Truckerfag Thread - /TFG/

Who took that nice photo of you?

>TFW 63,500 kg is legal without permits on a tri-tri setup
This kills the American.

>fpbp
Is that where your mom went

STOP OBJECTIFYING MY BODY

Gay marriage does strange things to a homo.

Lets not poke them, they have only just stopped hyperventilating over the European.

I haven't trained, but I've been teaming for years, I asked because I've heard that or "A" seat driver used.

I'm the "A" seat on our truck. It's super important to team with someone you can deal with. Idk if I'd train Desu, too many stories of trainers waking up upside down. But teaming isn't bad if your partner is clean and competent.

>Implying you weren't asking for it, dressing reich that

True. Heaven help us all when one of the Australians casually brag about being able to legally drink in their sleepers.

>that pic
und ja mein knackwurst ist throbbin

why don't you ever read this sign?

67% of us can't read.

>17mpg
>this kills the american
roadstars.mercedes-benz.com/en_GB/magazine/2016/august/gbas-mercedes-benz-actros-sets-a-new-standard.html

I'm not clean or competence so really the joke's on the trainee

Why can't you retarded 4wheelers read this sign

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>this is what europoors ACTUALLY look like
LMFAO

An Aussie truck driver is travelling from Melbourne to Perth when he stops to pick up a hitch-hiker by the side of the road.
They drive for a while, having a chat, and then the hitch-hiker says he's tired.

The truck driver tells him to lay down in the truck's sleeper compartment and have a rest.

So the hitch-hiker lies down and is soon asleep. A short time later, he's woken by the noise of the truck running over something.

"What was all the noise?" he asks the truck driver.

The trucker replies, "Oh, I just hit an Aborigine."

The hitch-hiker says, "Oh! But what was all that other noise?"

The trucker replies, "Well, I had to go through two fences to get him."

>20 tonne load
>100 miles
Wow. Long and heavy miles.

Indiana does this in construction zones and the four-wheeler tears because they don't read are almost as delicious as the ones from truck drivers who can't read.

Funny, except we know that aussie culture is even more PC-cucked than 'murrican.

>implying I don't moonlight here and user on Veeky Forums most of the time.

This and /dbt/ are almost the only good threads on Veeky Forums

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Does user still cum on peoples selfies?
That was some funny shit.

This freak if nature makes me want to kill something every time I see it

I have teamed before. it is not bad, as long as you dont get a nigger or spic. I'm looking to get into training for a big company. Just to get my ass back into seat.

For the record, i'm absent. It was fun to be here at first, but the hivemind sure put an end to that quick smart.

I'm not incognito, i've just had enough of it.

Truckdog out

*shudder*

Memes never survive in the wild.

How long have you been out? Alot of companies want you to have a certain amount of recent experience to train.

Bye

>hates chinese people
Wut? I'm indifferent but I heard they are shitty. The Jews of Yurop. Ask any companies that deal with Chinese construction or steel.

Used to see those in IL a lot too, always construction zones.

>/dbt/
>good
Topkek. They don't even have top quality greentexts like this:
>#2 parents are still extra suspicious, but finally let me drive her home
>she wants to play with muh dick while I'm taking the long way back home
>gettin almost back to her place, tell her after playin with it that long, she better finish
>ofc the jizzum shoots all over her sweater and she's supposed to see her parents 2min later

did you get tributed?

Been out of the seat for 1 year, but I started driving OTR/local in 2013. I just really dont know if it is worth going for it. Most solo driver can make about .45 mile with the right time behind the wheel.

ever thought about buying a surplus oshkosh 8x8 ?

I wouldn't, when the army sends equipment to surplus sells. They cut up the frame of the equipment to weaken it.

>[Citation Needed]

Nice try, eurocuck.

This, look what they did to this truck.
Cut the hinges right out.

Good riddance.
>hivemind
Nah you're just a douche m8. Maybe leddit would be a better fit for you.

>totally wasn't me shitting up the other thread guise

Its true, I bought a surplus truck and they cut the rims and tires right off the thing. Thanks Armed Forces.

>when you don't pay your rent-a-rim note

They cut up the frame to weaken it before it is sold because the DoD cant regulate who buys the equipment and cant stop it being shipped over seas and copied by foreign government (ie. chain, Russian, Iran) but...
don't listen to me, only served in the army for 8 years. Go ahead and spend $40,000 and up on a HEMTT

Cool story, welfare queen.

>Cool story, welfare queen.

>No proofs given

Nice European argument you have there.

Why is swift the best trucking company?

why is this the best trucking hat? Post your LGBT and gay pride hats drivers!

Best trucking hat coming through, move over homos.

Thats racist, reported.

