/utg/ - Undertale General

Boys don't have pussies.

Monster boys do, all of them

A boypussy. Ima fuck his asshole

It's a DBZ Abridged reference user

...only to be knotted by Ice Wolf!

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love the op

I can't believe Papyrus is a fucking nazi

Clearly he is just a fan of Roman History

>DBZ
Dead Ball Zone? PS1 Game?

Would Undyne be friends with Goku or Vegeta first?

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I think she'd adore Goku until she realized that he values a good fight more than the safety of the planet

Vegeta would be a tough sell

>Toriel and Sans
Weird, Asgore and Papyrus would have fit better since they're actually friends with and care about Undyne

I like this Goku

I love flowe
such cheer guy

Who wouldn't..

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

But can the spider compute the Kolmogorov complexity of arbitrary strings?!

The baby spider doing her homework just before bedtime!
The baby spider being upset because Shyren didn't come help her!
Turning on the TV to the cartoon channel!
The baby spider not being able to resist and not finishing her homework before bedtime!
The baby spider failing the assignment and being so upset!
The baby spider feeling grumpy and mean and remembering a prank she saw in the cartoon from last night!
The baby spider placing a spider thumbtack on Shyren's seat!
Shyren sitting down in the chair and hurting her butt and everyone laughing at her!
Shyren crying not because her butt hurts but because the baby spider would be so mean to her!
The baby spider getting detention and being upset because "it was just a prank!"

homosexualize the flower!

Don't be a retard.
No.

Toriel = Red / White
Asgore = Red / White
Kid Asriel = Red / White
Edge Asriel = Black
Flowey = Green / Black
Sans = Blue / Black
Papyus = Black / White
Undyne = Blue / White
Alphys = Blue
Napstablook = White or Black depending
Metatton = colorless

But can the spider explain why there are so many people asking questions lately?!

I'm a real goat!

Frisky Nipple Pinchy

Not the spider herself, but a supercomputer powered by the spider's cuteness could! Given enough time, it could compute the Kolmogorov complexity of every single string in existence without ever running out of power!
Telling the spider that hurting people is not a "prank"!
Telling the spider to go apologize to Shyren!
The spider promising not to do that ever again!
Shyren and the spider reconciling!
Helping the spider with the next assignment to get her grades back up!
Making sure the bully does not distract the spider again!
The spider finishing the assignment with plenty of time to spare!
The spider getting to watch her favorite shows before bedtime without a worry!
The spider getting the best possible score on the assignment!
The spider being so happy!
Of course! Everyone finally realized how important it is to have proper knowledge of cuteness! Cuteness helps make everything better!
Are you yet another impostor? Who is your favorite? That's something only the original question-asking user would know.

I miss jelly

>Given enough time, it could compute the Kolmogorov complexity of every single string in existence without ever running out of power!
But how could it do that without solving the halting problem and creating a contradiction? Does the spider's cuteness transcend Turing-computability?

My favorite's are Undyne and Temmie it appears other people are beating me to the punch for asking questions! But that's okay, right?

>no
Well you're not gonna un-fuck his boypussy

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That's the idea, but watch out for board colors!

hot

Imagine a blue stop sign

Why the cat ears though

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DO NOT

source?

Frisky nigger lynchie

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For kinkyness.

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pixiv.net/member.php?id=672130

Caretaker AU is promising higher-resolution updates on Patreon, but it turns out waifu2x does a really great job too.

The future is now &c &c

The final results are in!
Sans is a skeleton!

Correct! It transcends everything! Do you see now the value of cuteness? It can do anything!
It is okay I guess. It's a bit tiring answering so many questions, but someone has to do it!
Cutie.

alphys when

I'm glad we could finally decide it officially.

alphys where

alphys why

Chara is my waifu!

Can boys(male) be waifus?

for fish pussy

With a loud ''pop''

Of course!
Unless you live in a Muslim country or Africa! Then it might be dangerous!

Or Russia or eastern Europe or parts of America...

Well there it's legal but you shouldn't be flamboyant or too proud!
Those other places are death legally!

So I was checking on /mtt/ like normal, and I saw this faggot was writing something.
fanfiction.net/s/12544000/1/Baby-Blue
Look at this fucking shit. Why?

Well that's good to know.

>/mtt/
That's still a thing?

They certainly can! Have another upscale.

>he doesn't check

Is there any reason to check? Do they post good fanart, make original content, etc?

yeah, there's even a spinoff board with more shit

>armpit hair
GRRRGHHGRH

gross

That's because Chara is a man. Men don't shave their pits unless they are swimmers or freaks.

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Men cannot be proper waifus with body hair!

True, just look at Asriel, the best waifu.

Yes they can!

I bet he trims.

That's why they're called husbandos, user

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skypalette.jp/ketsui/index.html

Is anyone planning on going to this.

nobody will
we will never see all the doujins

I remember posting in these threads several months ago with the promise that I'd attend events and buy doujinshi to sell to people in the US for reasonable prices. Unfortunately, I don't really care about Undertale very much at this point, so I don't know if I'll actually attend. Most good things I know of end up on AliceBooks or at Kemoket anyway.

Undertale!

rip /utg/, it never scored

fuk u i score every nite

No!

What if Asriel leaves at the end of the game because he's about to turn back into Flowey, and after he asks you to take care of his parents he slips on a banana peel and tumbles into the six main monsters as they wake up?

Order the main characters (Undyne, Alphys, Frisk Asgore, Toriel, Chara, Asriel, Flowey, Mettaton, Sans, Papyrus and Napstablook) from your favorite to your least favorite

Please go, for great justice
I won't be studying in nippongo bongo for another two years so it'll probably be dead by that point

You don't have to though

Asriel
Asgore
Papyrus
Frisk
Napstablook
Sans
Toriel
Undyne
Mettaton
Alphys
Muffet
Chara

>six main monsters

>twelve main characters, nine of which are monsters

How many are there? Make up your mind.

Undyne, Alphys, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel, and Asgore are the 6 Mains. Napstablook, Mettaton, and Monster Kid are like right underneath.

Asgore
Undyne
Papyrus
Asriel
Flowey
Sans
Napstablook
Mettaton
Monster Kid
Frisk
Muffet
Chara
Toriel
Jerry
So Sorry

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Alphys, Sans, Flowey/Asriel, Asgore, Undyne, Papyrus, Mettaton, Napstablook, Toriel, Frisk, Onion-san, Chara

I consider Flowey and Asriel to be one character