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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Footfag lets it slip
>Summertime lovin'
>Some other drama, I'm sure.

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

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Do you think deadminning apologyman, zealotron, permabanning kolith, and also deadminning dragonbro is acceptable?

2nd for bagel station worst station

Acceptable

No only permabanning the entire eve discord is acceptable

Go to bed nuke you still can't come to our discord

Ok perma the Veeky Forums metaclub

Same fag

Fuck this game. For so long new games have come out and shit and I always get sucked into being a spessman all day instead

wasted get

good job, asshole

ebin

unban he

Is anyone else lagging like hell?

The silicon powerbloc of players want to be subverted, so the upload will NEVER EVER have an access requirement much less two IDs.

respostan from last thread since I don't think many people saw it

--SS13 TEXT RPG 4--
You are the research director, on a very deficient space station.
The station time is 12:15.
In your department there is:
>a xenoarch who went to the roid at shift start
>a vox xenobotanist who went to the roid at shift start
>a robotocist that has been struggling with the basics of mech construction all shift. He currently next door in robotics.
There is an AI with an engineering borg and a service borg slaved to it.
So far this shift, you have completed RnD, and printed a few items for crew members that have stopped by.
Your inventory is:
>latex glubs
>tools
>monitor decryption key
>a flash
The AI announces over comms that there is massive human harm in the brig.
The HoS shouts over comms for "H-H-E-L-P"
Simultaneously, a scuffle occurs next door in chemistry, which you can see into from where you are standing.
A doctor has injected the CMO with something, which causes the CMO falls to the floor unconscious.
suddenly this begins playing over the station's intercom youtube.com/watch?v=OBQE_TNI7zw

-WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT-

if you play space station 13 and never played system shock 2 please play it

SPEEDILY go to the AI upload and upload an anti-rev law
4. Revolutionaries are not human at worst, or Robocop at best

Fuck you, lad

play system shock or shut up everything in space station 13 is a direct reference to that game. The AI is a direct and exact emulation of a character in the game cited above, please review the materials for your answers.

>jump to a random day in the admin logs
>find out someone ahelped me for taking them out of the round with an esword
There are some hidden gems.

DIGITS HAVE SPOKEN

BAN ALL DISCORDFAGS

Flash the roboticist, take his ID and dump him on disposals, then build a Gygax

You sprint to the AI upload and upload a custom antirev lawset.
>GLADOS has joined your party
The AI informs you that you are the last living head, and that security seems to have been massacred, with the exception of the detective who is hiding in the dorms.
The AI calls its two borgs to come and guard you, and bolts down research.
>Juan 234 (engyborg) has joined your party
>IOT4 (serviceborg) has joined your party
the AI informs you that you are the last living head on the station, and that security is all dead, with the exception of the detective who is hiding in the dorms
You hear commotion over comms, and the AI informs you that a sizeable lynch mob will soon descend on research.
The silicons await your instructions.
The robotocist sees you talking to the borgs and asks if you need any help.
-WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT-

you disposal the confused robotocist sans ID and begin building a mech.
After the second piece of the Gygax finishes printing, a mob busts into robotics and assaults you.
You jump into the disposal bin and try to flush your way out, but it was still re-pressurizing from flushing your coworker.
You get ejected from the disposal bin, and beat to death by crew members from various departments.
-GAME OVER-

...

Damn, that was a bad idea indeed. Not sure what I was thinking

Would you rather have incessant waifuposting bullshit, a mildly entertaining quest thing, or a dead thread?
There are no third options. Get your fucking pants untwisted and either post some creative content or stop bitching.
Also,

>waifuposting bullshit, a mildly entertaining quest thing, or a dead thread?
A dead thread.
>There are no third options
A dead thread was the third option.

fug off

What if I made a waifu-ss13-quest?

Would you play along?

Done
The coup goes ahead as planned

can a brother catch an unbanishment?

Don't include my waifu I don't want anyone thinking they have a chance

Nah nigga. Waifushit ain't my scene and hasn't been.
Now, a 'THE RIDE NEVER ENDS'-medquest would be right up my alley. But not tonight.

youtube.com/watch?v=NmUKkBRkTxM

Every. Fucking. Thread.
You're not ~wanted~ here 2hotdogs. People can't even make fun of you anymore because it's getting sad. Do something with your fucking life.

Ive played both games. What are you even saying.

...

give me 5 waifus to include (recent waifus only, no old grandmas from years ago)

retreat to the AI core with the robotocist and service borg, and have the engyborg fortify it
tell the AI disable power in my office, disable comms, and plasmaflood the entire station except for the AI chamber.

Valkyrie Skies, Souhei Saikawa, Avada Colander, Ashe Mallory, Rin Fukuimoto

>antag datums would spice the server back up and remove the need for badmins to press buttons

>lol, let's implement shitty window decompression instead

Coder-san I...

Code it or shut it

Want me to code antag datums user-kun?

