/owg/ – Overwatch General

Can someone explain this solo-climb-with-Mercy-to-Grandmaster phenomena?
Especially when you are shit with other heroes?

How is that possible?

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

Sounds about right.

Should just be another five weeks or so. At least she isn't only getting one item like some other heroes.

Ranked doesn't measure your ability to win but your """"""""""""""skill""""""""""""""™.
If you press M1 and Q like a pro, the matchmaking will make you a GM.

>It's an enemy player with 300 hours as Widow and a Korean name picks Widow episode

>tfw Pharah will never let me suction cup my mouth to her anus and have her say "BRAPS RAIN FROM ABOVE" and then have her release wet, loud, and putrid smelling farts directly down my throat for several hours.

>plays every hitscan hero
>plays projectile heroes too
>otp
these are the people in your games, /owg/

Her "personal" SR adjustment is based on suboptimal playstyles - huge resses count way more towards the SR win/loss skew than, you know, winning.

There's a GM EU mercy with something like a 39% winrate which is just nuts

>building the 10th Pyramid today for Pharah
>she still doesn't recognize my existance

How long will it take for her to love me? I even know how to play a guitar.

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How do i (ab)use this system?
Should i wait for huge resurrections or do a lot of little ones?
Should i just heal or also damage boost?

>we get cocky
Don't ever do this. I swear every time my team is stomping some 15 year old on mic goes "hurr lets do 6 dps these guys suck lol!" and I have to unironically talk my whole team out of doing a shitty troll comp so we don't throw the match.

Would you even be able to satisfy her 10inx7in futa cock?

I will protect you

>On a losing streak because of one trick shitters, screeching children, cancerous twostacks, hanzo/junk/widow rotators that tell everyone else to change, and throwers
>Still try to carry and usually end up with at least 3 golds each game as tank/DPS
>Lose more SR per loss than throwers got last season

Remind me why I should keep playing this game

How many members of the OW team do you think regularly watch overwatch porn?

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Pharah probably jerks off her massive penis to the thought of penetrating D.Va's tight cunny

Excuse me for diving in.

I don't like when you impersonate me very much, user.

I mean the actual people who work on the game

The only constant is you :^)

>Dive into comp, get sent to Nepal
>Someone on our team gets upset right off the bat because we have a Widowmaker
>I ask him to calm down and give em a chance
>He continues acting like a baby but the team unanimously agrees to ignore him and move on
>Throughout the game this fucker blames everything on Widowmaker, despite the Widow actually doing great and getting good picks
>Have a handful of AMAZING rounds as Ana, even on the ones we lost
>Later in the game the score is 2 to 2 and the guy who got raped by Widowmaker as a child won't stop his incessant bickering
>He throws the match and tilts some of our teammates
>Everyone else agrees to report him, including the enemy team
>mfw people like this are the EXACT same people who shitpost about "Muh Widowmaker boogeyman, she's ruining muh games xD"

Holy fuck, people need to chill and learn to give each other the benefit of the doubt. I find it baffling that people are so disgustingly autistic that they throw games in the presence of things they don't like.

>Hog's combo allowed him to take down 200HP heroes if he landed the hook
>Nerfed to worthlessness

>Hanzo's skillarrow has been able to delete any hero off the face of the Earth since release every 10 seconds
>Working as intended
>Hanzo receives several buffs to arrow speed and drawback time since release

Pharah does not have a penis.

Jeff faps to roadhog porn

sometimes I have fun playing this game and then next round I play against a symmetra or a mercy

they are married.

so likely they cosplay in bed

yes she does, that's why she wears the armor so no one see's her giant bulging futa cock that dwarfs even Reinhardts penis

how is this game so fucked up that noregs happen all the time even with hitscan weapons

this shit has always been happening but i swear it has become worse recently. i can't play a full match with mccree without experiencing multiple blatant noregs. it's not as easy to spot with heroes that have a fast rate of fire like s76 or tracer but i'm sure it happens just the same with them.

Yes she does. At least seven at any given moment in any available orifice she has and you can stick it in.

