/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

The new classics? They came Monday. You have to research them at your bunker.

You're full of shit.

>being this made he didn't buy a bunker

Sharks cards are discounted right now dude. Just fucking buy one.

>replay Max Payne 3 again recently
>realize just how huge of a downgrade GTA V is in every way

how else will they get you to buy the newest vehicles

so
>REEE goes to the top of "sell if in need of money" list
>811 is still cool for stunt races
>if by some miracle I end up in a non-stunt race it's time to dust off the old Zento
that's ... huh

also when did the Zentorno came ahead of Osiris/T20 not to mention newer stuff? Must have missed that

You have to bear in mind these are purely flat track times. In stunt races cars like the Zentorno have absolutely shit weight, making new cars with similar handling (T20, Tempesta) superior.

I don't think you understand what I said, if anything this is deterring people from buying vehicles, since they have to choose function over form.

Apparently there's a bug where shooting someone in a convertible with the explosive sniper does shit damage

>me after eating 2 shots in my banshee 900

>playing as a girl
care to explain?

Just because it's in a kilt doesn't make it a girl

If I do all the set ups for a heist, will joining someone elses setup reset my progress?

ikr

If you're hosting the setups, you have your own progress.

Tight, thanks user.

I forgot to mention that it'll reset the All in Order bonus, if that's what you meant. But you won't need to replay the setups you've finished.

>The Itali GTB and Spectre Customs are STILL slower than their regular counterparts
what the fuck

>Spectre Custom
>slower

No, retard

>that gif

oh im laffin

He was talking about the Banshee 900 tipping us off to your femininity.

They've got slightly more engine power, but they've got way worse cornering speeds

>hackers still aren't back

Fucking why? I want to experience the gunrunning content already damnit.

Anyone else does this?

>not doing the moc dup glitch before it got patched yesterday

no

Where are the anime insets? Also no, I don't.

It has a tiny amount more engine power, but is much worse at getting around corners and weaving through traffic, the regular specter has a lot more traction.

Is the Banshee 900rr a "girl car" now? Is this some meme I missed?

Is it convertible? Then it's a girl car.

Then why don't the ladies like my Tornado?

Do you see a man driving it in that picture?

Damn, that's a fuckton of my cars
>Banshee 900r topless
>Mamba topless
>Stinger topless
>Coquette Classic topless
>Buccaneer Custom topless
>Carbonizarre (usually keep the top down)
>Coquette Blackfin topless
>Frankenstränge
>Peyote topless
Does the ruiner count if it has the roof panels are removed?

At least you have exquisite taste in cars.

t. lady of the night

I've literally never once seen someone riding a chopper online.

>Tornado has two different sub-versions, a custom version, and a modded hotrod version
>the Peyote doesn't get shit
It's not fair

meant for

Then you've never seen me, chunky.

I think I've seen like, one person riding a chopper that wasn't on my friends list.

I used to ride my Innovation and then Daemon around a lot. I currently ride my Sanctus a decent amount, and I ride my Gargoyle a ton if you count that as a chopper.

>I've been endlessly salty that the Torero, Infernus Classic, and Ardent don't have a topless option
sh-shit...

I'd love a Peyote Custom. I could customize the interior and grill to pay my respects to Elvira.

>still no Vacca Spyder that's topless

R* hates money, I guess.

>public sessons

No shit. If you drive anything except a Insurgent or APC you are asking to be fucked in the ass.

I just want a car that looks like a fucking RX-7 FC or FD is that too much to ask for

you already have your 2 gay drift weeaboo cars

I know the Futo is supposed to be a Levin but what is the other one you're mentioning?

Reminder:
Plain black weapons are the only /operator/ choice
Anything else identifies you as a shitter

>still no tuners update
>no drifting wheels mod that adds drifting physics to the game

Nissan Skyline

What are the best in-class weapons? Trying to make sure I don't over stuff my weapon wheel.

>implying all black weapons with all black clothes and all black mask and black car isn't one of the surest signs of a shitter

No one really uses anything except the MK2 sniper rifle currently.

No one pays attention to weapons. Neon lights on your car is the quickest way to identify shitters.

t. couldnt clear the shooting range challenges

what about some gray/siverish ones?
It kinda makes sense on some

What car is this?

Faggio Assbandit

What updates would you want the most?

I'd want
>Mansion update that lets us buy mansions and adds some new luxury sedans and a limo service
>Law enforcment update that lets you run a police precinct where you could store and customize police vehicles. You could also turn a lot of other cars into police vehicles. You'd get alerts whenever police are pursuing another player and would get rewarded if you killed the player
>Casino update.

It's all quite amusing honestly. Because how can having more customization a bad thing?
But instead of having things that'd make sense, wooden furniture, compact/folding stocks, skeletonization and shit we can now paint our gun daily-dose.
Thanks doc.

>no drifting wheels mod that adds drifting physics to the game
How this isn't a thing yet is beyond me.

I guess i forgot about that one but still that's only 2 weeb cars, WE NEED MORE

Is the Ocelot the new best looking car in the game?

