pastebin.com/MVtQs2Pm next thread maybe pls idk, I just have pictures of it, from what I heard it's mostly just a romcom harem, the time part of it is pretty irrelevant, the kind of thing you don't go in with expectation for plot-driven story but just happy feel good things
Chase Wilson
I'm going to marry a Lalafell!
Anthony Martinez
Before Vs existed, combat IVs were worthless unless you used crafted gear because you could not meld raid and tomestone gear until 3.2.
Noah Rogers
I'm going to marry an elezen!
Carson Stewart
I'm going to marry Kaori! Once I work up toe courage to talk to them...
Caleb Roberts
They had use in the relic
Dylan Foster
Ok yes, aside from the relic.
Zachary Sanders
>Lewdlander delivers
Brayden Watson
tfw married a elezen
Angel Myers
Is there someone on balmung who wouldn't mind giving me some 1-on-1 coaching on how to dark knight? I keep reading these guides but I'm too dumb and I'm having a hard time understand when I should do things. I have a training dummy at my FC house to beat up on while you teach me.
Looking to do it in about an hour
Carter Bailey
Can someone give me a basic single target rotation for NIN And an aoe one I just b00sted one, I'm tired of healing
Lincoln Jenkins
Are there any cute moon cats here?
Jeremiah Ward
pst berke oronir but only if you're a girl
Ayden Walker
I'm really happy for you and not jealous at all...
Jayden Anderson
So is there a consensus on which DPS jobs are worth playing yet?
Cameron Fisher
no such thing
Parker Cooper
Not machinist.
William Richardson
Nope, I'm a dickgirl
Hudson Price
they're all good except for SMN, MCH and MNK (has this job been decent at any fucking point in time) DRG is also good on paper but can get fucked really hard by mechanics
Jackson Morgan
Not Machinist
Ian Ramirez
RDM buffs the party, deals decent damage overall, is extremly mobile, and verraise is fucking amazing considering the mana cost of RDM's spells. It will probably be good.
Jose King
God damn this expansion is just boring,
Jack Rodriguez
BLM and MCH are trash too. Really the only ones worth playing are SAM, NIN and BRD but you need something to fill the fourth spot.
Alexander Wood
Just send a tell already.
Rip MCH
Daniel Bell
>6 ears
Kill this abomination
Cameron Hughes
You forgot to mention it's also extremely boring to play.
Liam Bell
I just spent 1500 red scrip on gear that is worse than my current gear. Oh well, at least I can use it for when I level miner and botanist...
Henry Powell
MNK definitely spent time being good when DRG was considered bad.
Kayden Rivera
??? Miqo'te don't have a pair of human ears
Charles Baker
Yep. This one week old expac with no released endgame content or raids sure is boring! /s
/v/ is that way. Go bait there.
Mason Rivera
shave the heretic I need proof
Benjamin Murphy
>tfw elfgf
Jaxon James
So what do I meld onto my gear as BRD if I can't meld crit on a piece?
Jayden Scott
You forgot to mention how this is relevant.
Jonathan Walker
>This is the first time this has happened
Heavesward was great at release you fucking shill.
Matthew Hall
>with no released endgame content When are we getting this?
Camden Moore
I want to protect this kitten's smile and complete her stickerbook hit list!
Gavin Morris
>How to conquer a country >eliminate or arrest the current leader and most heads in the chain of command >take possession of every single military and governmental facility or destroy them completely
Let's look at doma, most of the place was razed to the ground with the exception of small villages. The most important facility in the country is gone (doma castle). The heads of command in the area are dead and missing. Garlean facilities don't seem to hold much value as there's only a small tower on the middle of a bunch of rice fields. If i was the emperor i'd just consider this area to be the new azim steppe. Useless unless he wants to pump out the agriculture in there.
Meanwhile alamhigo, castle is still up, multiple military facilities are still up and running with some of them running experimental tech worth taking back over. Can we expect the rest of 4.x being alamhigo being completely raped by the full force of the empire?
Eli Bailey
It's a good thing the Little Ala Mhigo part of the 2.0 story was pretty irrelevant
Owen Cook
I want to impale her tiny cunny on my dick and pump her full of semen until she is fat with a litter of kittens, then I want to drink the fresh milk from her firm breasts!
Sebastian Jackson
Ahahaha, good joke.
You seem to be forgetting the period before Gordias showed up where all there really was to do was farm Alwaysreap and fight Ravana because Bismarck was pointless.
Nathan Gonzalez
This is the same release schedule as HW, weeaboo flavored.