>other mcree obviously turns the opposite direction before you fire
>blame the game instead of your shitty eyesight

Do cheesy things like run off and hide, then pointlessly res 3/4 teammates even though it's 5v6
Don't bother boosting unless it's an ulting Soldier or Roadhog
Just click M1 on tanks all the time unless your DPS is standing in front of you with like 50hp

The HPS/resses per minute metrics are way out of wack and dead easy to abuse

How do I git gud on a fundamental level? I just started playing comp and I'm consistently the weakest link in every game. I try and train by doing quickplay and arcade, but it's just not the same.

do you understand that the red circle that appears on the shot is a client side effect that signals a hit, so that means on my end the shot did in fact hit

the more noticeable white (or red if it's a critical hit) >< appears if it's also registered on server side

do you know the maps inside and out?

He was already crouched on the server when you shot. Hit indicators are client-side only while damages must be validated by the server.

I know the locations of healthpacks, as well as flanking routes. Anything else I should concentrate on?

Yeah I used to think I was getting too upset at this game because I yell for my team to get on the point sometimes.

But the other day this guy on my team was playing Roadhog, and some 12 year old got on the mic and started yelling "OH MY GOD GET OFF ROADHOG HE'S SHIT ROADHOG IS SHIIIIIIT." And after 2 minutes of arguing the Roadhog switched off, only for the kid to then lock Roadhog and sit in spawn shooting a b-ball saying he was going to "show us" for yelling at him.

i am fucking aware, i know it's a discrepancy between what the client and server sees, obviously. it's kind of like how before they changed blood splatters to not be clientside only in CSGO you could see blood flow out of someone yet according to the server you never hit them.

what i'm asking is how come this happens so fucking much. it obviously feels terrible if a shot that hits on your screen doesn't count and is one of the worst problems an FPS game can have

Incoming tism

My best-of stats with Winston (my season main) this season after around 40 games with a 50% winrate. Honestly no idea how reliable these stats are with comparisons and ranking (especially seeing how this one doesn't give per game averages) but even I don't think I should drop 40 sr per loss if I cab perform within the top few percent statistically.

all i ever wanted was to farm loot boxes in duels and they took that away from me. fuck this game.

just play Winston in total mayhem

>just started playing
>only level 20 so doing QP
>actually enjoy playing support
>other teammates are a level 10 overreaching reaper who is always spamming for heals as he rushes towards the enemy spawn
>level 5 hanzo who never gets picks
>level 50 widowmaker who hides for 20 seconds at a time before he pops out and misses
>switch to DPS and the only other worthwhile player who was a decent Winston switches to Sombra

I'm really starting to understand the frustration of this game when in the presence of shitters. Never really bugged me playing TF2. Shit like this is rare and I have a positive winrate playing support but fuck it grinds my gears.

Why are people so mad all the time? A guy just starter shitting on me because "I was being countered" and told me I should switch d.va against their team that only had 1 offense hero which was Pharah. The guy was playing soldier and I'm so confused right now. D.va and monkey are the only two tanks that can even touch pharah, how do you even get to diamond without knowing basic shit?

Is the fact that the Shimada brothers are over represented in POTG even a topic? I think both heroes are stupid and should be removed but the fact that I have to see their dumb faces after 99% of games is just insulting.

Why is there so much fucking lag in Mystery Heroes after the patch? What the fuck did they doooooooooo?

It's called "bullet magnetism".
It's been around for years in console-based shooters (see: Halo)
Blizzard probably included it on the PC build cause fuck it, this game is casual enough as is.

Doesn't matter, most people suck ass at McCree even with the extra elbow-room.

how are they stupid?

Get creative and find new routes.

how does that have absolutely anything at all to do with what i'm talking about here

are you illiterate?

this is not about "bullet magnetism", aim-assist or generous hitboxes or something, this is about a shot being displayed as a hit on my screen but the server going nun nuh you missed

That's not the point. Just an explanation why the objective fact that they are over represented in POTGs. I realise that an automatic system will have its weaknesses but as it is now it's just stupid.

