What is so bad about this car other than power?

What is so bad about this car other than power?

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the perpetual shitposting about this mememobile

Only worth it at used car prices

Not a fan of the gearbox or ofc torque dip or shit headunit

>What is so bad about this car
LBS
HP
4 Cylinders
Front Engine
Price in Used Market = 987 Cayman S ( in europe )
Cheap interior

Teenagers having the same car

its good for what it is

No toyota engine

Good track car memes be damned

No Toyota engine will fit under the hood and pass crash tests. Given that this is the most reliable Toyota on sale why would you want to change it?

teenagers are driving hand me down shitboxes

>facelift looks even more REEEEEE

Terrible use of interior space/ergonomics

White teenagers are driving the 30k cars their parents buy them

It's a """""sports car""""". Shit power is bad enough.

>What's so bad about this econobox other than fuel economy?
>What's so bad about this SUV other than space and off road capabilities?
>What's so bad about this convertible other than its shitty retractable roof?
>What's so bad about this pickup truck other than it's small tray?
>What's so bad about this luxury car other than its cheap interior?

>Implying 86/BRZ isn't the gook special

h-ha
I fucking wish my parents would spend even 10k on a car for me, but then again, I'm satisfied with my shitbox for now so idk

- Shit ass interior.
- Made for midgets.

Meant to reply to OP

Like others,
>shit interior
>Warranty is cut if you track it, and they look you up
>Expensive for what it gives you
>You will turn into a stancevapefag eventually
>oh can't forget "sports car" instead of "Performance Machine", so its marketed towards kids who know nothing about cars.

It's slower than a minivan
good track cars should be faster than a minivan

It's only white kids and European Jews that have the toyobaru in my area. All with shitty 4 tip exhausts added

Fair enough. I'm an auscunt.

Only asians buy toyobaru here. White teenagers with money buy BMW/Audi.

Maybe the select few living in private communities

>he thinks sports cars need power

That's hardly a minivan at that point

That's literally its only problem. But it's cheap, what the fuck do people expect for $25,000 NIB?

A v10 obviously

The only white teenagers that have 30k cars that their parents buy them have parents that own a company. I had a friend like that (got a brand new SUV not 30k but point made), makes mad cash nowadays too working for Lockheed Martin. Good guy.

It has a fully stock drivetrain, the only changes are the wheels, tires, and shocks, rest of suspension is stock. The interior isn't even fully stripped. It is not some crazy modified vehicle, it is a minivan

>the drive train is stock
>literally everything else is modified

Kek, with an all leather interior or alcantara?

The heavy as fuck seats are clearly removed, along with all of the carpeting and sound deadening

Don't be a moron

Whale penis leather

But everything else isn't modified! The only parts not stock are the shocks, tires, and wheels.

You know, all the things that make it handle better than any minivan should

it's still a stock minivan chassis, with stock minivan suspension geometry and rates. Stop trying to delude the truth.

Not necessarily raw power, but certainly a good power to weight ratio.
Toyobaru are pigfat on top of that cuck power.

I love watching idiots spout the minivan meme and post that image with no mention of the 86 in it.

Why don't you go read the article you posted?
>The secret sauce comes courtesy of Toyota’s Ann Arbor Technical Center and California-based DG-Spec, who equipped the Sienna with sticky tires, performance-oriented wheels, brakes capable of holding up under track duty, double-adjustable shocks with sportier springs, and the aforementioned limited-slip. The key to posting the numbers was to carry as much speed as possible through the corners

>track slicks
>light-weight wheels
>big brake kit
>adjustable shocks and different springs
>limited slip differential
>fully stripped interior
>racing buckets
>a god damn roll cage

Totally just a minivan bro. Now fuck off

They have the exact same power to weight ratio as older Boxsters that used to cost well over $40k in the late 90s/early 2000s. The FRS does that at half the price adjusted for inflation and even handles better
Those engines respond really well to boost as well, unlike the Boxster's engine

???

It has the camaro, which is faster than the toyobaru on all tracks where both have tested. If a minivan is faster than a camaro, its faster than a toyobaru

Yeah just ignore this

>This brand new interior on the GT86, made with the most tender parts of the extremely rare Sperm Whale, has been naturally saltwater treated for maximum durability and comfort
>It's also a bit sticky in some spots

That doesn't help your argument tho

the gt86 comes with an LSD, do you think it could even come close to the van time with the same mods?