Landon Jenkins
Is there a way for me to turn off the Echo boost you get from failing a story mission?
Jonathan Foster
>worst job balance in a long time >story is trash >dungeons are trash Does this expansion have anything going for it?
Blake Anderson
...
Henry Clark
>come back to game after a few years >grind tank queues up to 50 >finally beat 2.0 MSQ >realize there are literally 110 quests between 2.0 ending and Heavensward beginning >MFW
I fucking *hate* this slog. The story isn't even interesting right now as opposed to how it was in 2.0. Is it worth to power through this shit? All the quests are level 50 base and don't even fucking SCALE any sort of exp past 50.
Matthew Reyes
I agree completely.
Kayden Davis
Hense why it's shit. at least knights and dragons are cool.
Josiah Nguyen
>dungeons are trash
Sit the fuck down. They're miles better than HW's boring dungeons.
Brandon Clark
try right clicking on it.
Jayden Myers
NOT ON MY WATCH
Easton Lee
Literally every dungeon in Stormblood is better than their Heavensward equivalent aside from the Vault.
Kayden Gray
...
Chase Miller
Are there any DPS jobs that are both fun and good?
Zachary Ward
If you actually think those last two things then maybe this game just isn't for you. It's above and beyond what HW ever was.
Lincoln Ward
Marry me user
Brandon Price
SAM atm meets both those standards.
Jace King
I've seen people unironically claim that HW had better zones. Sad!
Owen Barnes
yeah okay but there's a billion samurai out there, there's no spots left
Jason Collins
I'd say gubal and castrum are tied for being a gigantic slog, and doma I think is actually more fun than vault, which actually says something, but yeah the right are clear victors over their counterparts too, but that isn't saying as much considering how dusk vigil, sohm al, and aery were
Tyler Roberts
To be fair fractal was great, neverreap was aids.
Compared to stormblood they're both shared at one good dungeon (ala mhigo is the only good one and I say that lightly due to it being a fucking dungeon) the other two are trash.
Asher Lee
>There will never be Ishy housing
Chase Williams
It's also pretty stupid to even compare the last two things anyways, because we still have like 2-3 years of patches for Stormblood and before the next expac releases.
Unless of course he's comparing 3.0 alone.
Jason Wright
>shisui is better than solm al
I agree with the rest but shisui is mega shit.
Not to mention all of the themes this expansion are fucking garbo minus laskshmi and kugane castles theme.
Benjamin Davis
meh
Joshua Harris
Gubal was great, Castrum is pretty inferior to it, in my opinion. But other than that, SB's got the better dungeons by far. And Ala Mhigo is MUCH better than Aetherochemical Research Facility, plus Shinryu is much better than Thordan.
Nathan Morris
>tfw you stuck with PLD through all the bullying >4.0 drops >tfw it's finally time
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
TODAY IS THE DAY WAR AND DRK FINALLY EAT SHIT
William Murphy
I made it to the top pet lalas
Anthony Murphy
Is it weird that I consider the adamantite zweihander to be cooler than the 290 dark knight sword?
Noah Turner
Done
Jason Morris
Bardam's Mettle shits all over every HW dungeon.
Camden Sanchez
/smile
James Robinson
So were Ascians behind the Voidsent invading the Suisui?
Ryder Scott
why do people consider ninja fun?
Daniel Martin
They probably live in California and can finally play the class
John Ross
Are casters still cucked?
Jayden Taylor
You make better offtanks than main tanks bud, sorry but you're still cuck status.
Jackson Rodriguez
Post fangs.
Henry Evans
Weird? No, I like that sword too it's pretty great, I still prefer caladbolg but both are great
Aiden Rivera
No, you have good taste. Skofnung > Balisarde = Adamantine Zweihander > power gap > every other greatsword in the game
Christopher James
>You make better offtanks >And are also maintanks >End-game raid teams are actually considering double Paladin Yes and...?
Sebastian Johnson
I just hit lvl 30 on Gladiator and finished the lvl 30 Gladiator quest. Do I seriously need to play a Conjurer until 15 however before I advance to a Paladin? I seriously don't want to play that class.
Jose Reyes
No
Cooper Perez
What's looking like the meta comp this time anyway?
William Martinez
What do I need to do next to advance to Gladiator then? I'm not getting any more quests from the Gladiator guildmaster.
William Ortiz
Now do it a few more times and you'll understand how fucking long and contrived it is.
Kayden Bailey
Does anyone know if you can talk to Oboro after Doma Castle? I couldn't find him before the dungeon but I would like to talk to him because I'm a cringey sentimental NIN.