/DBT/ HURR GURR HALLERWEYN OGRE TIME

I'll be honest, I find that bike sexy and I wonder about the technology behind it, bet it's pretty awesome
I want to see it in action

It probably only has a range of like 20km but yeah it looks great. Just need battery technology to catch up.

not that I dislike the sound of my bike
but imagine taking off with sick acceleration...without making any sound, just the tires
[spoiler]while youtube.com/watch?v=OwdlqquJDK4 this is playing[/spoiler]

Looks like it was made to break your back

Yamasukawa.
Wonder what this bike would look like.

>No sound
What is it with numales and this shit
An electric engine whines and quite a kid if you're giving it the beans

is that a butt hugger?

probably a 0815 supersport because let's be honest, all their bikes look similar and if you deny that fact you're a feggit

>Kid
Lot

Similar but not the same.
And really depends on what type of bike we're talking about.

>0% Honda
That's the best part

Well if the honda posterhad actually gone with the flow it woulda been Yamasuhonkawa.
Personally I don't discriminate.
All bikes matter.

faggots do you miss racing livery on modern baikus?

I'll eventually do an alitalia livery on my aprilia so I can become one with the italian flag

Honestly, yes.
I'm a faggot I know.
>tfw no Camel livery

I'm impartial. I would like to see more variety in bike appearances besides rattlecan

>tfw even Triumph isn't making cool colors any more
At least Suzuki has that bright blue monstrosity, but everything else is just some combination of black, grey, white, blue, and red

Don't lurk super often.
Not really familiar with your trip
You actually from serbia serb user.
I work with a serbian immigrant, really nice guy. Got his US citizenship by joining the army.
He always wants to help out, and I can usually bum a few bucks off him if I need to. Are you guys normally this nice.

Ye, true Serbians are like that mate.
We don't have much but we will share it all with you.
One of my friends from Netherland was stoked when i gave him my bed to sleep while i was sleeping on the floor.
And yes i am from Serbia.
Start lurking R baikus, they are the shit.

>let's add an extra front wheel

>why?

>because it looks cool

>yeah but it will make the bike like 80lbs heavier

>so?

>ok

Uhm the 80s and 90s are over grandpa...
It's the current year and everyone is supposed to be the same because we are all equal and we want a classless society, goy

Sweet.
My family came from gypsies and jews, anything past mine and my parents generation are all super stingy.
So seeing people like him is great. Maybe I'll visit your country one day.

Btw, tasty looking FZR. Idk why, but love old aesthetics.

Aren't we all special snowflakes too.
Are you oppressing my fabulousness?

I prefer the brighter yellow on the daytona, and I actually like the bright szuk blue, it pops out nicely from the surrounding uwu

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>paying to have some other person's brand on your chick magnet

That's like paying a guy to cum in your gf tbqh, you are cucks.

What, am I supposed to make my own brand.
Maybe I just like supporting the brands I like.

remove kebab defiant serb your work is not over
youtu.be/fPLIA0_mtK4

Ye i hate jews and gypsies.
Well if you are from Murica how can you ride to Serbia?

damn you are just retarded.
>pic related my baiku
Serbs work is never over.

Not an argument, sweetie.

jimmy neutron lookin motherfucker

>gypsy
>jew

mensch abfall

I have a hard time hating anyone, but stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.
And I said, one day. Kinda have a want to bike all over europe, then maybe make my way east.
Wouldn't be for years to come, but I like the idea.

>not going trick or treating with your qt underage gf in gear
Yall nerds missing out on life

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Meh, is what it is.
I can't change my heritage.
Although, people assume I'm german for some reason. Been told I look pretty Wehrmacht.

living the dream

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Thanks /daily blog thread/

Im happy to be alive

Don't push me squid I hate being lonely on days like Halloween

I don't even have full gear, let alone a gf.
I'm jelly user.
But also sad at my ramshackle of a life, ever falling deeper into a pit of darkness, hoping one day to just hit the bottom and become one with the abyss.

what in the actual fuck is going on here

wanna meetup and fug?

If by fug you mean hold hands then maybe, but only with ATGATTA

Dat Ducati is crying for golden rims.

Like I have the time.
I'm too busy try not to kill myself.
I'm solely a pitcher anyway, and a selfish lover.

