/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Refusing to accept death edition

Shit, unless you are a HnK fanboy
>VR
>smelling feature
>surrounded by a number of angry chinese medieval men
There's no way this doesnt end smelling a lot of cock

DW9 roll here I go
>1-4
>Game will get new info and trailers at Gamescon and TGS
>5-8
>Game will early 2018 release in Japan
>9-0
>Game will get delayed and come to the west in 2019

None of those are mutually exclusive though. Here, let me try.

>1-5: Game gets cancelled. Koei is bought by Konami and all subsequent Musou games are pachinko machines.
>6-9: Game will come out tomorrow.
>0: Game is already out and my copy is in my mailbox.

-best design for girls- (no dlc)

>shu
yueying: 5
xingcai: 7
bao: 8

>wei
zhenji: 8
wang yi: 8
cai wenji: 7

>wu
ssx: 8
daqiao: 7
xiaoqiao: 6
lianshi: 8

>jin
wang yuanji: both good desu

>other
diaochan: 6
zhurong: 7

>sw1
oichi: 3
no: 3
ina: 1
okuni: 2
kunoichi: 1
ranmaru: 4

>sw2
nene: 2
ginchiyo: 4
gracia: 3

>sw3
kai: 3
aya: 3

Pretty good. It's slower than most musous and the peon count is lower, but smashing heads feels better and you can do some sweet juggling to bosses. 1st one is better, forget about 2.

>6-9: Game will come out tomorrow.
>6
I hope you're ready to take responsibility for your actions on this day.
I expect your head to be delivered to my doorstep by monday.

>diaochan: 6
Never ever. The open shoes alone make 8 superior already and the rest of the outfit blows 6 completely out of the water

Oh I'm sorry, did you want the pachinko machine?

How disgraceful!
Its either the game by tommorow, or your head by monday.

I can't handle it anymore

>always wake up with a fucking migraine ever since I was young
>browsing /eagg/ always makes it go away

Typical Cao Cao speech. How many times has he thrown that shit around?
>I bring more to the table than a hundred thousand troops!
>This fake mandate is worth more than the real one!
Jeez Cao Ahman, let it go

Also
>want to rewatch some of my favorite episodes on the couch per PS4 and youtube
>both the youtube app and youtube per ps4 browser have the same audio delay. Its minimal, but still annoying
I've never really used youtube on PS4 before, but is this normal?

...

I read something about uninstalling the yourube app and then starting youtube per browser and afterwards install the youtube app again.
That was quite a long time ago though. I'm not even sure you can uninstall the youtube app any longer.

>by gathering Lü Bu, Dong Zhuo gathered more than a hundred thousand troops
Caoooooooo

Ahman probably slept through all his math classes

6 has more midriff and is therefore superior.

>implying anything is superior to feet

hm, ROTK is on sale in Leafland for $30CAD, PUK isn't at $46CAD and the bundle is $96CAD.
Amazon as ROTK for $45CAD

Thighs and collarbone are superior to all.

>Canadian dollars
Also, isn't the PS4 region free? Meaning, if the prices are that bad over there, wouldn't it be cheaper to just import games that are in english?

Yes hello, I'd like one dynasty warrior please

One Zhao Zi Long, coming right up

you don't want beef better play possum, DEAD.

Surprise quiz time. You have 10 seconds to point out what's wrong with this pic

Everything?

Nothing. It's perfect.

too much shu wanking

>the small, weak kingdom of Shu
Haha no problem with that, I'm cool. Seriously, its cool.

In that case yes, but the shipping can usually fuck you over. With shipping, it's cheaper to buy it off PSN than Amazon, which I did.

Ina: 3
Gracia: 4
Okuni : 3-4
Nene: 3
Kunoichi: 4

SW2 Okuni doesn't look miko enough. I'd like it more if Okuni gets more focus on her artistic part, but since they wanna focus on the miko part I don't think it looks as good.

BAO

Literally the cutest girl

It's more of a traditional beat em up than a musou, which I'm totally cool with personally. The first one is slow but fun and well made. Apparently the second one sucks, but I never played it.

/eagg/ is all I have left. pls understand

This is not the end.

>Daddy won't go ashore with you today

iktf m80

Hello, yes this is Lu Bu

Why did you post a dog?

Dude please let me crash at your place for a while. I swear to god everybody here is either dying from a couple arrows or from spitting blood every other day now, I'm going to catch something at this rate.

SOON

Claimed

What are some obscure but fun starting points/characters for ROTK13 and NASoI?

how'd lu Bu and Zhou Yu lose when they had cell phones?????

cringe

Hello, do any of you guys play the DW mobile game?
I just started it this morning and wanted some tips and maybe some friendcodes.

What do you think about while you go on walks?

