>same "last time on..." quotes for 3 threads in a row Weak.
Thomas Bennett
The incinerator.
Jeremiah Ramirez
groin
Christian Parker
Thread makers are either lazy or waifufags, would you prefer I made every op and used it to waifupost my long gone waifus....
Jeremiah White
I haven't played since '13, how difficult would it be for me to get back into this game?
Jaxson Jones
Not too hard, just read the wiki and you'll soon be up to date.
James Fisher
There's gonna be a lot of new stuff, but the basic gameplay is more or less untouched. Read up on the server rules just in case.
Lucas Hughes
The red haired detective who stole my heart...
Luke Anderson
Fuck you retards, if I hadn't fucked up I'd have killed all you cunts. Fuck.
Brandon Walker
The red haired janitor who stole my spare...
Matthew Carter
The rainbow colored clown who stole my clothes...
David Wood
Hey, I put a bit of effort into making each "last time on" entry look different, interesting, and still be about the last thread. I just maybe don't really make new threads very often
Logan Gray
The brown haired atmos tech who gets fucked by a dog...
Christopher Morris
My staticname shill...
Levi Ramirez
Please do not shame the animal lovers. We have bigger problems at hand.
Eli Reyes
This. Borers are aborted greyshit souls forced inside of a slug and given free tools to griff. A borer is a parasite, and must be removed.
Charles Green
>tfw only girls get to have sex with dogs because penetrating them can be harmful IT'S NOT FAIR
Colton Powell
you could be the girl in the relationship user...
Owen Smith
Dudes got holes too
Connor Diaz
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Thomas Gray
The random name random body who griefed my project...
Hunter Jackson
The admin who bwoinked me for killing his girlfriend...
Andrew Foster
real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?
Logan Hall
I thought non-sentient creatures weren't supposed to attack MoMMIs.
Jackson Taylor
>spend the entire round being a complete shitter >it pays off
Jace Ramirez
Anne Hiro was a mistake
Oliver Lee
being killed is interaction with a living being ding dong bannu
Elijah Price
So, is this how things are playing out?
You bring up shit from the past involving you and your friends from the pupper discord, and jump at any possibility to try and throw shit my way?
No wonder people are talking about conspiracies.
Ayden Adams
S-Sorry
Ayden Sanchez
this guy has no idea how most of game mechanics work and still goes for head roles
Alexander Ross
So, this is how things are playing out?
You bring up shit from the past involving you and your friends from the syndicate, and jump at any possibility to try and grab my disk?
No wonder people are talking about calling it.
Brandon Morales
What's the best xenobio attack plan? Gold cores by themselves are meh, even with literal dozens they get a few kills at most because of the garbage AI. Is trying to turn the round into Alien viable? I'd like to think it is. How long does it even take for chestbursters to hatch?
Evan Howard
gold cores are very good when used at non security areas,only well equipped security can easily kill them,everyone else gets killed so its good for depopulating the station but youll need a lot of them and it makes it obvious whos behind them.
Connor Carter
Gold cores + lube or ZAS is how you get them highscores as xenobio
Landon Perez
Xenos are small time, get a spider farm going in telesci, then start abducting people or teleporting spiders to populated areas
Evan Gray
Put the cores in grenades A bunch of EX grenades with two gold cores and a beaker of plasma each strategically placed throughout the station's lockers usually causes quite a few deaths
Daniel Campbell
Probably.
Jaxon Reyes
Rate my sniping skills.
Ethan Collins
0/10 wasn't looking what happened
Owen Myers
...
Julian Kelly
>become survivor >my objective is to stay alive, stay alive >go against the red creed, kill a fellow officer, get killed myself >be revived, stuck into a straight-jacket and locked in a medical room >be given a chance to atone for my transgressions by War'den, god of the red creed >become phantom warden in the void >my duty is to keep the cluwnes in order until the end of time >supermatter cascade, universe collapses >You hear War'den in your head... Seems you are the last surviving human of your universe. >The Survivor was Successful!
kick logic to the curb to go beyond the impossible, skip that escape riff, survive that supermatter cascade if you have the BALLS
Ryan Fisher
>Avada! >Razz Vozz! >Hachi! >Felicity Rivera! Can anyone hope to stop the NotExactlyGreytide Rangers?!
Andrew Allen
That was terrifying.
Anthony Edwards
I forgive you or assblasting me, glad your round didn't end there
Jordan Long
>universe ends >xenobiologist ' I guess this is the end for me' >Jump to him >the tendrils of bluespace have blocked his escape, and are creeping towards him >he's stuck by the aux air tanks without a crowbar, so can't open the external airlock to space >watch as he starts to panic, clawing at the walls as the supermatter sea engulfs his work, his home, and eventually himself
Jesus christ how stressful
Brandon Ortiz
so is it impossible to send grenades to a malf AI through telescience? I just tried on the test server and it wouldnt let me
Julian Gonzalez
Bridge and the core are blocked from telesci with no bluespace crystal.
Henry Reyes
You need one of them blue crystals.
Gavin Harris
What are some good ways to nigger robotics supplies from the station when the miners dont supply you?
