

Sweet potato

seppuku'd

>tfw you don't have to to show up to fights in person, the enemy team can never even hit your towers, you're the only person on your team who can hit creeps and you're the only person on your team who can hit their towers
is every other hero a cuckold

He bought back when they were GGing and the enemy carry was at ultra kill. Then suicided when they wanted to see a rampage.

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sniper had 4 kills
lina bought back, euled himself, stunned
sniper was about to get the kill and he bloodstone suicided denying the rampage

sniper got an ultra, they won
Lina bought back, charged into them
All radiant standing while sniper gets ready for the rampage, lina is at 30% hp
Lina denies herself with bloodstone

wtf I love planet odd now

wtf i love planet numale now

I literally cannot think of a hero less capable of being an anti-Lina measure than her poor sister.

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>tfw no norwegian dota players

*frostbites your titties*
*does slut dance while raining icicles on your head*
pshhh nothin personal sis....

This explains why theyre losing..

>forgetting OUR autist based Loke-god

ALRIGHT MASON last chance, if you lose to the fucking Euros I'm done.

post THAT webm to help Mason win against Planet Numale

these sluts dont know what they're doing they're probably bending over BEFORE the games, not realising that Misery and the gang relies on that built up sexual frustration to perform ingame.
just look at misery, he plays like he's done for the day and just wants to snuggle in bed with some shitty netflix show

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>low carb

what are you? some kind of 40yo housewive?

they need their Succubus back

what was the webm again

hmm

i cannot remember

when i win it's convincing when i lose it takes 40+ minutes of bullshit

generally

this desu, has no one watched rocky?

>sex before big events

It's kind of true. She's very frail to burst, can't disable spellcasting in any way, moves slowly, is interruptable by stuns in her ult, and unlike everyone else with these same traits, she has to go dangerously close to Lina in order to do anything at all against her - her spells are direct attacks and they're not long range.

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>priew yats

what did "she" mean by this?

>that shit tier fetish liked by betas

is she a trap wtf i love her now

>the extent of Norwegian relevance in Dota2 is being the resident on-demand cockslut for Planet Numale

DUBU ENIGMA FOR MMRS

>Grant casting DC vs PO
here we go boys

>tfw had to do 3 weeks without orgasm back in schooldays for big sporting events

>grant cast

i guess


i


will

watch
this


hahah
love reddit

hahah
moonduck relegated to casting whos

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HEY we had fiskestanga back in the day

>been here since 2010
>never used the basic 4chanposting technique or redirecting shitters to other boards

ayyy

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who are these planet odd sluts?

>fixes the only problem with cheetos
gg ez

>is she a real blonde
>go into showcase view and find out

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>w33 storm

lmao ODD is gonna get fucking dumpstered

who won the draft?

DC's draft is better, but their actual players are worse

>it's a good year. damn fine year
>tfw you can still hear it when you watch that webm
>tfw you watched the first episode live
>you will never go back to early 2010s esports optimism

on top of that
>she did it again
cm
you know why

>wash33d up

the one with best girl

you're a NUT

>Slotherina just drained Reso's cock and W33 is playing storm

alright DC won

DC will win, did you see W33 storm at galaxy battles? 5k mmr storm tops.

>Is Lina a real ginger
>Compare her ingame hair to WR or ENch
hmmmm....

What are we going to do on the bed user?

CRYSTAL "MAIDEN"
AND 4 MALE HEROES
I WONDER WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>w33

w33 went to shit

did she trip and hurt herself :(

>last game was cm + sniper, doom, necrolyte and some other male hero

fucking SLUT

was w33 ever actually considered good?

same thing we do every night...
wait for jerax to come back ;______________;

he was good when Windrunner was meta