PlayStation Vita General 3040 - Morning Shower Edition

>she has a green tattoo over her womb

Never ever

That was the biggest reason.

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Why does the main menu lady in everybody's golf always say that I must be tired?

golf is hard

You need more sleep

>Why does the main menu lady in everybody's golf always say that I must be tired?
She really wants to go to bed. At least she's usually happy enough if you touch her.

>touch her
>she frowns and says "i don't know"

Just keep harassing her, she gets happier

I wish real life worked that way...

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Golf suddenly sounds way more interesting.

Vita version when?

When they feel like it, AKA never.

18+ PC version first
Then Vita version
THEN 18+ Vita version

Likely never since the ones running it don't know what the hell they're doing. "Region free codes" after all.

>18+ Vita version
I don't think that would be allowed

Bought Ape Escape for $2~
Dats coo'

>Watched mini documentary about Limited Run Games
>Their dream is to be able to bring physical versions of Phantasy Star 2 to the west
An admirable dream, if that ever happened I'd think I'd explode from pure joy.
too bad it will never happen

>They bring Phantasy Star Online 2 to the west in 2028 after spending all their funds
>Sega shuts down their servers in the same week

>overpriced physical release of a free to play game
do these guys happen to be jewish?

The game is free to play via download, but there were various physical releases including the most recent updates and benefits like costumes and exclusive items.

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so when are all the weebshit devs going to move over to Switch fully?

never, since Nintendo isn't giving out devkits and they have very high print run requirements.
most will move over to ps4 and maybe ports to PC later

Sure, when it starts to get Vita like games like Omega Labyrinth Z and Aquaplus games. But since I already have a PS4 and even those games have a version on that platform as well I don't think I'll get that thing. Well, not this year anyway. Ninty games have never interested me.

I bet it was the same case with Strange Journey.

i really wish the Vita had SMT games.
those 3ds ports kinda feel pointless to me, i didn't buy any of them because i can already play the DS versions on it.

How many of you have or are planning to jump onto the switch?
I'm waiting for more games and the possibility of a slight revision regarding the dock and hopefully a game+console bundle.

i'll buy it when it gets Smash or a new F-Zero

Well at least we have the superior releases of Persona 1, 2, and 4. Oh and P3P...yay.

Well I already answered it So I'm just waiting if it gets something that interests me from the Jap third parties.

I never cared for Nintendo games, sure as hell not starting now.

i really wish the Vita had games.

I can see a smash port, but unless Nintendo starts reviving all their franchise after what happened to Metroid, F-Zero is dead.
I'm personally waiting for new info on NMH3 and the new SMT.

I'd sooner get an X1, I'll stick to the PS4.

>no online
>no sales
>indie games $40 each
>~3 hours battery life
>no trophies

I would rather bought Nvidia Ngage or whatever that shit is called.

if you have a PS4 i wouldn't buy a Switch for SMT, the site listed it as "HD Project" while 3DS games was listed as "3DS Project"

Actually, I would probably get a windows tablet and start reading VNs on the go. Probably better investment personally for me.

i think i saw somewhere saying that NOE or NOA would be adjusting any games on the shitch for western markets if needed

>no online
are you retarded
>no trophies
literally kill yourself

something like a GPD Win would pretty much be perfect for VNs imo

Look, it's a shitch nigger.

Yeah, maybe in a few years they will be better and more affordable and have a better battery life. I'll probably need to look into those things at some point.

SMT x Fire Emblem was announced in January 2013, which means development would have been halted in the Vita's first year.

Imagine if they hadn't gone bankrupt and could have put resources towards Vita ports of DS games.

Oh yeah Nights of Azure 2 confirmed not coming to Vita

trophies are a great way track your progress, and see what games still need to be finished.
i don't get the hate for them.
not even a platinum fag, but seeing a game i bought at 0% motivates me to finish it

>>Oh yeah Nights of Azure 2 confirmed not coming to Vita
In west to be clear. And if anyone was surprised about this, my condolences. As it's an action title, I would have bought PS4 version even if the vita version came to west.

>i don't get the hate for them.
Insecure shitters

>no online
kys
>no sales
destructoid.com/snake-pass-discounted-on-nintendo-switch-and-pc-445395.phtml
kys again faggot

i mean the first game didn't get localised on Vita either.
the one i'm butthurt about is Blue Reflection, i just can't finish turn based games on a console

DeSu 1 actually needed a enhanced port. I mean, a SMT game without a compendium? Seriously? And the Physical/Magic balance was way off. Rest of the ports was stupid but Atlus loves dem useless ports.

A single discount of $20 title is not sales, shitch nigger.

>shitch
>shitch
>shitch
>shitch
hello /v/ shitposters

I just call it shits. Is that better for you?

>no sales
it's not entirely true, but does have a point.
Nintendo promotes and encourages sales way less than Sony/Valve/MS.
and if you want to buy a well received Nintendo for less than 30 you'll end up waiting years

I'd say you should ignore it, but that's not going to happen on Veeky Forums.

>>the one i'm butthurt about is Blue Reflection, i just can't finish turn based games on a console
I don't have such problem, but I can understand that. Will buy that game anyway though.

>he really thinks it's just /v/ that calls it the shitch.
TOP
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Hello shitch shill

I think we were having reasonably well behaved discussion, but now someone got butthurt since someone hurt their favourite consoles feelings. Eh, what can you do.

>3ds is shit
>wants 3ds ports
kek

WAKE UP

I need to filter the most used terms, it at least improves things if my natural curiosity doesn't get the better of me.

because going from DS to Vita is actually a proper update in resolution

gematsu.com/2017/06/switch-sales-top-one-million-japan
>switch will be a failure said vitagen

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sales doesn't make a console good, or even mean it will be supported by 3rd party

Why does Chad like switch

Is it because they have pedophilia tendencies?

Are they the ones having giant aw3some switch parties in their garages?

>1 million
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Amazing.
You know what's better than 1 million? 60 million.

i'm a vitagen poster, i wouldn't go near that shithole

>switch is a success
>sales doesn't matter
I love the hypocrisy
>mfw got both portables so no vita butthurt

>said vitagen
Most of us here don't give two shits if the Switch succeeds or fails. I'm on a fucking vita general to discuss vita games and post vitarelated cute anime girls. Not to discuss the future of whatever console a company shits out next.

Sometimes I think it's people defending their clearance priced PSTV

i mean we're in a general for a console that failed in terms of sales so they don't seem to be relevant for us.

the Switch could sell 4 billion but developers i like such as Falcom and Aquaplus wouldn't care since their policy doesn't seem to match with Nintendo's

I don't know user, you just pointing this out means you're butthurt that people is bashing the shitch.

tfw i bought a PSTV at launch and have had more usage out of it than my actual vita

Yknow I just realized if switchers wanna be stuck with a shitty console with absolutely nothing going for it besides brand and perceived image their circumstance is destitute enough without me hating on them. I swear a few people bought it as a 300 dollar social media post XD.

>XD
>kys

I have Switch for the big games. I doubt it will ever replace Vita outside of shitty gaming media articles. Vita thrives on panty quest games which are rare on Nintendo

This user nailed it.

Why even go to Vitagen in the first place and b ring up off topic if you're just going to get mad when people insult your off topic console?

I've preordered the Gunvolt Striker Pack (mostly for the bonus), so I'll probably get one later this year.

>TWO 5-stars
Today's a good day.

Aww, I bet there's already dust on yours

Sorry, that was me. I never intended this to happen.
I'm sorry.

>implying vitagen doesn´t go to /v/ and do the same shit

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haven't gone to /v/ in 4 months actually

>going to /v/