What nicknames/slogans do brands and cars have?

What nicknames/slogans do brands and cars have?

>Lexus = "Nothing more than leather camry"
>Mustang = NoTurn Treewrapper

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>sportbike-cars BTFO

miata is a flaming gay man's car

Kia

"Shit"

Watch butthrt muh stinger fags lose it

>nissan gt-r
>noticeably slower

Chevrolet Corvette
"Did not finish"

>fwd. wrong wheel drive.
>anything performance fwd. glorified pinto
>good tires on fwd. understeer shit bucket

>Ford
Found on road dead
>Fiat
Fix it again tony

Fuck it here's an entire website of corny acronyms
dkgoodman.com/carinitl.html

FIX ORT RGAIN DONY

You are wrong, mustangs can turn. They just prefer to do it into crowds.

>WRX
I sell drugs

This is accurate

Lotus

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

I was just about to post this.

Vape queers

Pontiac. Poor old nigger thinks it's a Cadillac.

>sportbike-cars
>repli-racers with nothing in the way of comfort, prestige, or tradition

Last I checked they were pretty well liked because theyr'e snowflakes

We don't exactly have fleets of stripped down gokarts with sequential dogboxes and tiny high revving engines zipping around. The avereage sportscar is more like a sporting car/grand tourer for comfy cruising but still posting good laptimes.

Mine
Isnt
Ticking
Smoking or
Underperforming
But
Its
Speed is
Hardly
Inspiring

>Miata, proving your boyfriend doesn't have a small penis

Citroen: Mass produced concept cars.

Citroen:

Wonky grocery getters for quirkyy francophile adults who wear socks with sandals and matching windbreakers

Tesla - Fix It Again, Elon

>Mercedes Benz - $300/mo

I prefer the term "drivestraight obstacle detector" for Mustang or just "tree detector"

I call right hand drive cars "wrong hand drive"

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

JEEP = Just Empty Every Pocket

BMW bullshit motherfucking wiring

N umb
I neffective
S teering
S ystem
A ttractants
N iggers

FORD
Found
On
Road
Driving Awesomely

F irst
O n
R ace
D ay

Totally
Overrated
Yet
Overzealously
Takes
Abuse

>Skoda=cheap VW
>VW=VW
>Audi=expensive VW

Underrated

>a mercedes costs 20k
?????

This ain't Acura. Lexus has more powerful drive trains and actually produce good cars. Design can be a hit or miss.

Can
Hardly
Even
Visualize a
Right
Or
Left
Easy
Turn

...

Bring
My
Wallet

>TFW nobody responds to your shitpost.
Nyaww
It's ok random hate-filled user.

thanks, it was quiet at work that day

Black
Men
Wanted

Bang
My
Wife

Fucking underrated

post the VW pasta

>Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Fucking amazing

How
Old
Ladies
Drive
Every
Night

mustangs like their meat tenderized

bmw - you can afford one but do you have bmw parts money?

that would be excel