How do I become this man?

Isn't he a manlet?

Wasn't he just a banker? Find out how to become a banker.

Me too.

Be an upper class handsome white guy who went to an Ivy League school and who's dad is well connected in high finance.

He was a banker who stumbled along a once in a lifetime still offer and even then fucking no one wanted to hear what he had to say.

He's virtually luck, OP. You could work at a major firm and analyse the market for inequities or take note of people making strange investments but you might as well purchase a ticket in the lottery.

His story is an anomaly.

I am a thirdworlder and manlet and i am owner of my own business.
Money comes for those who are capable of holding it, not for tall or small people.

This

Even without the specific deal he probably made loads of money as a banker.
Is it just connections to make it there?

Basically just go to any university and major in buisness finance then after graduation go to a bank and submit an application.

>be somewhat smart
>work in upper level banking in shitty German bank (Deutsche)
>get lucky
not hard user

>deutsche bank
>shitty

The CEO of The Blackstone Group is 5'5". Bankers don't give a shit about your height. All they want is to make rich white people with connections their bitch by working them to death. The only people who think height matters in finance anymore are /pol/tards who fantasize over the field by watching movies like Wolf of Wall Street and The Big Short.

Iirc Vennett is supposed to be a trader of some kind

So become a trader in a Bulge Bracket and git gud

>"Deutsche bank isn't shitty"
>doesn't know about lawsuits happening against the bank across the globe for everything from currency manipulation to interest rate manipulation

u w0t m8

Shitty isn't same as crooked.

You will never be handsome enough

he looks like a t*rk

Nah, they look way worse.

Deutsche bank will probably not exist ten years from now

Find a way to short the impending student loan crisis and you will become a millionaire.

I am 99% certain.

he doesnt look that attractive desu
he reminds me of an old italian movie with way too much gel being used.

Shut your mouth before I kick your teeth down your throat.

Student loans aren't a bubble.

>dat level of butthurt from the teeny tiny leprechaun man

And why is that? It's one of the most important banks on the world right now. Plus its stocks are already recovering.