Why do these guys keep coming to their deaths?
Cant they see I've killed over 2000 of their friends already?

No reception

I havent been on a walk in many years. I used to go out at night all the time during winter. Walk through the old historic streets while listening to music.
Then one day the police was at my door showing me a map with sexual attacks and rape attempts on women.
Coincidentally those attacks were all along the route I'd take. They asked me if I consent to give a dna saliva sample, and I said yes.
And I think it was around that time that I stopped going on walks.

Ugh. Just lost a bunch of time because an allied officer couldn't hold his own for a couple minutes. Needing to babysit people is the worst.

>And I think it was around that time that I stopped going on walks.
And coincidentally it was also around that time, the attacks on women stopped I reckon

Man, that fucking trailer is such a cock tease. It showed almost nothing.

Body guard can help you babysit them.

Aren't all DW games pretty much the same story each and every game?

Yeah but people dont watch the trailer for the stories, but rather too see the changes in action.
But well, the trailer was made when the game was halfway done, so I'm not surprised.
I just hope we're getting something more substantial soon

Rorona Frixell a cute! CUTE!

I want to stick my penis into this female repeatedly until I create an autistic offspring that will one day run my country into the ground

>the small, weak kingdom of Shu

Did Liu Bei even have any kids with her? Even fictional children?

I'd lay my eggs in her.

>mfw no one's posted Saber yet

The show turned completely into a soap opera during their story and I was totally on board with that. Lü Bu x Diaochan forever!

Is EDF a Musou?

...

No

I'm so fucking broke, but I just bought it. I'd bite my ass off if that edition goes out of print.
>publisher webite references the videogames
kek

>publisher webite references the videogames
In what way?

It just says that the book inspired movies, shows and videogames.
Nothing special, but when it comes from a publisher like Fischer, who's mostly known for their focus on classical books, then it seems a bit, I dunno, "off".

It feels like you show the book to your grandfather and he goes "oh aren't there videogames about this as well?". But then again, its 2017 and video games are huge, so maybe this shouldn't surprise me.

Pang Tong had a hard life

Because they're loyal. Something you Wei rats won't understand

>friday
>thread still doesnt pick up
Good night sweet emperor

/eagg/ is dead forever user, time to just accept it.

Don't forget to watch out for any cutscene triggers
You could get "surrounded"

I refuse to accept it. But I still have to live with it it seems.
Not long now, and we'll wake up to a Veeky Forums without /eagg/ once again. Thanks to all anons who safeguarded the generals to return them from page 10.

We just have except the worst now. /eagg/ will live again certainly when DW9 comes out.

Is it just me or Koei really went full retard with the ultimate weapon design in DW6-8? Like in DW3-5, it's still cool and kinda realistic or believable to say at least, in DW6-8 though...What the fuck?

5 seems to have been the last good DW in general.

6 didn't have ultimates.

I'd say the vanilla DW7 and DW8 ultimates were fine, just ornate.

It's the higher ones they put in for the XLs that look super stupid like they're all made out of ice crystals, or green crystals, or demon parts and yeah they're dumb looking.

SPIRIT OF SANADA
Likes:
Sasuke
Hidetada
Age progression tweaks, Yukimura Prime was a glory to play with the additional movesets.
Ieyasu calling Tadakatsu's bluff like a boss.
Ueda Castle Battle/Sanadamaru
Osaka Ronin - Goto, Chosokabe, Mori, Kimura, Akashi hopefully a prelude to future characters for later battles.
Character interactions and tributes. Npc fukushima son speaking like masanori in the second to last battle was hilarious or the Red Armor upmanship between Yukimura and the Ii's
Dislike:
Masayuki's prowess in the grand scheme. Good, never great
Lack of Eastern Army battles.
Chacha - Part is grealy exaggerated, Hideyori would of been fine like the anime.
Kiyomasa and Masanori's turning on the east. Greatly implied but not true.

Do you have to do the story mode to unlock stages? I want more SW gameplay, but have no desire or care for the Sanada storyline.

Hao Ba!

I did some more digging and
turns out the SW2XL code for all characters in Musou mode is incomplete in some way
At least that's what the Japanese are saying since they had the exact same problem with the black screen on the Japanese version

Do you think we'll get a Story of Sanada XL or Empires?

Wenji's 8 design is the best and that is a fact.

>be huge guanyufag
>already played DWs to death
>already played as supporting officer of guan yu or as himself to death in ROTK
>look for other games
>there's an ikkitousen DLC for Senran kagura
>it doesn't work with my shitty controller
>play some square enix mobage for limited guan yu
>can't roll her
Gas me

Last thread's wordcloud

You gotta bump up that word limit

>tfw fine release ass
>waifu trailer mostly real
>big bei show girl

What could it mean?