ITT we describe our car in max 10 words or less and anons try to guess it

ITT we describe our car in max 10 words or less and anons try to guess it.
Meh milage, long, sounds cool floored but not much balls.

It is a nightmare I think I will kill myself.

think of your family and stuff. if you dont have that or they hate you, i really do wish you had a more happy life. maybe one day.
remember, death brings literal nothing. an infinite sleep. for some, its better than constant pain. but if you have any reason to live, family, friends, siblings, loved ones, i implore you to try. in death, you leave suffering upon all those you wished it least upon.
memes are okay, just dont give up user. live.

i kiss girls

you? nah you can kill yourself

Expensive upkeep, bigger than last gen, 3.0l straight six

Miata?

Used in rally
Reliable
Cheap maintenance

Fiat Punto

Good mileage
Hatchback but as much cargo capacity as crossovers

>fiat
>reliable

ANY small hatchback

Let me make it easier for you

>As much capacity as some SUVs

So any mid-sized hatchback.

boxer rumble.

was gray and now its blue.
0-60 in >15 seconds

But it is a SMALL hatchback

user pls

smol, cute, fun, hektic, rad, comfortably dangerous

So it's a small hatchback pre-2010ish.

Comfy, very boring, quite practical, unreliable, plastic, good in snow.

subie wagon

It is in fact a wagon and it has AWD, but not a subie

Looks fast but slow, Japanese shitbox yet not mexican'd yet

"Fixed" rear end. Opel design, rebranded gm.

Dodge Spirit RS with a body kit

Three cars

>Long comfy autism fedora mobile
>Boxy full-size truck made in huge numbers
>Hairdresser and rotary brand, but not gay or fast

4wd SUV British Automatic 90's Tailgate Spare Wheel Stepped Roof

mpg shit, v6 sounds great, profile reminiscient of ferrari 456

>Long comfy autism fedora mobile
Crown Vic
>Boxy full-size truck made in huge numbers
F250
>Hairdresser and rotary brand, but not gay or fast
Mazda 3

Land Rover Discovery

gg i made it easy

crx

>Crown Vic
yes
>F250
not a ferd
>Mazda 3
wasn't in existence yet

>>not a ferd
Silverado?

>wasn't in existence yet
626

>Silverado
yes a 92
>626
yes

90s, coupe, V6, FWD, light

Passive rear steering

Muh 5.7 muh 4k redline parts for dayyyyys

Not quite, hint: turbocharged was an option from factory

Boomerbait econocrap hatchback with an impressive amount of power

Gonna do baiku now because why not

>200cc Honda dual sport made for one year, only blue

Volvo brick of some designation

Expected a 5 cyl god-wagon, got chinese garbage instead.

Accord

It is a car, it does things, it is boring!

why did I buy Korean mustang, shoulda gotten used corvette

Carbon tub
Turbo (lag)
Hot "trunk"
Lol cupholders

nough

not a honda

ford focus
240sx
volvo s60
hyundai genesis

dorifto taxed hatchback with anemic engine from mexican gardener trucks

Death box over 70 with shitty interior and high resale.

Do Probes/MX6s have passive rear steering then?

MX3

I think the mx6's did too

>ford focus
No.

mr2

Brazilean shitbox, lowest tier car, from 2001, somewhat reliable, hatchback
Bonus points if you guess the engine I drive

Sounds like you're describing my dick.

fiat Palio
1.4l fire

Engine is approved by FAA for use in aircraft.

The largest sheep in Christ's flock

Nope

well was worth a try.

>fwd Asian hatchback with an underpowered engine and no resale value
Hint: it’s not a civic

For American grandpas, by Japanese grandpas.

Fuck that’s 11 words

>volvo s60
V60 because wagon but yeah.

V8 gas chugger. Hauls cargo and hauls ass. comfortable when unloaded

V6 sleeper, 0 to 60 in 5'5sec, 283hp

Nissan 300zx

Fuel efficient rebadged opel Gm plastic shitbox sedan

cruze

Nope

2000's Japanese RWD sedan Inefficient V6 used to be cool

SAAB 900 or impreza wagon ripoff

yes, but which

JDM rear wheel arch rust and knackered trail arm bushes.

*overheats*
also
>meme russian "gangsta" car inline six rear wheel black

e36

honda fit

Good gas mileage, slow as fuck, very popular

If euro, Twingo
If USA/Canada, Metro

>unreliable
Nope

Hint it's a 2003

lol no, it's korean

Slow to get moving, Shit plastic interior,Mostly comes in black, Very popular one from the maker.

SQ5 turbo?

Hyundai Tiburon/Coupe

Microhatch with insight like mpg an a n/a 3 cylinder.

crowded economical has bugs never breaks down or arrives late

mach 1?

There's only one, a good place
that makes her wild

Or, for the less musically inclined:
Big nose, sleek tail, v8 that can fly

yep

kill me

Green, sport utility vehicle, dead brand, has been in an accident, used to be spammed in here a lot.

brand died recently, it is a 4 door v8.

Its actually considered a bus and its not mine.

Some guy I know that owned a v6 Tiburon said it was pretty quick. Was he a liar?

Remarkably unremarkable sedan with close to 40mpg.

it's like a 7s 0-60 so it's ok, but it's quite an underpowered v6 and could be so much more

Toyota or Saturn

Jap but one of the first ones ruined by french

The pinnacle of 90s family run abouts, has V8

I drive a ram 1500 4 door.

>>meme russian "gangsta" car inline six rear wheel black

Well that has to be an E38 728i

Twingo isn't very popular in most parts of Europe. Not all of Europe is France.

v6 fwd couch box

Muh panoramic sunroof smol oldest brand