Yeah NO

Oh whoops sorry, meant for

You set Juan 234 to work with the RCD.
He quickly creates a 2 tile layer of bolted, welded, and wirecut doors.
Meanwhile, GLADOS powers down your office, disables telecoms and begins dumping plasma into distro.
After GLADOS disables the vents in the AI core, IOT4 uses it's rapid service fabricator to provide cigars to you and the robotocist.
>Cigar added to your inventory
The AI informs you that plasma has begun accumulating across the station, and you order him to start fires, and spread the flames as far as possible.
You say a quick prayer for the detective that will surely perish in the dorms.
After a few minutes of hellfire, SMELELE heads win.
-ENDING 3 UNLOCKED-

Every other shitter got multiple chances or promoted to admin he should get a summer pass or something.

Would he have been unbanned already if not for the thread faggotry?

>using plasmafire as non antag

An admin has delayed the round end
*bwoink*
To be continued

It's okay to admit it's above your pay grade, but at least let it be known that you can't come through.

Rev's one of the rare exceptions, especial if every other head is confirmed dead.

[09:54:12]OOC: Morena/Morena (@8,81,2): everyone was hoping for bans probe
[09:54:19]OOC: Roswell Zoucks/Probe1 (@296,237,1): grinch
[09:54:19]OOC: Morena/Morena (@8,81,2): you gave us false hope
[09:54:41]OOC: MASTAFLIPS/MASTAFLIPS (@8,81,2): you steal shit from the armory mr grinch.....
[09:54:42]OOC: SiliconEagle/SiliconEagle (@8,81,2): blame the coders for that one
[09:54:49]OOC: Kammerjunk/Kammerjunk (@8,81,2): Well hey, it's not wrong
[09:54:49]OOC: Kranenberg/Kranenberg (@8,81,2): WILL DO
[09:54:56]OOC: Kammerjunk/Kammerjunk (@8,81,2): A singularity exists and a containment field has failed
[09:54:58]OOC: El Whoop/El Whoop (@8,81,2): Monkey Virus squad when
[09:54:59]VOTE: Custom vote started by DragonBro.
Give Morena their ban hopes
[09:55:06]OOC: Kranenberg/Kranenberg (@8,81,2): ban vorena
[09:55:10]OOC: El Whoop/El Whoop (@8,81,2): aw shit
[09:55:10]OOC: Repertor/Repertor (@8,81,2): you're a mean one, mr. grinch
[09:55:11]OOC: MASTAFLIPS/MASTAFLIPS (@8,81,2): vote trump insted of ban
[09:55:13]OOC: GarethGobblecoque/GarethGobblecoque (@8,81,2): wheres the meme option
[09:55:15]OOC: Yclat/Yclat (@8,81,2): here we go
[09:55:21]OOC: Fiona Whirlow/Holyshiznignog (@212,242,1): Everything is a meme option.
[09:55:21]OOC: Kammerjunk/Kammerjunk (@8,81,2): There is no meme option
[09:55:23]OOC: DragonBro/DragonBro (@8,81,2): It's all the meme option
[09:55:23]OOC: Kammerjunk/Kammerjunk (@8,81,2): This is serious
[09:55:25]OOC: Morena/Morena (@8,81,2): you don't have the cajones
[09:55:37]OOC: MASTAFLIPS/MASTAFLIPS (@8,81,2): VOTE 4 BAN 2016
[09:55:40]OOC: Repertor/Repertor (@8,81,2): your brain is full of spiders
[09:55:41]OOC: RealestEstate/RealestEstate (@8,81,2): the forcefield does a shock
[09:55:46]OOC: Repertor/Repertor (@8,81,2): your brain spiders are full of garlic
[09:55:57]OOC: Yclat/Yclat (@8,81,2): here we go
[09:56:01]VOTE: Vote Result: By banning them with 23 votes

[Yes - Roundabout] faintly plays in the distance.

It's possible.
Whats your favorite slowcore album?

Ivy I spent two hours working on that poutine
IT WAS MEANT FOR EVERYONE

May a gravy ridden hell plague you for the rest of your days

>Bo "Honks like a Clown, it's Going Down" Digson
>Bo "Squeaky Feet, 6 Feet Under" Digson
>Bo "Baton to the Head if it's White, Yellow and Red" Digson
>Bo "Water Flower, Waterboarded" Digson
>Bo "Deconverted and Decommisioned" Digson
>Bo "The Magic Show" Digson
>Bo "Within Jesters the Justified Fear Festers" Digson
>Bo "A Laser Bolt into Every Honking Dolt" Digson
>Bo "Captain Popping Caps" Digson
>Bo "Drag Damage" Digson
>Bo "Cutting the Cult" Digson
>Bo "Blitz" Digson
>Bo "Pistol Hewn Hands of Suppressed Captainly Rage" Digson

>That lube at the end

Good show to whoever the emergency doctor who convinced me I had cancer. I went out with a bang.

CORN I TOLD YOU TO AHELP OR BAN REQUEST IT. BITCHING DOES NOTHING.

