Dota 2 General - /d2g/

APOLOGIZE edition


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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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>EU

>NA

and i thought seamonkeys were bad

what the fuck are these western games? am i watching a glorified pub?

>APOLOGIZE edition
But I never doubted El Presidente's team.

S E C R E T

W I L L

N E V E R

E V E R

L O S E

>PA spitroasted by Huskar and Void
l-lewd

>the Caliphate of Denmark

>grant and lacoste
>np vs. mike
if you aren't watching you're basically a redditor

SWNL

nth for sister + 4 cocks drafts

>7-1

SG will win TI7

Your time is over, white boys
bow down to your monkeys overlords

>1 seamonkie
>1 gook
>1 arab
>1 slav
>1 cuck
>eu
will yurop ever be relevant again?

and all of that happened because PA moved the cart before the horses and tried to solo lich+void just because he had a DD, they had the chance to pick megacreeps and damage T4s but all of that went to dust because of his stupid ambition

I'd kick that guy after that to be quite honest

>secret can barely beat danes
>they dont even have babyknight
If secret take last place at two tis in a row will they finally disband

Can we go back the way way things were before the americans woke up? The thread was good without all the na vs eu baiting

747 "Eric Dong" Dong deserves better than those euro apes

What's the suicide rate in Denmark?

Don't they overly rely on anti-
depressants?

that never happens though

WE ARE HERE

/beyondthesummit5

it's not the americans, it's the fucking australians

all of this eu vs na shitposting is instigated by them

That game was literally in the bag for Danish Cucks but the PA decided to be a retard

>a second team has to qualify from euro
I'm terrified at the prospect of another team from this region coming in. TI is gonna he ruined by the shitfest of two extraneous yuro teams.

Finally, some good dota

that's bullshit 747, puppey fired kemal

>european knowledge of time zones

EG
>1 paki
>1 slav
>1 pooinloo
>2 euros

NP
>2 chink-leafs
>2 euros
>1 pooinloo

ODD
>1 chink-leaf
>4 euros

DC
>2 korans
>1 flip
>1 pooinloo
>1 american

How comes there's only 1 (one) US player in all the dota scene?

We now live in a time where it isn't the SEA qualifier teams that are considered free wins, but the fucking EU qualifiers.

What a world.

Team Poland is gonna win and they're gonna make top 8 at TI. You can screencap this if you want.

no need to disrespect teams battling hard for that TI participation money.

>america
>white
L O L

>tralf vs whos
>good dota

TI4 was the only TI with no shit teams, prove me wrong.

White =/= american
You might not have paid attention well in history class, but north america is a spciety based around the idea of immigration, not indigenous cultures. Otherwise true "americans" would all be red of skin.

There's a reason these teams didn't get a direct invite

yeah they honestly should have added another CIS slot instead of a third EU slot

>White =/= american

If you're only looking at ancestries and not citizenships/birth countries, how could you even count anyone as NA who isn't native-american?

You can say that from any country user.

>Team Freedom beat coL

Holy shit. Are they actually going to upset this? They already beat NP. Maybe they can beat DC and NuMale

meanwhile he thinks europe is white....

The greeks will be the other team. Honestly though, if planet odd had moved to europe where they belong they would have easily secured one of these spots.
Now instead theyll be 4th in na.

Colonizers & their descendants VS immigrating third worlders.

Do you have any more questions with obvious answers?

HI!

>they only count as immigrants when i say so
lmaoing@yourlyfe

>EE dies to tower on Necro
where have I seen this before?

You're retarded

They probably wanted to move to EU but Valve made them stay in NA, which is fair because they've played NA qualifiers all year.

T-they can still make it boys, they can still make last place at TI!

>if an NA shitposters uses X, it's okay
>when someone replies that shitposter applying X to NA, it's not okay

:^)

Invasion and immigration are two different things. America is white, blacks and mexicans are lesser beings and Asians/Indians are not true Americans.

>bzz
>dkphobos
>fng
>iceberg
yeah I know who I'm rooting for here

>CoL getting dumpstered
>Freedom tied for first place and already beat NP

what the hell is NA

Yeah but a large majority of immigrants to America were from third-world shitholes, Ireland and Italy

MOON boys are doing it

Most American immigrants were German

>CoL getting dumpstered
coL hasnt been afforded the luxury of beating up on the rest of the OQ teams yet
meanwhile the top 4 teams have played at least 3

A competitive region filled with Tier 2 teams

Team Freedom is, for the first time in a while, not some retarded ixmike stack. So they actually have a chance.

Why do you faggots have to make everything /int/ shit

This thread is actually about dota during EU hours which is more than can be said for NA time

same for argentina

European insecurity, their entire continent somehow manages to be inferior to one country

And Brazil!

>This thread is actually about dota during EU hours which is more than can be said for NA time
objectively false
based misinformationbro is mad cause his shitty region is getting btfo by bantz

Because americans are super fucking racist. As an american myself, i dream every night of a meteor killing me and every dumb inbred racist this country houses.

upvoted for visibility

>come to visit this thread now and every few months
>everytime its Eu vs NA shitposting

>objectively false

Why is it that people who use this word are the biggest liars? You know you can just go look at the thread from a few hours back and see how it's not about racebaiting and na vs eu

>d2g becomes an aussie-only zone

frightening

go look at any of the flag threads, this place is 50% Aussie's shitposting each other to death

in fact go make one on /bant/ right now and let everyone reveal their flags

based shitskinbro

hey guys what if we all band together like in the old times and we cheer for navi? xD

>its a redditor gets mad at eu vs na shitposting episode

puppey is the only reason that navi was good and I've never stopped cheering for secret, even when that sperg envy was on the team

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why is maut so autistic and unlikeable?

reddit kekistan faggots love that shit dumb animeposter

I'm white. I'm just not sociopathic, like most white people on the internet.

>d-don't make it about EU vs NA
>when every caster makes it about EU vs NA
can't be helped it's part and parcel of having a competitive sport

based ben wu shitting on pyrion

>i pray for a meteor to kill all whites
you sure are

>I imagine everyone in my country dying
>I'm not a sociopath tho
lol OK 'tard

>DC top of the charts
feels good

>Was about to bet on Empire but changed to Navi
I FUCKED UP

what the actual fuck is this void doing?

Lacoste: handsome, charming, funny, played DotA professionally
Grant: eats glue

Explain this NA cucks

>tfw no techies pick yet

um has lacoste ever beat Fear in a 1v1 mid?
yeah, I thought not

>Grant eats glue
that explains a lot

Yet everyone prefers to hear Grant over someone who sounds like he's chewing on peanut butter.

>handsome
Hes piss ugly
>charming
He sounds like theres something stuck in his esophagus
>funny
Just as cringe as grandgrant

Thats because you can't pick Techies in CM. Icefrog is a fucking idiot who needs whole year before even thinking about enabling something back.

navi is done

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At least he's played on EG

Croatian accent is sexiest in the world.

>eating glue

is that because he has no teeth and can't eat solid things so he has to feed on things like drpepper and glue?

Holy fuck

>Croatian accent is sexiest in the world.

Not in any way different from other slav languages.

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