Chicag/o/ Meet-Up Thread

what are the chances i get my dick sucked if i go

I'd wager....ooooh, 1 in 5

seems accurate

Do the people on bikes do wheelies and fuck around?

No, they just constantly shitpost.

Are you a twink? I would if you do the same.

More than the rest?

aye

Everyone who rides a motorcycle is, to some extent, a douchebag.

If you keep talking like that, I'm going to have to ride over from Minneapolis just to IRL shitpost your meet.

Do it, pussy, bet you won't

I'm not even in Chicago, I'm in Georgia. I pick up my class M tomorrow.

Just realized I can't. Have to be at Halloween party for niece and nephew. If they change the date though, I'll be there. Will have to leave at like 0530 to make it.

>he's an uncle
Shieeeeet

Not that surprising, some people have a big gap between siblings.

Post bp

lel if y'all got excess plastidip you wanna get rid of, fuckin come waste that shit all over the fucked up hood and front quarter panels of my shitbox.

rip monte

I do but Jimmy can't wheelie, feel free to laugh at him.

>CBR1000rr
At least he can go fast.

Will any of you biker bois let me ride your bikes if I bring my helmet? Even in the passenger seat?

I have a 250, but I'm bringing my car because bike is burning oil.

I want to ride different bikes so I can feel what I'd like before I upgrade.

>He wants to ride bitch

>46 and rainy
Yeah fuck that I'm not showing up to crash shit have fun humping doorknobs spergs

Awww, is da widdle squiddy afraid of a little water?

>afraid of some water

lmao

cucc

Evening bump

ebin :DD

morning no gn bump

You will never buy a GN this year

I've accepted that. Now that I don't have to pay for the rusty carlo, I'm gonna save a bit and come back next year with a bigger budget.

Twin-turbo GN

Where is that faggot that always suggested doing an LSD cruise whenever previous meet threads were posted?

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Fuck an LSD cruise, we should do a day long Chicag/o/ road rally.

Cannonball run Chicag/o/

>set various land marks
>must take pictures of your car in front of all of them
>you can visit the landmarks in any order you wish
>person who obtains every picture in the shortest elapsed time wins

>don't even need to start everyone at the same time, we could do staggered starts for people who show up late, timing is judged by the ET from first picture to last picture
>this would let people plan as long as they want and eliminate the need to race each other between the points

sounds pretty cool. We should plan one.

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bump

Showing up in shitbox bump

Im gonna try and make it, but I have to leave by like 4, friends birthday dinner near Schaumberg.

Im gonna be there at 1 or so

>used to live in Stillwater, MN
>hate corrupt shithole IL

Send me back.

>hates wet skids
Heck off.

I guess I'll pop in for about 30 mins or so at around 1.
Can't stay too long got other shit to do today.

That's fine m8, no worries

Cba to drive from DeKalb for a meet in this shit weather

Maybe in the summer

Shitbox gonna be late.

Because I'm a lazy shit.

Fucc

This cold weather is great for the tarbo boooost. See ya bitches

Mfw thought I was gonna be late and didn't realize we rescheduled to 1

I'll be there in 45

Holy shit that's the second time you arrive early as fuck

I'm here. Dunno who the fuck else is

And had I known we rescheduled I would have been a half hour late.

Lel are you the dude eatin a burger lookin at me?

I'm the fat fuck in the flat cap and leather jacket by the way.

>NEVEER FROZEN
are they afraid of copyrights?

Yes

No

5 of us so far

Record

I'm at Whataburger, where are you?

Is that even in this state?

superchicagomeet.jpg

Typical

i've never seen a parking lot as shitty as this one

I had no idea this was happening. Literally the first time seeing this thread and I lurk all the time...

>can a bus fag come through
I'd probably Uber

Being a car owner in Chicago must be scary. So much violent crime and car jackings. How do you guys deal with it?

>stopping in chicago ever

Faggot

Get over here faggot

Officially 7 of us

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>hood spacers

How can you post that before a picture of the license plate, screwed into the chrome, blocking the intercooler?

wew

>cold air

License plate, sheet-metal-screwed through the chrome bumper, BLOCKING THE INTERCOOLER

Goddammit, you're gonna have me going at that with a file tonight. I can't stand that font now that it's been pointed out to me.

It looks like the font you'd see on a sign selling ice cold beer or some shit.

Guys, the meet has been changed to 64th and S. Normal. Remember to bring a bullet proof vest.

>South side cruise with police escort?

I feel like the guy with the mustang gets the most pussy out of all of us

Well yeah, that's because girls think he has a GTR because of the sticker.

ice cold air

what the fug