You're ognoring the fact that the Sienna is barely a minivan at that point. Do the same treatment to the 86 or the Camaro and they'll be faster

>do you think it could even come close to the van time with the same mods?
Yes. Easily

I want no cars to go and stay go

What's bad about it is that driving one gets you lumped in with the large majority of FRS/BRZ buyers (pictured)

B-b-but if the car doesn't have a 3 second 0-60 and at LEAST 400 HP it sucks!!!

>caring about what other people think about you
Found the beta

Fucking this

Every FRS I see is owned by some poser faggot whiteboi who's only skills are changing exhaust and adding stickers. There's an orange one in my area that's so slow, im sure he has the manual and just leaves it in one gear. Surprisingly tho the BRZ is not that common where I am so I can't shit on the subie.

That's because 10 times as many FRS's were manufactured as the BRZ

This. You know what the real problem with betas is? They are hyper self conscious because they are so narcissistic they think people are constantly thinking about them.

Protip: people don't think about you as much as you think they do

Yeah but that's true only if you live in NA.

You have mistaken it with the FiShiT and it's bigger brothers the FoShit and FoRealyShit.

Can we stop pretending that balance is a thing. The boxster is mid engine, and comparing the performance of older vehicles is just dumb because of manufacturing techniques.

Where was balance even mentioned?

Stop replying to these bait threads you idiots

>d-doesn't count!

Maybe in yuroland, but not NA

No.

How are you not tired of discussing this same topic with same posts and responses, unless you are faggot OP

>Veeky Forums is one person

>>Why buy one when you can get a 2nd hand Boxster for the same money?
>You get a warrant and the same performance with the new car.
>> Shut up it's not fair to compare the performance of newer to older vehicles.

Poorfags of Veeky Forums get so triggered by the 86 twins.

It's the same person that makes these threads, lurk more

It wasn't, that's the point. Comparing performance of vehicles over such a timeframe is dumb, as even the fucking pony cars of today outperform the supers of the 90s. Comparing something as baseless as handleing is even more dumb, especially when no one mentions all the intricies that feed into handleing. Cars are 3D constructs and requiring balance along all axis, and must have their force moments also balanced.

They probably like to see Miagafags triggered when someone posts this

no one was arguing a used boxter over a new gt86. Stop being retarded

So how is the FRS over priced again?

Check the filename of the OP, everyone ITT got baited hard

Unable to read and there is a retard here and it's you.

THAT WAS NEVER THE ISSUE

it was just a dumb comparison, that's it. That means it's dumb from any argument it's used.

>be white
>dad is a lawyer who makes $200k+ a year
>my first car was an ‘88 celica with 170k miles
Wouldn’t have traded it for anything desu

So where are they saying you should buy an old Boxster?

Stop being retarded.

No one said that you should buy a used boxter over a gt86, instead someone compared the power to weight ratio and handleing of a boxster to the gt86 in response to being told the gt86 has bad power to weight ratio. The other post is saying how dumb that is.

>takes bait
Found the FR-S owner

>implying I have an FRS
Fuck off back to plebbit

My bad haha. You must be triggered because you're a vape smoking bitch boy and everyone knows it

The Miata was always a roadster, the FRS pretends to be a sports car

Samfagging this hard, triggered much?

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WHY
DO
ALL
OF
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MORONS
KEEP
REPLYING
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BLATANT
BAIT
THREADS??????????????????

lmao

still not an argument

I said stop being retarded

>FRS pretends to be a sports car
Define a sports car

Light,rwd,manual

stock minivan with a rollcage

""""""""""stock""""""""""

that's a roadster

Dealing with literal busriding memers

>this assblasted

actually even the power looks good to me, that linear torque curve tho

the only problem is that mid rpm dip in power and torque.

everything else is not an issue. it is just Veeky Forums bitching like a bunch of bench racing autists. that can't understand why a low volume sports coupe is priced the way it is.

>being this much of a shitposter
Why don't you go get your driver's license or something? Riding the bus is making you salty

A tune can help with that, thankfully.
I think it's the reason why people say the car feels slow

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Stop being a baby, how can you take as a serious response

It's a forced meme that newfags pick up which is why we have these daily threads

Kono POWAA