What else did the other team have? He sounds mad that he's shit at dealing with Pharah.

4 years of Dota 2 has shown me the absolute worst when it comes to competitive team-based games.
I heard someone bitch at a DPS/Mercy duostack and the Mercy starts screaming on mic and sounded like she was practically crying. This was at Master.

Regardless, you're better off muting any retards screaming in comp. Trying to dissuade people from acting out only adds another voice filling up comms with irrelevant chatter.

I love Angela.

more like FAGela lmao

Maybe a fly farted on your internet and Blizzard 20tick'd you.

>tfw got yelled at by two radical feminist whores on voice chat the other day
>one of em was mercy, another was d.va
>the mercy accused me of raping her

Women on this game are fucking mental. At LEAST 70% of them.

>the mercy accused me of raping her
Did you join the other team and start hounding her?

nah tell me first why they are stupid

I'm kind of new to the game but so far I'm really liking Zenyatta. Who /orbboys/ here?

shut up gengu

>be winston
>go in
>live for 5+ seconds everyone shooting at me
>rage up 5-10+ more seconds
>team is still dancing back and forth in the choke even if 4 or more are shooting at me

There's like there's this invisible force field on maps like Hanamura, Volskaya and Eichenwalde that people can't move through.

Overwatch Girls Vagina Taste Test

Widowmaker
>Blueberries and cream

Pharah
>Caramel

Zarya
>Strawberry protein shake

D.va
>bubblegum

Young Ana /Old Ana
>Toffee and Moldy Toffee

>Symmetra
Curry and Poo

>Sombra
Churro

>Tracer
Tea and Sweat

Mei
>Fish

Mercy
>Vanilla Bean

Orisa
>Metal

Balls for days, son. Balls for days.

nuhog is fun

>Widowmaker
>not Bleu cheese
As soon as I got to that I dropped the list harder than you were dropped when you were a baby.

How does your autism taste like :?

Best robot
Maining him since launch

Dale Gribble skin for 76 when?

what the fuck motivates someone to make these posts

BLEACHED

Someone post that picture of sad Mercy with a bottle of booze

Zarya buff when

>half-french woman has enough hands to please at least 16 men at any given time

How's this season going for you, overlads?

I'd fucking throw no idea how many dollars if that happens

Symmetra and Sombra are cute!

>playing QP with a friend, duo queue
>get put with a quad queue
>me and friend don't take high ground on defense on Horizon
>DPS up there all get slaughtered
>one of them gets very upset
>next round they get put on the enemy team
>tells our team that we're bad
>nobody cares
>they lose that round
>then win, then lose, then win
>in the last one the guy who was salty before gets POTG, types "gg" (with the quotation marks) and then his group leaves
Why do people who play this game resent other people so much

Sombra is cute
Symmetra is a toad

Symmetra would be cute if they didn't give her such a weird nose and masculine jawline. Seriously she looks like a dude in her Viskhar skin.

BLIZZARD HAS A BOOTH SET UP AT AX
THERE WILL BE A BLIZZARD PANEL
CHU AND JEFF CONFIRMED TO BE THERE

WE GETTING A REVEAL THIS WEEKEND FOLKS.

crippling loneliness

>Be Ana in competitive queue
>Politely ask my team if we can have a second tank or a second healer
>Immediately hear "Symmetra is a tank and Sombra is a healer, shut the fuck up faggot"
>Managed to carry the game by nano boosting Reaper and landing a handful of really good sleep darts despite those two morons throwing

I have seen some shit.

My favorite is "Torb is basically Soldier."

I really wish Sombra was just a little bit better. She counters so much of the absolute bullshit that i hate. No more rocket boost for Pharah. No more Guardian Angel, No more Defense Matrix. It's just a shame her regular kit and damage i so trash that EMP is all that makes her usable.

It's just Doomfist

>teammate has a korean name
>speaks perfect english with a standard american accent

But user, everyone already knows you're a faggot. It won't be much of a reveal.

I see this shit all the time

I know that S.Koreans have the best education system in the world but I didn't realize that so many of them had English courses since they were Children.