>at stoplight
>mustang next to me
>looks like he wants to get in front of me
>fuck that
>light changes, mustang gasses it
>try to stay in front but mustangfag refuses to let me
>say fuck it, slow down and let him have it because he's a cunt
>doesn't move over, turns right
>he just wanted to race my 4 banger white-girl-mobile for some reason
why are cuckstang drivers like this?
nice blog, implying he was doing anything of the sort you self-centered faggot, kys.
>implying the official car of /mlp/ isn't also a white-girl-mobile
A thread died for your faggot blog that nobody cares about. Thanks retard.
First off
>>looks like he wants to get in front of me
Or... he's just next to you? Because, you know, there's multiple fucking lanes?
>>light changes, mustang gasses it
You say this like we don't all "launch" (lol) at intersections with our fucking shitboxes just because it's fun
I hate the 80 Mustangs I see a day on principle, but not for this dumb shit. I think the more pathetic thing is that you thought you were in a race with him.
t. rustang driving amerilards
He was probably at 50% trottle thinking what the fug is this ricefag doing?
Buy a sportbike pussy
t. diesel driving eurocuck
>at stoplight
>in my mom's honda crv
>riced out cls 65 next to me
>looks like he wants to merge onto the freeway in front of me
>fuck that
>light changes
>floor it
>vtec kicked in yo
>look in the rearview
>he's crawling onto the ramp at a snail's pace to avoid destroying his front bumper
Hey, guys, I have a story too
>at stoplight in a V6 mustang
>dinged-up 2004 honda civic dx next to me
>driver is glaring at me for some reason, he looks like he wants to get in front of me
>okay...
>light changes, i safely accelerate
>civicfag's stock 4banger REEEEEEEs as he tries 'launching'
>i shift into second gear and he's already falling behind
>he apparently gives up as he stops torturing a sheep or whatever the fuck was causing the noise under his hood
>i turn right because my destination is to the right
>behind me, i hear his shitbox REEEEEEing up again
>he apparently thought he was 'racing' me in his 4banger white-girl-mobile for some reason
>try to bully mustang
>get bullied by mustang instead
>comes to Veeky Forums to complain about it
>You say this like we don't all "launch" (lol) at intersections with our fucking shitboxes just because it's fun
I don’t because I’m not 16
>driving my challenger
>had about 4 ricers rev their shit at me since I left the dealership
>another one squeals by trying to assert dominance with 2 fart cans on the back
>yea fuck that
>roar past him going the speed of light
>look in my rearview
>his windshield explodes and he swerves off into another lane and implodes
>I pull off the next exit
im le mature macho man and dont need to show off my masculinity by cause i am alpha
more like I don’t want to waste all of my gas flooring my shitbox at every light for no reason
God damn you're such a faggot. Like even San Fran would turn its nose to your faggotry. I'd tell you to go back to 9gag, but I bet they already banned your fag ass.
1/8 bait, made me reply.
>I'm le macho
>Literally comes to Veeky Forums crying when he goes outside once
>Writes a fantasy blog.
>I drive a shitbox
>I don't like having fun in cars
Then shut the fuck up and stay out of Veeky Forums.
You replied to the wrong guy retard. Learn to reading comprehension.
>Implying
Too late, I'm already shitposting.
Then everyone clapped
>Hooning at 1AM, heel-toeing perfectly thought the roundabout to a stoplight
>Couple of dudes comes around in a 2017 Corolla honking at me
>"Race me faggot, I bet your car is a piece of shit" in Spanish
>Stare at them in awe at their stupidity while thinking if that Corolla is some kind of sleeper.
>They rev at me
>Punny 4cyl engine sounds like a lawn mower from decades ago, thanks Toyota.
>I rev at them with my 6 cylinders of pure American Fury.
>They do it again
>Green light
>Fuck it, them faggots need to learn.
>I give them a head start
>Rev to 2500 and use clutchcontrol for a smooth launch
>FLOOR IT
>305 HP OF FURY AND 280 OF TORQUE, AT THE RHYTHM OF THE AMERICAN ANTHEM AT 7000 RPM, PUNCHING ME AGAINST MY SEAT WITH SO MUCH FORCE I COULDN'T EVEN SEE THEM
>Saw the funny Corolla lights through the smoke of my tires slowly coming at me once I stopped accelerating
>It's done.
>They scream at me, say I cheated with Nos and want a rematch
>Ignore them because I know them ricers never learn
Now to the spooky part
>They turn on their high beams
>They start following me around
>I head home so no room for racing
>They are still following me
>I decide I don't want them to know where I live for obvious reasons.
>I play with them, and driver to the bad part of my town, maybe that will scare them off.
>I slow down to a stop and they are still there
>Grab my knife and gun preparing myself for the worse
>They runaway before anything happens screaming faggot in spanish.
>I go home aliviated.
I don't understand why they behave like that.
>6 cyl of american fury
boy my v8 chally would blow the tires off your 'stang.
It should, unless it's an older model.
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I bet I could smoke both of you in my Aldi
fuck outa here me and the stang man would blow past you at mach3 and turn your shitbox into spacedust
Yeah right, the Aldi S6 has a fucking V10
The mere sound of my american thunder exhaust would vibrate his bolts loose and hed be running on rotors before long.
Atleast i looked good losing in style.
That remind the time i thought i was about to smoke a v6 stang and then heard the sound of the v8 and immediately regretting going WOT against him.
>at stop light, 80s mini van next to me
>He revs his 30 year old V8 a little
>I lol and rev my little 1.6 Miata back
>Light guess green, he's fucking gone
>What the fuck
>Not until I catch up that I see the turbo stickers on the side
Was pretty funny.
>having fun means flooring your shit at every straightaway
don’t you have a bus to catch?