Dota 2 general - /d2g/

our guys did it

Both these teams are going to be smashed by freedom

none of the people in that pic are even in the Team anymore

fuck off dumbass bernie bro.

when are the NA grandfinals going to happen? are there any more NA matches after this one?

they learn that from their fathers since they're too beta to deal with cubicle life without getting shit on by ambitious coworkers

How is dubu a pro player?

they learn it from fatherfigure placebo e-celebs

wtf I love my dad now

le universe face
clips.tw1tch.tv/MoldyKathishToothDxCat

drawfriend where are you~?

What are the single father statistics?

>there is more time as excitement increases

What did they mean by this?

moo is so cool, weeb, playes dota at high level. attractive, he has it all how can i compete

I despise Drow and think she's an active detriment to this game. The cancerous pile of garbage contributes to the dumbing down of the skill cap any time she's picked in either professional or pub play.

The ENTIRETY of the character is to have a passive aura that lets you win the game because of absurd damage on other heroes. Every single like up that surrounds her is 4 or 5 ranged heroes into an early pushing strat because of the retarded damage she puts out. If that strat fails, she's utter trash. Every game she ends up being picked is a cheese 'did you pick the counter?' line up which should be sickening in DOTA.

FUCK

>Lina vs QoP

>ban CM
>pick Lina
what did DC mean by this?

Rylai is not a slut!!!

what's wrong?

Im checking out /ourchink/s quest for 5k mmr on a 2nd tab.
also, /d2g/ twitch chat group? does it exist?

wait jack is about to be in higher tier than me ???

wtf

stop posting CM

drow only exists so poormies can play on trackpads

>diffusal blade gets nerfed with the changes to dispel
>further nerfed with the removal of self and ally targeting
>now you can't even refill rank 2 anymore
what a fucking retard

Dumb Linaposter

just close /d2g/ and go to twitch if you want twitch

why is cuckwerk a first pick now?

What? You never could

post mmr and we might consider doing something about it.

>he had to FLEE to the next thread because anyone following the comment chain would see how much he was projecting
thats some SAD shit user

4 cocks 1 slut meta strikes again

>resolution Clinkz
isnt that like his worst hero?

pos 4 clock is bretty good right now, you just spend all day running at people with battery assault and cogs instead of trying to get farm in an offlane.

Early game actually matters now and Clock is good against trilanes because getting near him is suicide.
He's also a decent roamer because all he needs to be useful is Aghs and the mana talent.

>Here's to the odd ones!

QoP got cucked

>removing cheese strats will diversify dota!
nigga without the extremes you will never get diversity.
if you dont have cheese in a game then you have to patch it so the cheese strats are undoable, and in doing so you will patch other shit because things are connected
actually what you're suggesting is how riot approaches balancing
in dota, you patch out cheese strats when they are too easy to pull off or too powerfull, not because they are ''stupid''

He's either been practicing for TI, or thinks he's fucked anyway and may as well play a hero that's terrible but fun to watch.

Dotards? More like.......Dumbtards......

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what are you talking about
QOP and legion both have cocks
the only team running 4 cocks 1 slut is DC

>I despise Crystal Maiden and think she's an active detriment to this game. The cancerous pile of garbage contributes to the dumbing down of the skill cap any time she's picked in either professional or pub play.

>The ENTIRETY of the character is to have a passive aura that lets you win the game because of absurd mana regen on your heroes. Every single line up that surrounds her is 4 or 5 male heroes into an winning the lanes strat because of the retarded spell spamming she allows. If that strat fails, she gets midas and you still win late. Every game she ends up being picked is a cheese 'why didn't you ban cm?' line up which should be sickening in DOTA.

abed more like shit the bed amirite????

>guy builds a working clockwerk suit of armor with a detachable rocket
>slut wears a red dress and wins for her Lina cosplay

woops

Mason is the only person I see not being a retard at all times on DC and he usually gets his lane sacked, how the fuck does he carry these shitters?

>impyling
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what if there were a hero whose rightclicks did pure damage

>that will never be you

what if you could buy additional defensive structures for your ancient like boiling oil and ballista towers

what if you got aghs and it did double damage in addition?

>abed needs dubu and bulba to feed to reach 10k mmr
>abed needs dubu and bulba to sit mid not to get dumpstered by a washed out romanian
lmao

Enchantress

what if you can preorder Call of Duty WWII ingame

yeah but I want to talk about dota in real time, and the twitch channel chat sucks for that, so i was wondering if theres a group chat like sing sings civil chat.

god damn those personalities on that lina

Lina loves getting hit by sticky napalm

Question, why don't people play Tide anymore?

what if my life had any semblance of purpose

More like stinky "napalm".

How much more are female nipples sensetive than males?

he does basically nothing but stand there and not die after using his ult, which only works on retards that focus him in fights

more like cum

are they?

any more of this lina?

The game is now decided by many small skirmishes, not one climactic fight
Teams also look for their off lane to have a lot of utility as well as playmaking ability
As such, a walking ultimate like tide is just not as useful as he used to me

sounds like you need a place that's not here

where did you get that picture of me?

dunno but gotta be!

have ravage?
great, here, map is yours, teamfights are bound to go atleast even!
dont have ravage?
shit son, you literally lost! but dont worry, its gonna be up soo- 'roshan has fallen!' oh, okay, w-well you can use it to hold highground *enemy carry picks up a bkb*, oh, eehmm, hey you can get a blink and just surprise him oh no it turns out he doesnt have the reactions of a diseased grandma, he bkb-blocked your ult and now you lost rax...

>that aggressive tp out

What the fuck was that? lmao

me on the left :3

Me on the middle.

gonna have to stop you there guys

>Draft support 1st-2nd phase so you won't have 5 cores
>Enemy laspicks Meepo/Huskar
>Lose

Every. Time.

I fucking hate Bulba so damn much

i wanna see lina get BLACKED by dragon knight.

is this a fucking 4 position batrider

>bulba is bad
-d2g

yes

What happened to sheever anyway?

>sheever can actually be attractive
wtf

but he is bad

odd are so fucking shit

actually got cancer and is undergoing chemo at the moment

She's on chemon atm.

is she virging?

great idea going highground without vision

>Solar Crest first on Clinkz
this meme has to die