/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Antisphere, and Payday 3

The only downside might be you getting the Cheater tag over your character, and people kicking you from their lobbies, but that's it
Bots are way better than any pubbie, since they give you health regen, interaction speed boost, among other shit to easily complete your heists.

This, I mostly play with bots now. Once in a blue moon I take non-dlc items and do a pub game and just get disappointed.

>there's a retard itt that thought the topless androgenous cloaker image would fly as OP
good job getting your thread pruned faggot

For a moment I thought I had to bury another general today, you fucking nerds.

It's dead, Jim.

>tfw you play with a Jiro that apparently is geniunely japanese because he doesn't respond to spanish, english, or portuguese

>2017,
>peoples still not realizing Locke will be the traitor

shitters all of you

>Locke
>Not Bain

Only I can see through the ruse.

>not Dragan

w e w

It's Chains

dallas is the traitor

Why can't yuros keep a thread alive?

It's been a long time and things change.
Has gone from using a resorter to using a rifle.

Because time zones

Why are they kidnapping houston

Why would people cheat stuff in when they can do crime sprees with reinfeld bots?

What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- Longing For Attention (elephant_4_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Drinks On Me (daily_hangover)
Brought to you by Bonnie.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

I sure hope this thread won't be dead before i wake up you fuckers

Tell me about why the some of the most annoying characters are the free ones

Jiro and Sydney aren't free.

jewish scheme to force people into buying dlc

GET THE FUCK UP

Requesting the fanart where Sokol kisses each member of the crew, but for the Jacket one its a HM screenshot after Jacket has bashed a Russian's head in

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Where's Sydney

>/pdg/
...but you're repeating yourself

ded

perk that gives you 100% dodge but you can only use a non lethal saw when

post dragan

Never

90% dodge but can't use any weapon at all just carry bags and fix drills

HEY JOHN, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, AH? YOU COME HERE, TO PAYDAY... AND YOU THINK YOU GONNA OWN...? NO, THIS IS DRAGAN'S SHOW! HEY MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER NOW, THE PAYDAY TEAM! YEAAAH!

>made a slight visual upgrade to Jacket

steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/1342485237996192786

Anyone here making combat sight cap mods?

What the fuck did they do this time?

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When downloading this update your current Crime Spree will disappear, we highly recommend claiming your rewards before downloading the update. Any unclaimed rewards will be lost when the update is installed.

>rank 230

>Doing spree at all

i was doing it for 250 rank with friends

>When downloading this update your current Crime Spree will disappear, we highly recommend claiming your rewards before downloading the update. Any unclaimed rewards will be lost when the update is installed.
>steam automatically started the update
>rank 540

>know about this days in advance
>do nothing
retard

What are the new rewards?

None

>Any heister that wish to claim the new rewards added to the cosmetic item pool will surely have a challenge ahead of themselves.

>Solo DW loud heists with dodge builds with some finesse and luck pretty consistantly
>Decide to try armor builds
>Take ICTV anarchist to OK
>Asshole gets shredded apart faster than I can say "Taco Bell"

Why is this meme still around

I can literally take Anarchist with ICTV to Overkill and go afk without a chance of death. How shit are you?

You're not supposed to be running around like a meth head when bringing armor, it's your insurance that softens the stray blows for when you're hunkered down behind a defensive position

Dodge builds are way better for zooming around with bags and headshotting specials

You're right

It just feels really fucking annoying when you get shit luck and are forced out into the open because of objectives or retards who go down way out in the open. Especially if you don't have inspire/its cool down is longer than their bleedout.

On Overkill and lower, maybe Mayhem if you want to push your luck, the damage reduction you get from interacting with stuff is handy for just going out and tanking bullets while you revive someone who walked into the middle of the street, but it's still pretty damn risky, and I'm convinced that the Muscle perk deck is a requirement for doing it without dying

>he thinks soloing DW loud heists is something impressive

Armor skins

The new armors are shit

post pics, fucking classic payday 2 update times are fucking me over

I already have 5 of them and Im not going to bother with the other 5, fuck this shit

Come on now, we've worked hard on this content. And you get it for free! :-D

What is the Payday 2 KINO?
Dog day afternoon?

do they really look like shit though, like super "haha funny" designs and stuff?

Like really bland shit, literally the shit safe skins but even more shit using the free colors

DixuMixu is fucking gay

Kilbraght is fucking gay

you're both fucking retarded

Ashley is fucking gay

Everyone knows that, retards

fuck off reddit

t. reddit

>t. shitcord

please stop with the rude

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The fuck with this dude

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Go back to /d/ faggot

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New crime spree update is out fellow heisters! Time to review the new difficulty modifiers! :)
>Dirty Harry: All response forces replaced by bronco cops
>Say Goodnight McMurphy: Bulldozers are now equipped with taser modules
>Carl on Duty: All response forces replaced by one immensely powerful blue cop that respawns when killed
>Uurah: Bulldozers can't use firearms but are more likely to charge and melee
>Winter is Coming: Just Winters
>Maintenence: Drills guarenteed to break 10 times by themselves rather than 3
>Blackout: All player characters set to Chains
>Octopus: Like hydras but even worse
>Scorched Earth: All player characters locked on the M79 GL in their primary slot, unless they don't have the Gage Assault Pack® in which case they have an unmodded M4 instead
>Chain Smoker: All player characters locked on the Sicario perk deck
>Realism Mode: Judge pistols can't be silenced
>Kunai: SWAT melee attacks cause damage over time
>For Fuck's Sake Wolf: An AI controlled character is added to the crew that doesn't attack but is invincible and just throws stun grenades everywhere
>Breach and Clear: After drills are finished they explode violently, killing or downing everyone in the room
>Uninspired: Inspire no longer works on downed players, instead you can only shout at broken drills to restart them
>Negative One Down: All player characters start with one less down. If you're playing One Down everyone just fucking dies no question
>Bridges of Druzhina Again: Sniper rifles only, secondary weapons are disabled
>Natural Selection: Civilian AI is adjusted and they are even more prone to running into gunfire. Standard cleaner costs and trade penalties still apply
>John Wick 3: Every heist from now on in the spree is just Brooklyn 10-10
>ER Emergency: All response forces are replaced with medics reviving medics reviving medics reviving medics reviving medics reviving medics reviving medi

They are fixing the goat in the safehouse. It won't spawn unless you get the trophy. Makes sense, it confused me for a long time.
Also, a lot of bug fixes.
Fuck the GO Bank heist. The amount of multitasking for the piece of shit loot.

>visual changes to jacket
give him back his wojak face for fuck's sake

>wanting sad jacket back

wew

they gave him a buff

literally

Damn, I thought this was real for a sec.

I'm a retard and in need of help with the dlc unlocker script. I have the Lua Hook installed but have no fucking clue what im supposed to do next. I see the unlock script on pastebin but where the hell do I put it.

lmao u poor

If you're too dumb to use it you may as well buy the ue

>dnxpov had everything
Pardon my redardedness

Wait did those insane fuckers really end my crime spree without giving me the rewards?

They should of just automatically redeemed your rewards as soon as you logged in, but knowing Overkill SoftwareTM they would of fucked it up somehow.

>should of
>would of

I'd rather have a sadboy than an angry senior citizen

>i want jacket to be sad because i think it looks better
you're evil user

Jacket looking like an angry senior citizen makes sense though. If it were the real Jacket, he would be 50-something by the time of PD2.