Who is more attractive, you or your car?

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now we have to compete against cars now too? looks around to Kill self to be done with it all.

>liking humans

this

My car is exactly like me.

Ugly as fuck but bretty fast and nice.

It's a bugeye Impreza btw

My car is also exactly like me. Overweight, outdated, unloved and with more panel gaps than an Erector set, but for some reason it still runs because no one's had the heart to tell it to stop.

Pretty much the same

Right in the feels, man. Feels that I know too well with my Scoobie

I didn't ask for feels

I think my car looks better than me. But nobody really likes my car, so I should say the car is less attractive.

you'r an italian shit ?

A wannabe Korean k pop faggot
That shit looks like a Hyundai

It's an old beat up shitbox so I'd like to think that I am more attractive than it.

>Looks like a Hyundai

Except the design is older, from 2004. Not many recent cars hold their looks for that long

White masterrace here

>you'r mad

I drive a wagon and i am not fat nor a manlet id say me but i still have an ugly face.
Id say its a tie

My car

>Pimply neckbeard

Got bullied a lot in school
>bullied in automotive world.
Awkward personality
>awko shift placement
Keeps on going
>keeps on running
Dumped by first gf
>sold by first owner to me
Me
>My civic
We don't compete. We work together. I love you EP3

what did he mean by this

Too bad ep3 was shitted on by Honda. Kinda like you OP

Explain?

my car

Barely living, slim, ugly, abused by ton of people through it's 20 years of existence and noone loves it
Ye, I think my car is more attractive

Popular with Latinos just how I am popular with latinas
And that hood bulge that matches my bulge
I'd say my car is almost as good looking as me

Got a big enough joint there Rick?

Me and I drive a Ferrari

Why did you have to rustle my jimmies

>And that hood bulge that matches my bulge
It's barely visible though

(; good eye

Thats actually pretty bad ass. You done anything that we can't see here to it?

...oh.

my car def turns more heads than i do. but i wouldnt wanna turn the heads of 20somethin autistic boyracers anyway.