/meg/ - Mass Effect General

I wonder what happened to that user, who claimed that Garrus´Squad on Omega was a Gang like the others.

Did I convince him ? Did he just quit ? Is he doin more research to field some new arguments with citations ?

Everything for a spiky girlfirend

I killed Mass Effect

Ugly motherfucker

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Jaal's feet are for amputation.

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See, I get the appeal of playing as a younger person. Closer to your age, you see them grow as people more, you see them take shape into a mature soldier, or whatever.
But I still prefer older characters. Experienced characters that still grow and change over the course of the game.

Having a character as young as Ryder (22 years old) almost feels a bit like a young-adult book. Shepard being 29/31 makes him feel like a proper adult who's fully come into his own, while still being capable of changing.
Snake even more so, he's 39 in Peace Walker and 49 goddamn years old in MGS5. Running around as a fit as hell middle aged man was awesome.

I knew you guys missed Jaal

Jaal will die along with Andromeda, and nothing of value will be lost.

That's fine with me.

I like it when waifus wear other waifus' clothes.

No, they did.

Dumbass.

showering noises
>snake: Shouldn't you take your mask off?
>kaz: Ah. So that's why it was so dark in here.
>snake: Aaah.
>kaz: Boss? It's you, Snake?
>snake: So it's finished, huh?
>kaz: Hm?
>snake: This room.
>kaz: Ah, sauna?
>snake: It's so not like you...
kaz: Hmm?
>snake: Isn't it a bit too... extravagant? To have a sauna in our Mother Base?
Well, you were the one who approved it?
>snake: I changed my mind while I was on a mission. Isn't it a bit too costy?
>kaz: We talked about this before, right? It should be pretty economical if we use recycled water and think about our electricity expenses.
And we have some turian soliders , I think it might boost their morale a bit.
>Wanna use some soap?
>snake: Nope!
>kaz: This sauna is quite popular. You wait till it gets hot, then you pour water, which creates steam. It's like one of 'em Finnish saunas! 20 people can get in.
>snake: Aah.
>kaz: Snake?
>snake: Kaz. I heard someone got injured here.
>kaz: Hmm? Oh, that was barely a bruise...
>snake: And he was recovering from it for a month? Who was it?
>kaz: Armadillo.
snake:You were here when it happened?
>kaz: Aaaah. Yeah. He suddenly slipped. Probably on soap.
>snake: Slipped. That guy, huh. The one who has a posture of a tank, huh. Slipped.
>kaz: Yeah. He was so heavy that when he fell, the geth could of picked it up.
>snake: Huuuh.
>kaz: Maybe he just felt dizzy. He was in a sauna, after all.
>snake: Sauna, huh.
>kaz: Boss.
>snake: Kaz.
>kaz: Boss?
>snake: Is there anything you want to tell me?
>kaz: Ah, yeah. Snake... you going inside?
>snake: Will you show me around?
>kaz: Just look at this steam.
>snake:There... there's an injury on the inside of your thigh.
>kaz: W-what are you looking at.
>snake:At you, at your whole body. Well... Besides that part you're hiding with that towel.
>Kaz, so...
>kaz: So! What do you think about this sauna, isn't it something?
>snake: Yeah. It's quite refreshing, compared to that dry recycled air.

I hate all of them.

Isn't the Indian guy on the team a raging racist?

I like it when miranda gets her ass destroyed by KROGAN COCK

Shame that never happens

>snake:So... Kaz.
>kaz: Yeah, what?
snake:What's with these leaves?
>kaz: Vihta. Tied up leaves from a earth tree.
>snake:Vihta.
>kaz: i read online that You use it to strike your body. It stimulates the blood circulation. Revigorates you.
>snake: Huuuh. Let me try it.
>kaz: Sure thing.
>snake: Give me it.
>kaz: Here.
SMACK
>snake: Huuh. This is nice.
>kaz: Geez, you use so much strength, Snake.
>snake: So, Kaz. Show me your back.
>kaz: ... Huh? My back?
>snake: Yeah. Stand up and turn around.
>kaz: W-Why? W-What, Snake?
>snake: Take off your towel.
>kaz: S-Snake? Where are you touching me?
>snake: You even have scars on your ass. As if someone clawed at it...
>kaz: I-Isn't this enough?
>snake: No. Show me more. Turn around.
>kaz: Huh?
>snake: Turn around.
>snake: Huuuh.
>kaz: Snake.
>snake: Kaz. Are you popular?
>kaz: ... I suppose so.
Ooooh.
Ah, Snake? Where are you touching me?
>snake: Kaz. That.
>Ah, oh...
SMACK the leavers smacked against boss again
>Hey, do you remember?
>kaz: Eh?
>snake: That time, when just we met. You asked me how many women I had in MSF.
>kaz: Huh?
>snake: Or was it, how many women I had that you could make yours?
>kaz: Ah, aaah.
>snake: It's been six months. So, how many new girls have you had since then?
>kaz: Hmmm... Somewhere around... this?
>snake: THAT MANY!?
>kaz: Ah, uh...
>snake: How come you had so many of them despite leading a life like ours?
>snake: Kaz. I'm not going to control everyone's love affairs. You're free to choose. The responsibility is also in your hands.
>kaz: Just what I'd expect from you, Boss-
>snake: However. I also believe it's important that no one sets a bad example when it comes to their duties and intentions. Do you understand?
>kaz:Hah, I see you're getting a bit red, maybe I should go-
Kaz. You, as a deputy commander, should be more sensible.

