The absolute state of Lincoln

>the absolute state of Lincoln

>the absolute state of mclaren

That's disgusting

It's a nonperformance automatic, what more does it need?

It's a nonperformance automatic, what more does it need?

wat

>go to change the radio station in my new Pacifica
>accidentally click to reverse on the gear shift
>oh shit.png
>freak out, accidentally put it in Park with my elbow
>FUCK
>glass roof smeared in bird poop
>furry porn starts playing on the center console in front of my wife
>one of the 17 backup cameras illumates my erection on every screen
The absolute state of crysler

it's called a shitpost

I like you.

don't hate the player hate the game

Is that a structural computerscreenbridge?

Also that dash carpeting is atrocious.

it's called alcantara and its ELEGANT and CLASSY

>the absolute state of Honda

audiblekek

It doesn't match the carbon fiber thing jutting out behind the steering wheel. It looks like some kind of cyborg mechanical face sucker.

And then there's the jet engine in the middle, or maybe that's a finger dicer?

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Good thing it's big. That way everybody can see your KNAAAAAAAHB while it's consuming half the center area. You can even turn it roughly twice per driving session because it's just that important.

is this what was meant by bringing back the rotary

>pays 200,000 shekls

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Why would a normdrone need more than that? A big phallic PRNDL stick just takes up room.

Final destination: column shifter.

Dude this shit really makes me not want to buy a new car ever. I think I'm just going to keep my 6th Gen Accord as my daily until I have no choice not to.

>not driving a stick

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Imagine how this is going to look after 5 years of ownership

what does the checkered flag icon do?

babby race mode?

My first 2 cars were both standards and I miss having a stick, but I got this car for free when my grandfather got his license taken away. I was driving a 92 Grand Prix that had 245k on it, and was given an 01 V6 Accord with 33k on it for free. Beggars can't be choosers senpai.

And before you be a faggot and say "tranny swap that shit bruh", I'm not spending $4500 dropping a 6 speed TL tranny in there. That shit is way too much work for a fwd sedan.

I'm just saying if you get a new car you should get a stick instead of a PoS with pushbutton transmission.

>bbq sauce smears, hand prints, stuck on hair and a coating of dust?
Or just that it looks like an XTREME child's toy?

>the absolute state of Lincoln
the best thing about lincolns, i get older, they stay the same age, heh.

Yeah definitely, if I can afford/find one when the time comes. It's getting harder and harder to find dealerships that carry manuals instead of trying to get you to pay more to order one.

does this make J turns easy ?

What does Iron Man's arc reactor do in this car?

>the absolute S T A T E of all modern vehicles
just lmao my shit up senpaitachi

>be onna highway
>wanting to replay track
>reach for Fast Rewind button without looking
>tranny slams into Reverse

Yes, you just have shift over to the map display, select "driving options" and navigate down to "transmission setting"

Below that there is a menu that allows you to turn on a J turn.

My sentiment exactly

Am I old? I didn't know they got away from the Button on the side or Lift a collar up then pull.

>This is how I wrangle my 4 gears.

this would just stall your car.

Pushbutton selectors arent a new thing for cars or even Lincoln specifically.

>"wow we never thought about what would happen if some retard slammed his transmission into reverse while speeding down the highway and thus did not implement a safety system, good thing this fat cheeto-fingered neckbeard brought up the issue! guess we gotta go back to a shifter!"

To be fair if we didn't test out new stuff we'd still be rocking the basic simple layout of the late 70's

as it should be

Ah yeah, cars designed for people who drive, not for people who really don't want to do this driving thing but have to because the bus takes 2 hours and is full of niggers and homeless schizos.

People used to be dragged around on carriages by their drivers. The majority doesn't want to drive. They want to get to their destination. What stick they use to shift is literally inconsequential.

That's the difference between having to talk about the latest sports game and something actually entertaining.

To hell with modern cars. I hope mine never dies.

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After the whole jeep grand cherokee shifter recall, you gotta wonder what the fuck is wrong with a mechanical linkage to the transmission, and why do automakers have a boner for this stupid dial shit?

I like you.

>going 80mph in the highway
>want to crank the volume up because my favourite Hanna Montana song came in
>accidentally put the car in L
>moneyshot the engine in an automatic.

Looks nice. Much better than a useless stick.
Can anyone explain why Veeky Forums hates these new kinds of shifters?

Now his is a shifter