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AFKers get fucked

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oh and should i complete the FATE events when i get the chance to, as well? they give a shitton of exp

should i buy SB this week or just wait?

pet lalas

cute cat
wanna cuddle...

Are they just going to randomly do it or do they have a specific time?

How do I marry this healerslut?

ok...

Maybe now I will be able to ENTER MY FUCKING HOUSE I PAYED GIL FOR!

are you on balmung?

if they go through with this I will sue

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cum inside lalas

Don't hate the company hate the community

yes

Is this happening on balmung? if so that must suck hard

I wanna fight that shark.

disgusting, please die

ya, even apartments, says heavy congestion. i guess since the housing instances are essentially fluff they're low priority.

You don't have the money necessary to take on a losing case against a giant corporation.

wow, fuck all you pointless idlers, jesus christ

how do you do it red? i tried to be a fishermans, but the whole system feels dumb compared to the other gathering professions

no thanks catch me cumming inside everyone including lalas

How do you like spear fishing?

what's your name

I wish I were an Au Ra girl

where's flinch flinch

lol balmung, queues 24/7

I miss you

gross, don't ever reply to me again

Peeing in some poor cats mouth

i love seto

why did you guys bully him out of the ls

Hello this is c@.

fleekalicious hunty

Are you practicing your weebposes /xivg/?

'tis my duty to protect the Queen's tiddies.

ill cum inside you too

I'm an extremely patient soul I guess. I'm not a big fan of node chasing and collectibles are entirely based on your ability to hook HQ fish based on the various tells so it works out well.

I've not really done much of it so far, it's far easier to level just sitting in one place trying to catch some collectible fish than to try for the spearable fish. I do intend on going through and working it all out eventually though.

are you puttel

We need more ffiv starter kits.

I'll put my sword inside you, you filth

broken sleep schedule lalas

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ok nevermind

Balmung NO

Beyond majestic mountains, across the emeral dale.

Im doing expert

I think Lakshmi could try harder to kill people than she does. I get the feeling she's holding back.

can i kiss your thighs when you go to sleep

i swear just teleporting everywhere has cost me 100k so far, this 999 teleport bullshit is bullshit

On march the ivory standard, united we prevail.

why did you let shirou's circlejerk bully you out of the ls

Rude people hurt my feelings

From distant shores of othard, to lakes of aldenard

knife ears ww@

When?

tfw no elezen wife

but their words shouldnt mean anything considering who they're coming from

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The light of mighty garlemald, fore'er our guiding star

Did you praise the migthy empire today xivg?

I know this feel...

no that's illegal

i don't think i have a jerk circle

Endangered

Please respect the edgy samurai catboys.

They did the right thing who the fuck says somewhere where people don't like them, a spiteful asshole that's who and if they did that than the mean words are justified, if both parties don't want to be there leave. They did the most adult thing in the scenario.

I'll respect you with my mouf
let me polish ur sword

Tadaima~

what did flinch do

What's the max amount of rested exp you can have? Or is there no cut off?

>retard shirou's retarded idiot drama hour

cool I love this time of day

3 total levels iirc.

If i boost potion a new character, do I have to do the MSQ?

Thank you.

no

there's a level jump and a story jump, two separate potions

i didn't even do anything i just posted saying my schedule is broken what the hell

Beating the shit out of each other

cunt.
How expensive are they?

fuck off nigger lover

500 seals per 99 free teleport tokens.

Placing my bets on the one that's actually wearing metal armor

tell sug to resub please

Allied, centeurio, or grand company

How many lalafells could you guys take in a fight irl?

For me it's zero, Tataru would snap my neck

why

one maybe, with two they can have one on your back and just power you out

Show your respect, that is Ser Handeloup, commander of the temple knights, not "that one".

How do I AFK without getting booted now?
What's the new trick?

Thou shant worry, fair potato! I will protect thee from these uncouth ruffians!

>2.x
>answers theme song
>almost everything in the game has the tune of answers in it

>3.x
>dragonsong theme song
>not as prominent as answers but the tune it's here and there

>4.x
>revolutions theme song
>literally nowhere
>everything uses garlemald hymn for tune

While i do like the new battle theme, they really dropped the ball with stormblood theme, should've kept susan as the voice of hydaelyn instead of trying to bring her down to human tier.

>not being able to just drop them with your reach

no new trick, it's a server shutdown for 10 minutes essentially.

you still wont get booted by interacting with stuff, they're just gonna kick everyone off the server at a certain time. they'll announce it before they do it.

It's a little disconcerting how the quest complete noise is Garlemald too.

nah

we're not friends so i can't do that

thank you mysterious knight, but i can handle myself

So I just log back on after the reset and go back to craftAFKing?
Lmao, what the fuck does this fix?