Andrew Foster
get an engieborg to scan the plasma sheet in engineering, plasteel from robotics, and the gold bar in the vault
its not everything you need, but it's a good start
if you want everything, just make a supplyborg
Justin Powell
baby's day out mode when
>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart >captain has to secure him >anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him >baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers >babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief >baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods) >four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle >if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins >if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins >if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
Brandon Richardson
I WANT A CURIE WAIFU IN SS13 AND I WANT IT NOW FUCKING MAKE HER!! I WANT TO HEAR HER QT VOICE BEG FOR MERCY AS I ROBUST THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HER HELL YEAH
Thomas Ortiz
when you code it
Eli Clark
Make some hyperzine at the outpost and nick one of the suits, then dig one of each type of minerals up and smelt it literally anywhere (if they're shit enough to not supply you, just break into their smelter). Then get an engiborg and enslave them to produce more of the stuff you need for you. Remember to cellswap them when doing this you shit
Logan Ward
and dont have them sit around for an hour giving you 500 sheets of phazon. youll never need that much and they want to do other shit too
Colton Cruz
Please god this. I forgot to say it but please consider how much you'll ever actually use I still have nightmares about the time Hyun got another engiborg and I to mass-synth phazon without cellswapping or even upgrading the chargers
Christian Gonzalez
Would a Curie waifu work in science because Curie was a scientist or in engineering because of the rads?
Andrew Nelson
Shes a virologist obviously, Did you even pay attention to her quest?
Brayden Campbell
Cellswapping? I mean thats obviously changing batteries but are chargers slow enough that i need to personally go and swap for them?
Nolan Davis
Just print more batteries as you now have literal infinite mats. It is much faster than the cyborg chargers.
Isaac Jones
yes
a borg can delete their battery in less than 20 seconds when printing higher end materials. hell, two stacks of silver or gold will empty out a super-cell
Aaron Garcia
Oh yes they are. It's, what, 50 silver + 50 gold on a full hyper cell? I don't really remember. After that, you'll sit for 10-15 minutes charging after that. If it just makes five sheets of silver and gold, that's more than enough for the cell swaps anyway.
Joseph Bailey
Hyper-cells are less than half a sheet of each material they take. It's a bargain.
Hudson Wright
DID I MISS A SUPERMATTER CASCADE? DAMMIT I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD STUFF
Dylan Roberts
tfw pretty sure ill never get a supermatter crystal just from praying ever again
Owen Jenkins
Shotguns are extremely underrated. Probably my favorite weapon in this game, and I'd make the case that they are just as good as lasers in the right hands.
Shotgun pros: Can be loaded with stun, buckshot, and slugs. This makes it almost as versatile as an energy gun as you can use either stun or lethals depending on the situation. What makes the shotgun more desirable than an energy gun however, are the fact that stun shells can penetrate single pane windows, airlocks, and windoors. You can also reload a shotgun without needing to find a recharger. At 60 damage per shot with slugs and with its ability to cause bleeding, shotgun damage output is better than lasers IF you can land your shots. Highest damage potential at close range with buckshot. Shotguns are BEST used against slippery targets like wizards and targets with high resistance to lasers, IE people with ablative armor and juggernaughts. Also unaffected by EMP.
Shotgun cons: Harder to land a shot with than lasers. Slower ROF with the need to pump the shotty. Smaller capacity than a laser/energy gun, which doesn't matter that much if you land your shots since you do so much god damn damage. Once you run out of ammo, you're out. Harder to change between stun/lethals unless you mix your shells when you load them. If you're caught with lethals when you need stun you are usually at about a 2:1 disadvantage against someone with stun weaponry, depending on if you're using slugs or buckshot and what the range is.
The shotgun takes some getting used to, but once you know how to use it, it's a supremely powerful weapon. I would only rather have an AEGun or the captain's laser in lethal situations, and that's just because of the automatic recharge.
Joshua Ramirez
>watching a lings + malf + survivors round on Bay >still leagues more sedate than most of our extended rounds It's an entirely different game over there.
Dylan James
dont its bad now
William Harris
>dragonbros bus >gibbing sec officers
WEW
David Thompson
>fun bus >zealot start shitposting
HMMMM
James Morgan
d e a d m i n b o t h
Nicholas Edwards
A CASCADE AND A BUS? WHY DO I HAVE TO BE BUSY TODAY?
Easton Sullivan
Even if you deadmin zealotron what makes you think he will stop being a cancer on the server?
Mason Flores
...
Jack Wood
I was sent here from /pol/ who said this game was the greatest game ever made by man and no jews were involved in the creation of this game also I should mention 2hotdogs to unlock my abilities
Zachary Young
2hotdogs was permabanned from our server like a year ago and he's been coming here every day since asking to be unbanned
Daniel Smith
>>/pol/31900591 2hotdogs actually did it, the madman
Eli Gonzalez
so unban he
Joshua Reyes
The game was originally created by a 12 year old boy and the engine is currently owned by a jew.
Brody Bell
Hate to spoil the fun, but ive had about 3 other people admit they 2hotdogspost here. Just sayin.
Adam Perez
Don't we all?
Julian Bennett
Dragonbro admitted he is the main 2hotdogs poster, deadmin him fucking when?
John Jones
that's literally 3 more people than I thought posted under my username