/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Antisphere, and Payday 3

Wouldn't have any sense to have a total overhaul of people. Supposedly Bain is training the gang to make a super heist or something.

What a shit opinion

post dragan i forgot to post dragan last thread fuck

good job dragan the thread down

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dead game

Not even the autistic side jobs bot appeared.

>its the host blames you for the alarm going when its the other guys fault

>Find the right engine
>"No, I already got the right one, come here."
>GUYS, THIS ENGINE DOESN'T WORK, THE CHOPPER IS ON ITS WAY
>Connection to host lost

Why would someone leave his lobby open but get upset when people join?

I never see anyone play Jacket besides me. Is there a reason for that? Was I a chump?

Jacket is an old meme, only pretentious fuckers play it now

Too stupid to set it to friends only probably

Awww. I like the playback voice thing.

Why the fuck is this AK74 more accurate than my m16.

>believing in the ak is less accurate meme

>meme

Nigger there's 60 years of warfare that says the same thing.

This? Seriously? How about the Bizon's 9x18 doing far more damage than any other 9mm in the game except for that funky shit carbine with great concealment? Just mod your own shit in, this game's not based around realism.

Joker or Sentry guns

It takes far less skillpoints to have good jokers than sentries.
Sentries takes ammo, jokers do not.
You can replace jokers, you can't replace sentries.

Guess which one is better.

What could be so important to steal that they'd have to rob literally everything for 2 games? IIRC the biggest heists have been Golden Grin, THE diamond, Vlad's nukes, and maybe Mercy Hospital if you count noncanon.

You can replace sentries. And you can put them down at choke points and spawn ins to keep cops busy and then move them when you move. Whereas the jokers can and will sit in rooms and never move or do anything.

>joker dies
>Dominate a cop and get a new one
>Sentry dies
>Can't do shit about it

>You can replace sentries.

The Declaration of Independence.

>joker dies
That's funny

I just started playing after 2 years and why does the game not let me use half the shit?

>mods are locked to "ultimate edition"
>I own said edition, steam says I own it
>game still has UE stuff locked saying I need to own UE

The base game and the DLC pack have the same name, because they are stupid

blah blah blah, go check what you own from the dlc pack you retard

>reinstalled PD2 after like two years
>totally spacing on what mods to use

Keeping in mind my computer is a toaster (in case all the graphics reduction mods didn't tell you), so no Hollywood Shootout/Corpse Delimiter.

>DLC unlocker
>Pocohud
>Fucking Project Phoenix
What a fucking faggot you are, would kick

>he doesn't like DLC unlockers

Fuck off, Almir.

>He is poor
Fuck off shitter, not a big surprise because you have shadowmap too

why are you still using bundle modder?

Came back after two years, had no idea there was anything better.

phoenix hasn't been updated since 2015 senpai

well two years ago bundle modder was already a bit outdated, now is completely out dated.

Pocohud and phoenix are dead. there's a shit load of more modern huds you can use, the popular one now is wolfhud.

This is my mod folder if you are curious, it's mostly Quality of life stuff.

So is there a replacement?

.pdmods are mostly dead, all new mods use the mod_override system, (a folder in the payday2/assets directory) where you just drop your mods in, or blt, where you also just drag and drop some folders.

Which Akimbo SMG is best Akimbo SMG?

dead game

The P90

Is stockholm syndrome basic useful outside of stealth?

>Is skill designed for loud useful on loud?

>This host runs silent assassin

>havent played in like 2 years
>launch game
>get like 10-20 achievements

Oh boy, so now everyone thinks i'm a cheater.

>like he doesn't have 30 bucks to spend

more like why not get it for free shitlord, typical consumer can't handle not spending his money when offered DLC from daddy

Don't you die on me

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wew finally got one
thanks pal

>83lay
taken

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What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Vlad Is Mad! (vlad_4_jobs)

Today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Drinks On Me (daily_hangover)
Brought to you by Bonnie.

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Sewer Rats (charliesierra_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality The Grin mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>And Wolf will still use the lines from the first game.

>Wolf being in Payday 3

keep dreaming

Crime spree makes side jobs even more irrelevant than they were before. Why would anyone ever bother to do them?

>join Bank Heist on mayhem with 3 f2ps yesterday
>all of them have detection 75
>kill 3 guards
>the host killed the manager and got the keycard
>told him to get to the security room and unlock it
>security room behind the counters
>level 63 uses a drill on the door
>alarm goes off
>they kick me

shut the fuck up Dixu

>Someasshole hellcase.com joins your game

What do you do?

>People still play this garbage
What's your excuse?

Ashley's tight ass

Ashley's tight asshole

KF2 is dead
Vermintide is dead
PD:TH is dead
Hotline Miami is dead
GTA V Online is dead

Why is PD2 the only one left?

you forgot metal gear and left 4 dead

I didn't think L4D was relevant to the discussion anymore since Turtle Rock is dead and Valve doesn't make games anymore.

That crap seems to be everywhere now? Luckily it doesn't matter much because who the hell pubs silent heists?
It isn't an insta-leave situation, like when host runs with bag stacker or some shit like that.

finish the heist and kick before escaping

How about knowing what you're talking about, nigger?

>implying it's tight

not after i am done with it semper fi

Mindless killing cops and stupid meme mods somehow brings joy into my heart.
Plus hearing Chain's deep and thought provoking lines keeps me sane

>play a dead game by yourself
>hurr it's not dead I know what I'm talking about

>be new
>play for weeks
>see people talk about side jobs
>cant find side jobs menu
>ITS ON CRIME.NET user
>go to crime.net, still no side jobs menu
>weeks go by, see "side job completed" once in a while, still cant find side jobs
>getting ready to enter safe house
>see side jobs tab
Why is it so hard for this entire fucking community to specify that the fucking side jobs are a tab in the safe house menu

Side jobs used to have a button on the crime.net map, but for some inexplicable reason they moved it to the much more remote location of safe room menu

People are actually retarded, that's why.

Who is this tripfag Trashly?

Newfriends are welcome in /pdg/ so don't feel awkward and just do your best to stay out of custody! :3

do they get paid to do this?

Most of these sites have some weird promotion if you have their name on your profile or stuff like that isn't it?

who?

Most make you put it in your name to bet over 20 euro on their site

post sydney

>183x275

Cool but that doesn't answer my question

Overkill official cumdumpster that lives in their basement

You say something mean or criticize Overkill?
Banned for racism.
That's Ashley.

Bitch can't ban me from here.

Literally 10 out of 5 people use pirate perfection.

Literally 10 out of 5 people are poor.

Butthurt.

I'm not banned. I don't even own a legit copy of the game.