Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
i like cars like that can turn corners
Because I'm under the age of 50 and my dick still works
> 3x more warranty than any other supercar
> any other supercar
> supercar
Wait, before I make the wrong purchase, I thought sports cars were the mid-life crisis get a young girlfriend car and giant trucks were the no dick choice?
This
If you buy a Corvette new it comes with a lifetime supply if Viagra for free
Today, I will remind them
every post itt so far
massive trigger ensued this post lel
It's like 1.5 seconds slower than a 1+million dollar supercar. I'd say that counts.
time is money
>>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
Chevy has never won Lemans.
inb4 class wins
lmao more like slow bitch rules version
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Damn.
>more like slow bitch rules version
Nissan's "volume production" """"""""""record"""""""""" in a nutshell.
I've been in one. It' buzzes and fizzes like it's glued together. The own my dad's friend said he some plastic parts fall off inside the cabin and missing some coverings in the engine. Passenger mirror wiggles. Battery changed after being in the garage for 7 months for the winter it just died.
Everything I've heard about the GT-R it's solid as a rock and reliable like nothing and you can use it in winter.
Nigga the gtr has the same interior as a sentra.
same transmission too kek
>weebs spamming the report button
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKIJG MORONS STILL NOT RECOGNIZE SHITPOST PASTA
IT HAS BEEN MONTHS AND MONTHS OF THIS
HOW???!!!!!
That's from people not reading the manual, you don't do cold launches and many launches at all. Some asshats put their foot on the brake in manual mode, floor it and drop the brakes and wonder why something exploded.
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Like most supercars interiors are borderline irrelevant.. I've seen the inside of a few Ferraris at car shows. There's nothing in most super cars most not even a radio or console screen.
fun fact: that interior is made from the same plastic as the transmission
GTR or not, not many cars can handle full throttle launch stuff. Any car over 305 HP has issues.
>excuses
This is officially a pasta right? Like the exact same wording as all the times before?
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Yeah no fucking shit did the past 100 threads not tip you off? Except it's not funny in any way, just garbage.
nah. it's pretty fun because you guys get butthurt over shit posting and report it
I don't go on Veeky Forums as much as I used to. I've probably seen what may have been this same thread 4 times max
>faster than a GTR
try again