Dota 2 general - /d2g/

Where are Bulldog and that 2k guy?

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real insider here

ccnc is a god

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Don't we dislike him for some reason?

is our guy gonna make it?

clinkz has 55% winrate in 5k+, there's nothing to discuss except how wrong you are

what's going on in this thread?

>pick stinky smelly hellfire bitch
>lose
CoL are fucking trash

Reminder that CCnC is a home schooled autist who's an embarrassment to NA dota and should never go to TI.

Well he is christian
Atheism and Islam are the only acceptable religions for dota players

>comparing 5k pubs full of shit having no clue about vision and pro-dota near-TI level
Man please

Where do you think she'll sit when she has to go?

Why do Americans home school kids?

make a good dota hero based on a guild wars 2 class

Because the public schools are shit

don't have high ping but for some reason the streams keep having to buffer HELP IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS

because public education is shit and run by literal commies here

better chances to stay alive

>wanting your children to unironically believe there are more than 2 genders

no idea

because of our (((education))) system

>thinking that invisibility is the most important feature of clinkz
are you 1k?

Just livestream it like nigga. Dumb frogposter.

cant respect jimmy anymore since he stopped lifting

can't afford kevlars

You sure about that?

remember when swindlemelonzz called in to the summit and cried about how he wasn't gonna go to TI? reminder that if you're not /teamFreedom/ you need to GTFO

Can this Clinkz stop casually running across the map and fucking farm his stuff?

how am I supposed to eat it with that ballgag?

BTS
>high production value self referential meme spewing cash in

moonduck
>a carnival sideshow of mediocrity but also sometimes genuinely funny stuff and good analysis

help lads where is the good dota commentary that focuses on the games, doesn't get bogged down in memes, and saves jokes for the hosts between the games.

But t1 bot tower is still up. What is his feature then?

I haven't gotten that far in starless yet ;-;
that edit is godly

What were they expecting to happen with that

But that every Clinkz ever.
>run around eating big creeps and ganking supports
>30 minutes later
>enemy carry is farmed as fuck
>you clinkz have boots and orchid
Just skeleton things I guess.

russian one

>that edit is godly
thanks I'm playing it right now, day 1 is hard to get through

>no B-god showdown at TI

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

Fellow slav here, russian scene have the same. Ruhub is just making the money without talent to back it up, while starladder pretend to have good analysis and enjoying they 700viewers while ruhub has 100k and selling brand to chinks cause they cant bring new sponsors.

Is lacoste anime ?

does this look anime to you?

TI7 without living legends Dendi and Loda is a joke tournament

I don't know, bored me quite a bit desu.
I just didn't feel anything for any of the characters.

just watched ruhub and I think talent was ok? saw goblin, smile, ns, v1lat and other known guys.

dont know who is in starladder tho

Starladder is shit with fat female whores pretending for some attention and having no clues what are they "analyse"
Ruhub is full of old jerks with old cringy memes.
Better watch moonduck at least because slack is sexy

You're a joke too but we don't repeat it over and over and over

>19 million 750 000 dollar prizepool reached

that is almost the gdp of a smaller island, stop it you good goyim. we wont get a tournament that is even remotely worth this kind of money

>loda

Dude digital hats LMAO

Same, I just wanted to read something edgy but it felt quite tame even though I haven't been exposed to that sort of stuff often. And Mitarai was forced as fuck dumb NTR bait.I wish we had gotten a good ending with Sachie though

>practical joke, visual humor

looks pretty anime to me

>bkb after glimpse ended
absolute trash

when?

Ruhub has god tier analysts, but they never cast anything. Ns is very good caster but he rarely cast anything, yesterday xboct was casting but it was his first debut and he was the best. The only good russian casters on permaments basis is v1lat and casper, but casper become shit when he leave ruhub and now he managing starladder and cant handle casting and managing position.

That's around 19 million 750 000 dollar more than LWA profit, LAMO

>slacks
Disgusting amerifat with no sense of tact.

Nah, what we really needed was a Marisa ending

what other vns have human toilet play

>clinkz doing absolutely no damage
>carried by qwop and the others
Nice roaming you fucking boner

Have you had any MENTAL ORGASMS lately?

is there a point to these predictions? i don't see an achievement for it

That too
Dunno, "Worst End" or whatever it was called was the only one that disturbed me but even then I feel like it could've been better if the horse cock audibly crushed Sachies baby or something

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Eng cast is fucking trash honestly. Bunch of a classless egocentric clowny faggots.

moo is so fucking trash

But muh battlecuck levels..

>9/2/12
>top tower damage
uhhh?

that was uncalled for

This image epitomizes modern Navi. The silhouettes are supposed to evoke mystery or whatever but the organization LITERALLY DO NOT CARE about anyone on the team but Dendi.

f l e e
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apologize

Early kills + KS.
Clinkz got his desolator, my complaints now are irrelevant, sry

cap should stop snorting draskyll's shit

Ehhh, who to watch now? Is there any way to skip fucking ban+pick phase?

how does this make you feel?

s-sorry don't duel me

>This guy wants to join your team

what do?

The unironic answer is that you can teach them as fast as you want. The other day on the local news there was a story about a 13 y/o who was home schooled and was graduating from college. His 9 y/o brother will be attending college in the fall as well.

AROUSED

Feels like midas target

hey guys look attack speed and damage items on a hero who usually doesnt right click xDDD

any hero in teh game could build that and hit hard, fuck urself

give teams slots to bulba, dendi and iceiceice and act as a containment team to stop them from ruining the scene

because of people like you /d2g/ is dead
fucking degenerates

create a super dogshit team with luba fluff and stuff and ixmike

ixmike is a living GOD

>Took the agi talent
Its worth

like the other team was really bad

School is supposed to be socialising thing, you may be genuis, but you also need to learn how to protect yourself against muh niggers, achieve friends etc. Otherwise he will end up watching anime and thinking about suicide cuz nofriends.

>because of people like you /d2g/ is alive
ftfy

Na'Vi has kicked non-Dendi players enough times that people have caught up and won't join Na'Vi to become scapegoats for a few monthis without good pay.

>The unironic answer is that you can teach them as fast as you want
I thought it was an old thing from when people was isolated in a farm in the middle of nowhere. Like carrying guns or being shot.

more like discipline institution