Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Pinoy dota will destroy at TI.

...

>get destroyed
Fixed

t. OG

ALRIGHT DOTARDS, WHO YOU CHEERING FOR IN THE GRUDGE MATCH OF THE CENTURY?

MASON OR CCNC?

dude its mason vs ccnc just go for it

either way when dc loses mason kills someone

stay strong and drink enough water until you forget you were craving a pizza anymore
don't give up on your diet faggot

>japan
>and ... south africa

so what is lacoste ? a weeb or a dudebro ??

how dare you

I think I saw someone already begin to make memorials for this year's qualifiers.

where's her Mouz?

weebfrican

didnt know vp were so wholesome

>burning
???

thank god all those shitters aren't going

Thoughts?

TI5

>jewfans btfo by our jew

If this "strict diet" is about losing weight then:

>Order pizza
>Eat pizza
>ENJOY pizza
>Substract kcals of pizza from the next 2 days of the week while making sure to fir your protons + fat macros.

That's what I would do if I was cutting like a complete faggot (in 2 months).

owo

mason, just because the memes when DC is playing are better.

I always like to have more matches to watch how shit Lulba is.

my boy w33ha will destroy these shitty NA teams easily

>that bulge
UNF

I thought chinks had microdicks.

>he doesn't have a cheat day
lose more weight zfreak

Lil is cute. Cute!

give mason your energy

>leave CCnC to me

>Dr. Pepper, I'm NA

too much d2g for sure

holy fuck this fuck boy posted here for sure

holy fuck

best offlaners this patch?

a-user, i...

that's a big benis

Is that a guy?

save this shit for ti man

it loses novelty

Who here's watching Mystery Slacks Theater 3000?

>Brazil

>knocked by MVP at UB
>knocked by TNC at LB

bye OG.

I would like a source on the picture without the cuck shit

is she (male) /ourguy/?

Just IQDB/saucenao it, you cuck.

I want to destroy her(his) boypussy

blacked posters should be rounded up and castrated

>that bulge
what

...

jerk

the janny is awake guys

that is nidalee and soraka right?

Bulba thouhg

Teach me how to draw

this is actually brilliant and posts like this are why i come to this shithole

i'm not false drawfriend

literally me

so whens ccnc vs mason game

now

Where are the actual casters?

fuck off zyori don't you have slacks dog balls to sniff

me and my friends

grant+3

He's sitting by the fat guy whose name I don't know

>youtube.com/watch?v=-RHu1oHmsng
>tfw old memes are forgotten

>Planet Odd failed to qualify

hahahahahahahaha

kbbq?

They knew in the end that betraying Moo made them what they hate. Even if Moo isn't any good, this killed them.

Swindle also did not qualify

Could the qualifiers go any better?

I'll swear they were one of the best teams, but they played like shit.

>reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/2g91he/timado_the_14_years_old_dota_prodigy/
The new RTZ ladies and gentlemen

ChuckleCucknShart bombing out

I really want him to make it to TI. He deserves it after how ppd did him after TI4.

>I'll swear they were one of the best teams,
they were playing like shit for months dude

youtube.com/watch?v=IqmP6Hu5O5g

what's wrong user, you don't want to do THE FUSION CORE DANCE with us?

>first time invoker
>have played him only in bot games and overthrow
>im against a peruvian tinker
>he gets an early first blood and starts talking shit
>get a quick kill on a roaming kunkka with a cold snap alacrity exort combo
>i start focusing
>he's bullying me out but i'm still denying and last hitting as best as i can
>an early salve helps me stay in lane
>he roams and gets 7 kills in the first 15 mins
>INVOKER MRD
>MID NO FINGERS
>15 mins in and i get my aghs, team is dying because im focusing on farming
>get my lvl 15 talent and start split pushing like a boss, soon i get my blink and bots and i can start going for kills/teamfights
>still mastering hitting tornados and doing emp/chaos meteor/deafing blast combos
>i get a few kills and im back in the game, like 8/3/8 or so
>get my euls and start going for aggressive kills
>land some nice combos
>feels so satisfying
>tinker still talking shit
>YOU SUCK
>I AM BETTER THAN YOU WITH ALL HEROES
>sorry no hablo espanol lo siento por favor :(
>his inner monkey unleashes and he starts raging in chat in broken english
>he farm falls off hard core
>i split other lanes with elementals while we push high ground
>get a sick ass tornado emp meteor defeaning blast combo and eliminate batrider
>feel the power of the keys flowing through my fingers
>channeling mavis beacon through my hands
>i am become the chink
>tinker still mad
>lina "i think our invoker did better than you"
>JAJAJAJAJA NO

was my first time invoker against real people, i gotta play this nigger more. i really need to learn how to be more aggressive early game however, i know his mana pool is really low so i usually save for a sunstrike or a cold snap alacrity combo.

Who is CCnC and why does mason/you have a vendetta against a literal who?

You mean how ppd picked him up from nothing and helped him win hundreds of thousands of dollars?

tl;dr

VIVA PERU

Yeah and then he fucking kicked him which he didn't deserve.

...

What do you mean? His position on EG was always temporary.

>no popular vote for NaVi in TI7

Fuck off Valve

WHY DID STAN KING LEAVE LINA IN THE POOL

subscribed

YES

NOW WE CAN GET NINETEENTH PLACE AT THE INTERNATIONAL

>blogging during tournament

>navi didnt make it out of group stage
>neither did ehome or cdec
>secret got first seed in group stage

3/4

cant wait for the day ig doesnt qualify for ti

Even Reso couldn't carry the team and was infected by their chokeness. He should bailed out and find some tier 2 EU/NA teams to elevate next

>2017
>playing dota

RIGHT HERE BITCH! *Unzips Dick*

t. Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky

they won ti afterwards though. ppd was acting in his own interests. why should he have to look after this fat fuck