I want to see Miranda's asshole gape!

>kaz: What's with that...
>snake: Gazelle asked me for some advice. Right after she got back from a mission. She wanted to talk. Ain't she a pretty girl?
>kaz: Well, yeah.
>snake: Did you do it with her?
>kaz: She said so?
>snake: By the way. Gazelle said she saw you with Swan. So pretty and yet she works with us, what a waste...
>kaz: Well, as long as she is--
>snake: You went here with her.
>kaz: Huh?
>snake: You took a shower with her here, huh. You two. Alone.
>kaz: W-Well...
snake smacks kaz with the bundle of leaves
>Huuurts!
>snake: So how was it. I've heard everything. Soap play, huh.
smack
>kaz: Soap play-
>snake: Tell me!
>kaz: I'm sorry, it was so suddenly-
>snake: So suddenly? Armadillo saw you two. And Swan was his girlfriend.
smack
>And was he surprised! That Armadillo, who was so proud of his tank-like balance...
smack
>... fell down, huh... So hard, the geth could pick it up!
>Vihta!
>Two-timing!
>What happened to chivarly! You're setting bad example, what the hell are you doing?
>kaz: Snake...
>snake: And to think I even have to lecture you on this!
he kicks kaz causing him to crash into some boxes
>kaz: I was just stupid that time!
>snake: Oh really? I know they weren't the only ones you slept with. So, who else was it? Dolphin? Elephant? Do you want me to crush you for all this!?
>kaz: I didn't do anything with them!
kaz lunges back at snake with a punch
>snake: You bastard! This time, I'll mince you!
snake strikes back with his own
>Won't let you do that!
him and kaz crash through the wall and into the rest of the communal showers, continuing to throw punches at each other
>You damn pervert!
>kaz: Wait!
snake tosses kaz across the room and into some equipment of some kind
>Don't you move from where you're...
>kaz: Boss, calm down... When it comes to animals, I-
>snake: Too bad this is a space faring society, huh?

Bioware had the opportunity to make something decent with the MEA setting by allowing the player to choose how they approach the colonization of Heleus. Of course, this idea implies giving colonialist options and showing different outcomes if Ryder isn't friendly to the Angara and doesn't settle near them. I think this would have been a better use of the budget than, say, a space battle with Kett forces which doesn't fit in at all, or filling planets with meaningless sidequests.

They should have let us do actual exploration and decide where to build our new settlements. We should have been able to decide who to recruit for Ryder's squad, which aliens to befriend and what to do about the Remnant technology. That is what I expected to play after seeing the promotional material, not a regular shooter with vengeful conflicts against evil genestealers, with an overpowered personal AI at your side that solves all problems with ease.

He was only a animator or writer. He got fired a while back.

Megafauna when?

>snake:Waaah!
snake slips on some soap allowing kaz to escape
>Wait!
>Snake kiiick!
it connects with kaz's back causing them to both fly out of the showers and into one of the common rooms.
as they lay snake was able to get him into a hold
>kaz: W-W-Waiiit, my neck...
>snake: Do you feel hot? Doesn't it feel good? This wind...
>kaz: You're... so hot... I can feel it on my back...
>snake: Kaz, think about it seriously. It's either women, or us.
>kaz:... Can't I have both?
>snake: You bastard!
kaz begins to beat up snake
>kaz: What's... wrong... with being... popular!
both their fists collide with each others face
>snake: That was a good punch. But that's not enough to beat me.
>kaz: Impressive as always, Boss...
>snake: What have you got there?
>kaz: Heehee.
>snake: warp Recovery System? What are you going to do with it?
>kaz: How about flying away, hm, Boss?
snake grabs and throws kaz into a pile of boxes
>snake: Apologize to everyone. And be more careful next time.
>kaz: Uh...
>snake: You'll be the one to clean up our sauna. For a whole year.
>kaz: Yeah.
>snake:Great.
>Eh.
>Hey, you all. What are you looking at?
>Get back to what you were doing.
end

when the oxygen levels of the planet rise

Just as homoerotic as in the the game. I like it.