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hotep nation represent

for real. It is 2016, love is love, trump hate.

cuts in the frame isn't going to stop someone from copying.

no one ever said the government was smart user

my fav

yes, white power to you too friend

hotep jesus did best when he made friends with the right

do you drink hotep woke water too?

There u faggots go
1,000 mile trip finishing off with a 45k coil. 7mpg in a fucking fossil hood dinosaur pulling a stepdeck/

Based on a 3,000 mile week the difference from 7 to 8 mpg based on 3.00/gallon is 125$.

125$ congrats

I put on 1,200$ ltl's for fun with my 3,500$ loads I already got on
Eat my ass forever
No one cares your truck looks like a bubble

gaysfortrump.org

Come brother, why do you hate our best president.

So much for being woke.
Jews own you.

what engine do you have in that

Trips confirms, Truckdog needs to gtfo.

Hopefully /reddit/ but he will probably go shit up some other general he doesn't belong in.

>tfw finally found a place that will accept me

I like truck dog and you are a nigger

Show average trip speed to confirm dick waving rights.

Are many truckers actual cucks? I've only personally known one trucker, he was one of my best friends sisters husband. He was literally a cuck, he let other dudes fuck his wife when he was gone and he knew about it because she was a camwhore. There is porn still out there of her blowing me, and get this shit, she had a half black son before they married.

Because lolcomicrelief.

Last Sunday night one of their drivers missed the door by literally 20 feet and backed into the corner of the office building, splitting the corner of the building open and buckling the walls on two sides.

He then proceeds to pick up the loaded trailer he was there for and takes it to get weighed. Comes back pissed because it's 800lbs over on the tandems. It's like 0100 Monday morning by then and shipping won't open until 0600 so he gets told to drop the trailer and park on the bobtail line and shipping will rework it when they can get it in. He throws a fit but eventually drops the trailer in the way of everybody with the tandems still ALL THE WAY FORWARD.

My sides were in orbit.

>Guinness World Records publication would tell you that its the new Mercedes-Benz Actros, which managed to achieve an average of 12.39 miles per gallon while hauling a 25 ton payload

Certainly more than $125
Congratz, you played yourself.

If they do that at all it's because they want the truck to go for scrap and not to be used by the public anywhere. That goes back to when people were killing themselves with surplus Jeeps on roads and private property.

>new Mercedes-Benz Actros
DETROIT DIESEL POWER!

media.daimler.com/marsMediaSite/en/instance/ko/New-Mercedes-Benz-Actros-in-the-Guinness-Book-of-Records-the-worlds-most-economical-series-production-truck.xhtml?oid=9913603

>I like faggots who want to fuck me

Woah a single axle tractor going 10 mph on flat ground
Done with this shit
Retire it to 44 tones and robot trucks already

>EF likes Truckdog because finally there's somebody everybody hates more than EF
Ehh, we don't hate EF, we just like making fun of him. He's like that fag I went to HS with whose greatest achievement was being able to hill start in the manuél trans Jeep with no doors his dad bought him.

So if you were to get a new DD13 you could get 9mpg without trying and still be the fastest cuck on Veeky Forums.

Buy a Western Star today!

>Poor EF, upset about his PeterDAF.
Whats it like having a peter built with a euro engine in it?

>truckdog
GONE
>EF
GONE

Pepe wins again

in sweden we do 60, increasing it to 64 i think this year

scania forever

but i do, trailer scum

Veeky Forums is also a small website for anime lovers who want to post photoshops of cats with hats on their heads
Oh wait that stopped being the case over a decade ago remember?

Hmm, who would have thought a website of this magnitude and popularity would have different demographics on it.

China best truck in world

Nah, I try not to post pictures of myself on Cambodian stringfishing accessory catalogs.

This is true, word is you can make more than that hauling tanker or specialty

>Oh wait that stopped being the case over a decade ago remember?
No it didn't

Breakfast struggles.

yOU MUST BE THINKING OF REDDIT

fucken caps lock

yolo

where is your shifter?

>>self driving trucks are the future they said
>>robots will replace my job they said
>50,000 drivers are needed for the end of 2017
>in 10 yeara that number could triple
cbsnews.com/news/america-faces-shortage-truck-drivers/

Cabovers are bricks, conventionals are collections of bricks. Makes no fucking difference, they're both horrid at aerodynamics.

One brick best brick

Meanwhile in SMOOTH country.

I don't believe the whole "driver shortage "thing. Have you ever been to a student orientation at one of these big companies? Schneider , Wetner, JB Hunt, CR England, Crete , are pushing through thousands of students every single week. Prime has so many student applicants that they have to turn people down because they don't have the facilities to accommodate all of them. So, how is there a shortage?