Also went to Sleepy Hallow's landmark graveyard with 30 guys and rode backpack on some twisties. We had guys dressed as SWAT, Army, a cow, and that superhero somethingrider with the chains and skull head.

The cow crashed tho lmao. Dumbass got excited and went ahead on the twisties.

Just do a sick wooly and feel the pain fade. If you need extra strength pain relief do a wheelie near kids. For maxim pain relief do a 200kph wheelie into a tree.

Sounds fun, was cowrider ok?

This is the most savage insult i have seen directed at that bridge troll.

I did suggest it to the owner but he said it'd be overkill. He had a carbon helmet, full dainese, and an open clutch cover too. Guy was like 50 y/o and loaded as fuck.

The black and gold was a custom paintjob too. But look at this mother fucking H2 man. Owner was a 300lb spic.

I can't wheelie :(

What kind of army, we talking olive drab, bdu's, ocp's?

Was the burgman rider some canyon carving maniac because I always feel like they are

Thats not a bike. Thats a reversed 3 wheeler

haha that fat spic is an owner??
damn he is so short.

That's like thing, spics are short.
Also being fat is a good thing in their culture.
Legit, where I'm from you see gorgeous latinas with some fat dude all the time.

why are you so rude

What if all these threads are Eternal Faggot false flagging because he is tired of her? I need to stop browsing /pol/.

Im from serbia, we speak what we think.

kek

Never thought of it that way

I must make my own vinyls now

terrible reputation for a terrible country

Yeah he messed up his cow suit and rashed his ankle a bit. My group has something called The Choi Effect named after me meaning if someone has a minor accident early on, they're likely to go down again understandably. He finished the run and left early, but almost rear ended a merging car because he wanted to go ahead and lane split. He skidded with smoking tires. Club president said he doesnt like riding with cow dude because of that shit.

He was lucky though still, the twisties were pretty intense with a shitton of S-bends with no guardrails, cliffs, and jagged boulders two feet apart lining the whole fucking area. This weekend we're going to the Catskills on a road called The Shades of Death where sparking kickstands is norm. Spooky.

If you ever go full gay, make sure your Trip is Remover user.

what if the ogre is doing it because its depressed?

That's actually the 50 y/o president and yes he's a maniac on the twisties. Its that automatic transmission man. No worries about changing gears or stalling. Just straight throttle control, body pos, and braking. I rode backpack on his burg because bike is kill, it's actually really good practice.

>Just straight throttle control, body pos, and braking.
I've heard people say this about electric bikes, way easier to set up for corners.

>that webm
Meine seiten

Wasnt that guy, about 30% fatter. Those guys and everyone else are just ogling the bike porn.

Muh heavyass battery and range tho

squiddy didnt you die like years ago?

Zero's new electric bikes are light as fuck, but range is still an issue.. Enough to go carve the twisties up though; up to 223 miles.

Well you can go fuck yourself.
i see....
damn fatter than that?? Holy fuck are you fucking around with their weight?

Lebe mit Tieren und du wirst ein Tier.

I like that Ogre That is a nice Ogre.

>tfw tried to ride away with the disk lock still on

Did it look something like this?

>
My name is Wesley Whooley and I am the fastest cuck alive

No, for some miracle I kept it upright

Still the 10 people who saw it were laughing at me.

I've totally done that. At least we know the disc lock works.

Can`t be a cuck if I don`t love anyone.

I've done that causing me to drop my bike like 3 times.

Also cow dude went down on the second corner of a blind S. We thought at first he and two others had just gotten lost. Dangerous shit man.

Im going to buy some road flares.

I died a few times. A few times from drugs, twice from cops, and twice from bikes.

We do 120~200 miles per twisty run because NYC. Id worry about getting home.

Na man he was fat and didnt look like he had money. But he had a H2 so.

Is it better to buy a brand new bike in cash or finance it? Obvious answer is cash if you have it. Just curious if there's any benefit to financing besides not having the cash at the time of purchase.

Financing only costs more

well I live like 10 minutes from the toegay, i see electric bikes pretty often here
building credit but that's easy as fuck to do without wasting thousands of dollars.

layers, like an onion

getting tazed isnt dying you mong, i can stop your heart with the defib thing in my car doesnt mean i killed you with it.

Damn i must be getting old, always wondered what the potato girl was doing these days.

that's why you put the reminder thingy on your clutch

guys i just got halfchub....

I like it on my back disc and it doesn't reach