/vn/ - Tiny Hat Edition

All visual novels are shit

tinyhatges are great

except for Undertale

Well the first h scene for the teacher in Euphoria was pretty good.

N-no you

Pffftbbb

Oh man, just you wait. JUST WAIT

>All visual novels are sh-

おやすみ
Oyasumi VN

You know how VNs turn into kusoge as soon as they're translated and available for the awash EOP masses?
Undertale was shit but it will soon become kamige

I'm scared now

It's more funny than frightening, honestly.

>japanese imageboards have people posting english games and people responding with "fuck off with that english shit"

well I do have a fucked up sense of humor

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What do vn?

>All visual novels are sh-

>All-ages VNs are sh-

It doesn't matter.

>Tiny Hat edition
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Genuflect.

one day...

She's just a cock tease.

Tiny hats are useless against webms

youtube.com/watch?v=rwUu8G4Ug6M
What's this about? Some new promo thing?

Side note how is the Euphoria hentai adaptation?

I'm gonna miss Kasumi's VA

>uhrrr I don't wanna be a projanitor that does it for free bcos im a fucking PUSSY holy shit kill me
wow such interesting routes and stories.

not very good and the plot is completely ass backwords

they also made Nemu a titmonsters for some reason, even if her bust size is only modestly above average.

Tiny hats are disgusting, I feel bloodlust buildup inside when I see them.

Fuck I'm getting angry again.

my peenus weenus of course

D-dont tell me she has the japanese flu

don't EVER let me catch you here again

I'm disappointed now

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Tiny hats are amazing, I feel lust buildup inside when I see them.

Fuck I'm getting horny again.

What's a good tomboy vn or heroine?

>filesize is even 5 times smaller

OUT FUCKING SKILLED

Explain the appeal of tiny hats to me

Hey at least she's getting a figure. Which reminds me that Lili from taimanin is getting one as well.

>tiny hat tracks the sprite
Now that's some dedication to shitposting

Euphoria

>What's a good tomboy vn or heroine?
There are none.

I'm serious. I've searched far and wide, and I would know. There are a few decent ones with """tomboy""" heroines, but they're just typical girls in appearance and personality that act a bit genki and play sports. That's it. You can find better tomboy heroines in fucking H-manga.

Kakurenbo futari dake no himitsu no jikan

Will you play the pinnacle of moege, /vn/?

Nope. she quit the industry so they had to recast her.
RIP Kasumi noises

Why is libra turning me into a piss fetishist? What the fuck.

Wait so the Kasumi in that promo video wasn't the one from the game? I didn't really notice

I love childhood friends

I love Sumika most of all!

Damn that sucks

It's just for the anime though right?

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DELETE!!

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That's not how that works

>mfw parents went overseas on a vacation
>left me with my sister and her friend staying over
Is this the beginning of eroge? What do I do, /vn/?

pics

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You have piss taste.

It's time to determine your genre, user.
Do you wish for a romcom that filled with a bland and shallow happiness? Or do you wish for an adventure that invigorates your entire being with sheer joy and excitement?

Choose wisely.

oh jesus christ

So?

Do you know how a lot of trapfags are formed? They're usually lolicons or dudes who have a large bias towards petite girls, and a lot of them accidentally stumble upon a trap in a doujin, or a nukige, or whatever. Of course, they don't know it's a dude until the time of dicking arrives, and by then they're already invested into that character to the point where they stop caring. It gets normalized for them - after all, it looks, talks, and acts like a girl; it just happens to have a dick. "I'll just pretend I didn't see that penis," they say, as they increasingly become less horrified by the prospect of bopping the weasel. "Oh, that bulge protruding from the panties? It's just a puffy vulva," and so on. And do you know what happens when that reach that H-scene and start pounding the brisket? They cum buckets. Why? Because it's different. It's new. It's a feeling they haven't felt before in the ever-increasing-monotony that is their habitual masturbation; and thus, in an attempt to reproduce that excitement once again, a trapfag is born.

I guarantee you a few people who read Maggot Baits for "fun," or some sense of endurance-testing themselves will likely come out being far less offended by guro than when they first went in. They might even develop a fetish for it.

That Rika piss scene I have twinkle twinkle little star stuck in my head now. i think I'm a bit fucked up in the head.

asian>trap>finnish>white

YOU BETTER STOP DOING THAT user

more like tinkle tinkle little star am i right ahaha

>not turning your life into a nukige

There's also the small chance it's a chuunige and his little sister's friend is some supernatural being who introduces him to a whole new world.

Or it's a nakige and she dies from cancer. Her last wish was to spend a few days with her childhood friend user, who conveniently forgot about her.

I want a genre with determination.

:)

Is that what Mercurius meant here? That we should strive to turn into trapfags?

this desu, i always felt dominate before i read euphoria but after it i became a huge sadist and have issues satisfying it because obviously the sadism displayed in euphoria is illegal. i cant fucking wait for maggot baits to go even further.

I dont know why im laughing at this post so hard

Hatless Rusalka!

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>tfw this whole post is literally me including maggot baits

Further proof that traps are Jewish propaganda to turn everyone gay. Reject traps!

H-hidoi!

No wonder he's so shit, I bet playing dota with mechanical hands is hard.

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Fuck you at least do it right

Rusalka deserves only the best

It was a joke, you big baby.

>I guarantee you a few people who read Maggot Baits for "fun," or some sense of endurance-testing themselves will likely come out being far less offended by guro than when they first went in. They might even develop a fetish for it.

JOP who read maggot baits in japanese. This literally happened to me when I read it. Now I'm into the sickest fetish of all, futanari

Such a shame that there is so few trap VNs translated.
Kill yourself faggot.

I think there is only the first Otoboku, Koitate(partial) and that nukige from MG. Hope coco could finish Tsuriotsu which is probably the best in its genre.

twitter.com/eternalenvy1991/status/809116351063359488
Everyone pray for Envy!
I'm not fond of moege, no.
Plus I would have to actually go somewhere to meet girls instead of translating VNs and cooking.
I would hope for a plotge but I don't think it's gonna happen. =( I'm just an ordinary russian lad.
That wuld require being able to cum multiple times without tiring myself. Dame da.
this taste though
>vndb.org/u50685/list

>vndb.org/u50685/list
Fuck, I fucked up. You all understand it was meant for the envy post.

What do you do when you''re like halfway through a shit route in a game you were enjoying a lot and you're rapidly losing the will to play, so much so that the next day you boot up the game and then have to alt tab and make a post inquiring what you do when you're in a shit route.

Asking for a tomodachi.

>I'm just an ordinary russian lad.
You just jinx it, user.
Hope you enjoy your chuuni adventure, soon.

go for another route