The what?

gta.wikia.com/wiki/Ardent

Ocelot Ardent, sorry.

When are the new cars out anyways? What are they waiting for?

Something to stop players from instantly blowing me up without having to duck 24/7 in a retard helmet car

Something to stop all these ridiculous boner-killing dead zones on every animation and every in-game option

Something that will fix every part of the game being "the annoying part of the game" because for every single fun activity there's three things that will piss you off

Somebody to go to Rockstar headquarters and shoot the guy who thought making multi-million dollar vehicles and upgrades and gameplay features for every update is acceptable

The total obliteration of the mainland Chinese people

Dual-wielding

Why would they make it a warstock car with (assuming) bunker upgrades needed for the guns and not give it a submarine upgrade? They even fucking reference it in the description on the website

>Casino and Nightclub update
>street racing/tuners update
>anything that encourages co-operation and competition that isn't "blow their thing up"

Cheetah Classic looks better. Ardent handles like a champ though.

The Ardent is really fun to drive. Makes me wish the fixed guns weren't so wimpy.

>Casino
will never happen because of gambling laws

That won't give you a tactical advantage.

That really sounds like a myth. You're paying into it, but there's no return. Just more fake money you can't cash out or give to anyone else. Loot boxes in other games don't have much trouble if they're open about the odds.

No one said anything about all black clothing or masks.

Fixed-forward machine guns are truly the shittiest vehicle weapons in the game. At least you can still use the AP Pistol from the Ardent.

Here's hoping it gets some MOC upgrades.

If it has an option for Ruiner 2K missiles, I'll never drive anything else.

I think the new Nightshark has fixed guns, and you're completely locked to them. Still fun to drive and probably bulletproof, but it's exactly as limited offensively as the Kuruma should've been.

Probably the 4th. They always drop new content on holidays.

Its a warstock vehicle so they can force people to by the shitty useless semi truck that they'll use one time for a zillion dollars.

Because if you give people a supercar that can dive into the water, you have nullified 99% of vehicles and weapons in the game. Every game mode is focused around a game of tag where one guy has valuable supplies and the others either blow him up or try to steal them. Making a car zip around underwater where nobody but the exact same car can get them has destroyed what little balance there is left. The actual submarine is balance because it's shitty, slow and can't go on land. Use your brain you moran.

You forgot something that will allow you to adjust the super frequent pop-ups all over your screen and something that will make the UI not look like a self-made website from the early 2000s.

Name one time when you can use a submarine to move supplies.

You can use the submarine to carry shit if the supplies arent tied to a vehicle

The APC already broke water. Its a land-to-water vehicle with a turret. Boats can't fight back because we don't have any gun boats, and you can escape pursuers on land by just diving into the fucking ocean.

special cargo, the one where you attack the boat out at sea. Deliver it to the warehouse in vespucci, by the canals.

>Because if you give people a supercar that can dive into the water, you have nullified 99% of vehicles and weapons in the game.
isn't this already done by the Oppressor?
Also most bunkers warehouses and shit aren't even near water so...

I guess they just give us time to get bored with our new toys so we're more willing to buy new ones even if they're not as useful

Also gunrunning, sourcing supplies from the yacht off the coast, delivering it to the Raton Canyon or Zancudo bunkers.

>Because if you give people a supercar that can dive into the water, you have nullified 99% of vehicles and weapons in the game.

Did you already forget the days of the armored kurama. When it came out it was an bullet-proof 4-person car where passengers could shoot out of it, and it performed similar to some supers.

And now we have a fucking flying rocket motorcycle. I don't think R* gives a shit about balance, as long as they can price the broken vehicles high enough.

Poor, poor Tyrus.
It went from being the fastest, to 13th, to 20th.
How embarassing.

1) It's a sports classic, not super, big difference

2) There are very few points in the game when you're near water, and there's pretty much no where to go once you're in the water. 90% of the time, if you have cargo and people are chasing you, you're not going to be able to get to water in time, and even if you do, you're going to have to leave water to get to your destination, which 90% of the time is going to be no where near water

3) The game is already hideously unbalanced in favor of the attacker. If you want to blow someone up, it's pretty easy, and there's very little counter play to it. Killing is easy and survival is hard, the only way to survive most of the time is just kill the other guy first

4) There are already much much better options for avoiding pursuit. The oppressor and ruiner 2000 are both agile and have ridiculous defensive capabilities. So does the armored Tampa. Just being on a fast bike or fast super and knowing how to drive is honestly enough to avoid getting killed by your average garden variety shitter

>The game is already hideously unbalanced in favor of the attacker

Except when players start their job in the middle of Dickbupkisburg and you're separated by a 5 minute separation minimum even in vehicles that fly at 900mph because you're separated by enough mountain ranges and faggot terrain to make the Golden Horde give up and their objective is five blocks down the street and the homing missiles don't work on their vehicle or cargo because the game registers it as something to steal rather than an enemy.

>Things that never happened

anyone knows how much stock will be produced from a single full supplies bar?