I don't think I've ever seen someone successfully construct the citadel before
Excellent job

i will eternally fuck with your atmo alarms and there is nothing you can do to stop me

1 cultist made it out without being deconverted.
And he was dead.
Fear the wheelchair Nar-Sie BTFO

All I wanted to do was fence it at Centcomm. You told me it was priceless so I wanted to get the value of it. I wasn't expecting success and was predicting that you'd have it by the end of the round anyway.

I am so sorry it got spaced. If it makes you feel any better, I wasn't the one who did it. A sec officer had me in cuffs when that happened.

>Doing shit
>Walk into hall
>YOU THERE DONT FUCKING MOVE
>Captain puts me in lock on and sec tries to cuff me while chap beats me with bible
>Say fuck off and take two steps to the left, Cap shoots the chaplain and two sec unzip batons on me
>Cuffed, forcefed water, beaten to brain damage and stunlocked for two minutes and forty seconds
>Captain "Oh I guess hes fine MOVE ALONG"
>They all run off and leave me to uncuff myself and heal my braindamage
>Didn't even know there was a fucking cult onboard
This guy is cancer incarnate.

I think stealing the citadel is something that should be ahelped.

Several hours of labor has to cross a moral boundary somewhere.

We need to spawn in poutine golems when people try to mess with the citadels with the objective to retrieve it at all costs.

That diona draging him tho.

It's cult you fucking idiot. they can't just tell the cult they're being hunted. You can follow simple fucking instructions instead of being a sperg

>>I think stealing the citadel is something that should be ahelped.

The person that spaced the citadel was Ivan Komarov
[00:33:50]SAY: Ivan Komarov/James W. Bigmac/(Ivan Komarov) (@288,242,1) Deadsay: spooks, "I spaced the poutine at the cost of my life"

Seriously. There's an issue that can keep engieborgs from fixing them at all and no carbons would lift a finger of course.

>be clown, roundstart cultist
>mime bird is another cultist
>everyone communicates their words quickly
>assume this is going to be a nice cult round because of that
>I was wrong
>build a little base off station and do word research
>make a bunch of talismans
>immediately tazed upon coming back
>apparently the mime went afk and Bo "validhunting" Gibson broke into his dorm room and he spilled his spaghetti and dropped his tome
>cap and chaplain take off my helmet and set me on fire and deconvert me
>cap wants to implant me but doesn't have the implant on him
>tell him to let me get the heat down first since there's no need to implant a corpse
>he follows me all the way to medbay, missing all his taser shots because he's dangerously unrobust
>after I reach the door no one will open it, and I fall into paincrit
>he screams at the officer for letting me make it this far (holy shit how little self awareness do you have to have to be this way)
>drags me back to the brig to implant me
>I die, for obvious reasons
>everybody in sec leaves my corpse there for near the rest of the round
>eventually some kind soul takes me to be cloned
>after I'm cloned the doctor comes with me to the bridge and tells Bo I challenge him
>Bo wheels his cripple ass out as if I won't mess him up, apologizes, then drives away
>I spend the rest of the round bolting down doors around sec and the bridge because fuck him
>the doctor gives me a fire extinguisher filled with lube
>save it for the shuttle, then have a slip and slide

colin
you were an amazing boreslug host and don't let anyone who disliked your shuttle lube grenade tell you otherwise

Dare you mock the cheese curds?

MoMMI, thanks for helping me build such a lovely establishment.

>Say fuck off and take two steps to the left, Cap shoots the chaplain
kek

In my defense, it's hard to aim shots with a wheelchair. You were also being violently spergy and kept running towards the medbay even though Sec and the Captain were all screaming for you to stop.

Josef Fritzl couldn't seem to comprehend dragging you, and I couldn't drag at all because of the wheelchair.

So it was YOU!
That was a very minor inconvenience. Thanks for not bolting the Teleporter, too, though.

Right out the god damn airlock

I
was
Dying

>apparently the mime went afk and Bo "validhunting" Gibson broke into his dorm room and he spilled his spaghetti and dropped his tome

I gave Bo the whistle beacause i saw the janitor getting in dorms and dropping the bolts on his room, i PDA him about that and we rushed inside. The janitor was clean, he just went AFK for a bit. Then Bo notices another bolted dorm and he finds the mime there with the tome.

So basically, the janitor saved the day.

They didn't give me instructions, they just jumped me. If they had said "Hey lets test you" I would have said sure.
Anyone with a Valids First, Conversation Second mentality triggers the rude dude in me.

>outing me
Thanks, dicknose.

Why did you ignore me user-kun

>stop and burn to death, or we'll shoot you!

Laughed so fucking hard at this my temples hurt. Thanks

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=43&p=20376#p20376
>space a food item
>killette2 whines about it in your player feedback

LUL
U
L

Wow, that was fast. Were you monitoring the forum to get a quick shitpost in, jameswbigmac?

No my discord bot told me a new forum post was made so I checked it out

It's just fucking poutine.

I just did the bolted doors, I don't know who was doing the air alarms, but ZAS kills, so not really something you should be doing as a nonantag.

I mean, making it requires a shitload of effort
I love ya Foster but maybe we're better than the servers where you can destroy little autists' hard work and nobody gives a shit.

It's just a fucking singularity.
*looses it*