Mfw hooning it past a funeral line

>mfw hooning it past a funeral line

I've done 90mph wheelies past a few. I'm sure they are scared they are about to witness another death.

>walking down my street
>funeral procession travelling at walking pace besides me

I’ve never seen one and I live in a big city. Not very common here in Straya

>caskets
>viewings
>funeral lines
>$20,000 funerals

That's the only time I've ever been in a limo, looking out at the rest of the world still in shock and kinda reeling. You feel pretty separate from normal people at that point.

>Feltbadman.jpg

>he didn't go to prom

>blowing this much money on prom
>not even allowed to drink yet
>thrown out if you act silly in the slightest
I'd post Americans.jpg again if I could.

Yeah the line was long as fuck and when the fag blocking the left lane moved i gunned it to 100mph the guy driving the Hurst nudged his car nose into my lane very aggressively like fuck off hes dead already

>ywn be op

>Hurst

Story time this happened around july this year

> go with friend to get his supra rego
> all goes well
> on the way back decide to pick up my other friend to test out the back seats
> drive to his uni and traffic is fucked
> finally get an open road and fuckin gun it
> realise that THIS is our turn
> slam brakes and slide into right lane
> friend is revving his new car
> look to my left and see a cemetery
> people stare at us and i tell my friend to stop someone os having a funeral
> tell him to drift for the dead
> Drifts for the dead
I can only hope that the guy didnt die in a car accident

>implying i didnt get trashed at the after party
Don't worry I was at a german prom and it was nowhere as wild as an american prom

It's called a hearse, user.

>tfw you daily an old hearse

>hurst hearse
Noice

I wish someone did that for me. It would be a welcome distraction that I know she would have loved.

I went to prom.

Brought my date in a 2001 chevy Blazer.

Had sex in the back of it that night too.

>like fuck off hes dead already

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks bro lol.

Sorry for your loss user. My grandpa just passed a few month ago. Was terrible.

I wasn't aware that people were still being buried these days.

>18 year old brother kills himself
>parents get talked into a $35,000 funeral in their grief stricken haze

I don't expect anyone else to know this feel.

my mum gave me a lift to prom but she dropped me off 10 minutes away so I turned up on foot

Pretty cool mum, m8.