Fire Emblem Heroes

IS THIS REAL?

Felicia is my wife.

It's a pretty shit speed anyway compared to my +Speed Tharja. Indeed, is she useful as a buffer? Hone Atk 3 is pretty great

My favorites don't have 16mt weapons with Distant Counter or -1 special cooldown. The melee ones, anyway.

Waifus are only as good as the writing of the source material, and FE is akin to the the Iliad when compared to the shitty eroge that is Fate.
Also
>Having a waifu from a porn game

Who'd you guys pick for grand hero battle?

>-Atk, +Def
Perfect for crushing Hectors into the dirt. Fucker may not have the best judgement when it comes to the people he follows, but god damn Eldigan is a monster

>Waifus are only as good as the writing of the source material
Not really, good characters can come from shitty things >implying waifus have to be well-written characters in the first place

>FE is akin to the the Iliad when compared to the shitty eroge that is Fate
That's real fucking funny m8

Cymbelline is fine, but can be a bit hard or inconvenient to proc it's buff effect. Sanaki works well as a raven tank.

>can't even hit 40 attack as a 5-star with Fury 3 and an extra fusion

Good god, she's awful. Just like Odin and Caeda.

Even if I really really loved Lloyd, I wouldn't use him bc of that disgusting art

>-atk
>perfect anything
Perfect fury 3 fodder

You shouldn't Fate has an actual ongoing story and content.

If Linus gets in, I hope to god he doesn't get the same treatment

>implying waifus have to be well-written characters in the first place
>He picked his waifu for her look

>That's real fucking funny m8
The fact that FE's writing is very formulaic and cliche should only serve to make how awful Fates is more clear in this comparison.
My waifu is from neither series, anyway, so I'm just playing this FElite for fun.

Of course

weapons in FE universe only destroy clothes but cant cut human skin?

>Fury 2
>-Atk
Everyday you will open the game and you will see your mediocre disabled character, hope you enjoy that

Eldigan's naturally high attack doesn't suffer too badly from -Atk, and with him popping Ignis so often it doesn't tend to matter

good thing I'm in it for the husbandos

TRASH

Nah, it's FemRobin's secret ability to be able to lose her clothes, but not actually get hurt

>fell for the meme build

Chrom in Awakening tanks a magic attack that destroys a large stone pillar in a cutscene with no visible damage. FE characters are just pretty tough.

Yup. Just like the Touhou universe. Or the Senran Kagura universe.

Which attack? One of Validar's? Or Robin's Thoron?

It's not a memebuild if it's still one of her two best builds

No!

Well, he is actually right, the writing in Fate is atrocious, at least the translation is.

Anyway came here to report something else, after the tempest completelly burned me down, I didn't felt like playing anymore, and left the arena for the last week, came back today cause grown Tiki is my waifu.

The thing is my arena tier hasn't gone down, I was in 17 and I'm still in it, and I did recieve the defense reward, so it seems that if you don't fight in the season, you clearly won't recieve any reward besides de defense one, but also won't fall tiers.

When the fuck are we getting another X2 XP or SP event? It's been a LONG time since the last one

I think it was Validar's, but I'm not completely sure.
He does get wrecked by Grima!Robin's lightning spear thing afterwards anyway.

They want you to spend all your orbs on the Summer banner so you can alleviate some of the SP grind.

>found out the swimsuit banner had Tiki in it
>it's adult Tiki

>Magvel banner never
>Jugdral banner never
>Awakening Children banner never
Why bother

maria

Priscilla

The brotherfucker
Oh, wait, that could be 6 of them

You doomed him to defeat in the first round. Well done, user.

Priscilla

wow that was fast
I'll be picking this slut then

In that case just wait for kirara fantasia

Lachesis, of course

Seek help

>Maria
>Slut
How dare you

So, since we have Gradivus on Camus, when will we be seeing Emperor Hardin?

>implying Maria doesn't convince Minerva to join her old politician orgies nightly under the guise of diplomatic activity.

The only dick Maria is interested in belongs to her shithead brother. Maria is PURE

The realest

>wanted Elise
>end up getting potato-retarded sakura from the banner instead
Four same-color banner was a mistake.

>wanting an Awakening Children banner

Your shit taste was a mistake.

WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

at least I know I won't be spending orbs.

because that artist also did stahl
still better than ueda's ayy lmaos

Nah, he's a cuck so never

>Not wanting FeMorgan
Get that shit taste out of here you subhuman degenerate

It's not that he's a cuck, it's that Nyna is a scummy whore who couldn't get over Camus (who she thought was fucking dead) and ended up fucking a country because she couldn't love her husband the same way.
Fuck Nyna

>not stockpiling orbs first
I hope they add 20 literally who substitute characters from Thracia or something before they add Awakening kids.

They're both adorable in their own way.

Take your trip back to /feg/, you festering pustule.

>have no idea who Roderick is
>boring title
>even sounds boring in his voiced lines
>still like his art and him as a character

I wonder how many more times that'll happen.

We came here to laugh at you

Anything could kill that cunt with just looking at her.

Not cute enough

>posting the edited version
hehe

god she looks like an even worse version of rem

I was waiting to roll green

Ramfags get out

Summer gaius in TT will be the next niles. Ruining your streak like a summer heat stroke

Is a three dragon team in the arena viable?

The funny thing is that Druggie-kun has actually ended more of my perfect runs than Cordelia.
Sweep weapons were a mistake

>Seasonal units
>Showing up in TT

Is Reinhardt the Landorus-T of FEH?

i dont like any of them and i really dont like that bitch of yours

Yes, except not as gay.

If Smogon controlled the FEH meta, he would be in Ubers.

Is Lando-T still a god? I haven't even looked at Smogon since X/Y.

Yup, and still in OU

1-star un-upgradable Rinkah when?

>it's another Smogon makes everything not fun episode

lando isn't broken so no

Not sure how QR TA Y.Tiki fares against Julia, that's your main enemy.

Falchion users fall to TA Nowi as long as she initiates.

Add me, Sakura-friends, and you can borrow my Hector!

Sent :^)

>Sakura-friends
>friends over a pile of shit

Dumb Aquaposter as mean as the character they fap to.

>don't spend any money on banners with characters from games they like
>complain when games they like don't get banners

why do people do this?

>you have to be grateful about everything and spend money

you're not even trying to hide it shill

Is that Soleil or MCorrin?

>shilling this bad
>male in maid clothing

holy shit you are a faggot

...

A business will never care about what you want unless you are profitable. complaining won't change anything, especially if you're a gaijin

I'm wondering if this isn't some Japanese trope. It's present in a number of games. Maybe it has something to do with how every modern country aside from murrica is far more conservative about violence than sexual shit.