He was just a code monkey, and worked on the gameplay of all things. He was released shortly after the game was.

Eiroch, manta, and the yevara.

Japan was a mistake

Andromeda isnt getting Single-Player DLC.
Dead franchise.

You say that every thread

I want to play grab-ass with Ashley.

How do you play?

You take turns chasing the other person, then try to squeeze their butt.
Or just squeeze her butt while she's trying to do her work.

Waifu succ?
>rigidsfm.tumblr.com/image/162298929388

Why does SFM always have magnum dongs?

Well, I mean, would you like to see 6 inchers?
Same thing with regular porn. You could say the same thing about tits and ass.

I find porn with average people hotter than without.
Preferable homemade and with obvious affection between the two.

Oh, yeah, I vastly prefer some good amature porn than the typical "Fuck my pussy!" repeated a dozen times.
While he's inside her ass.

>and with obvious affection between the two

Hoh, baby jingo!

>replacing Vetra with Sid
Absolutely madman

I'm freezing. I need a cute alien chick to cuddle with under a blanket nude.

They made really great leather textures for Andromeda.

I sure do hope you're bringing socks. Thigh-high socks.

I'm still here.

Sorry I stopped, I just decided I didn't want another drag-out Internet debate that goes on for a day considering I had 2 more of those going on non-user forums, and wasn't in the mood for those either.

> prefers average ppl over pornstar
> not into magnum dongs
> wants affection between the two

whew anons, next thing you say is that you´re into consensual handholding

Ezio in Assassin's Creed 2 was only 19 years old early in the game. Early 20s for most of it. It worked well enough, and the time skip at the end brought him to early 40s, where he stayed in Brotherhood. Another time skip later and he's in his early 50s for Revelation. Maybe future games will do something similar with Ryder.

oh...okay.

just say when you´re into the mood again... I can wait. I actually enjoyed that

No.
Feet exposed under the covers, toes playing with hers.

>browsing for fics
>mtf sara and ftm scott
>also a highschool au
How do people write this shit unironically.

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>>mtf sara
>ftm scott

You had me excited, but then crushed that excitement.

How's jack's romance in me3

A slap and a kiss, with some words at the end.

>ftm scott

Consider following:
Femshep bestshep
Liara best waifu
Femshep x Liara best romance

Liara is only good for Javik.

Javik is only interested in jack

I totally agree, femshep is bestshep

> however you misspelled Garrus

Pathfinder humanity deserves.

The asari are so ugly

Sorry sweety, but Garrus and Tali are canon.

Ummm, try again sweetie.

At least Lexi has a big ass and a sexy voice.

Liara is for Feron only

>space gypsies

>hot space gypsy engineer
>not waifu material

>you and tali shared a wonderful night
>you wake up dreading the idea that nether you or tali could be coming back
>you look around to notice that tali is no where to be seen
>you put on your clothes only to find your chit missing

>le ebil thief tali maymay

>hot
wew

what do you think gypsies do

Miranda...

Mate, I live in a country with hundreds of thousands of gypsies. I've talked with many in person, and Tali's personality is nothing like them.

>it´s canon
I knew she didn´t only want the right turning chocolate

> why cant i have a right turning partner ?

If only she looked like that in-game

>tfw no shotgun-slinging engineer gf with a nice accent and a rocket-shooting drone sidekick

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I want to KISS Miranda while holding her latex-covered waist!

>w**st h*lding
Christ, user.

Even worse, she has her hands on my ch**ks.

>Lego

RIP

Beautiful.

I wonder if there's a lewd-mode in the suit, where it tightens up around the tits and crotch, to accentuate the features there.

That would serve no purpose for them

Maybe it's an aftermarket program that modifies the suit's wound compression function to tighten up just a little around certain areas.

He knew what he sighed up for

Even as the months pass and Anromeda's flaws look slightly less severe, Default Sara never stops being fucking revoltingly ugly.

Nothing will beat PB tho. She will always be the ugliest.

Delet this right now