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First for honda a shit

Rude

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fuck Honda
seriously
fuck them. fried the second starter in one week

F U C K
C B X 1000

What's your guys thoughts on royal purples motorcycle oil

If it's not Motul it's shit

Well it was $1 cheaper and then I found out the store down the street from me actually carries it.
So that if I ever need more for some reason, I don't have to go across town.
Royal purple was always good for my cars, just didn't know they made bike oil.
I already bought it, just wondering what /dbt/ thought since I like you guys.

Motul over everything

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AUSFAGS what is a good lams bike just to last the year until i can gofastgofast

80kg 6ft if that makes a difference. wont be a daily commuter just a weekend toy

Real riders ride enduro

That's called playing in the sand, not riding

I unironically want to own the 2018 honda nm4. Have at me.

How much you looking to pay

Do it faggot

Do it, and make some OCs with watermelons to post here.

Asking for a friend. :^)

>t. noskill

>onna street enjoying time on sports bike
>see sport tourer a mile away with high viz gear and modular full face helmet flipped open
>see him and give him a wave
>looks at me then looks away
>o-okay
>see harleyfag in all leathers with a jewca helmet and 4 dollar skull bandana
>give him a wave
>ignires completely to keep up with his sunday bad guy image
why
just be friendly you casual fucks

>harleyfaggot gives me a nod
>ignore him

hahaha suck shit you shiteating faggot, that's what you get for that stupid exhaust you stupid boomer

die boomer die

Harley riders are just too cool to wave
Implying he cared

10/10 here's some chickens

>4 dollar skull bandana
what is it whith boomers and skulls? what am I supposed to think when I see your grim reaper teeshirt and skull rings?

>leather daddy

muh badguy apperance.
harley riders care about how badass they look like as much as offroad touring riders care about their hivisibility

They wanna look like a tough guy.
But they go down pretty fast in a fight.

>just be friendly you casual fucks
T.reddit secret club member
Waving is for fags

harley rider detected
loud pipes and leather chaps will come to you but only if you say "look man im not gay i just like leather"

Look man I'm not gay I just like leather

taking a shit atm

Hey me too!

nice shitpost ;-)

Post you're motorcycle
New tires don't judge

>sv
Absolutely disgusting

>wave at everyone except sportsbike fags who don't wear helmets

Getting butt blasted about not being waved at is for autismos. Remember, they're riding too and they may just be paying attention to the road around them.

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I'm renting a trailer and driving two hours to pick one up this evening. Which should I go for?

I'm thinking the blue one since it has the least miles but it needs new tires.

Black has new tires and a FMF exhaust but no power commander. It also has more miles.

Jesus Christ replace that seat

Play station 2 sponser fairings coming soon.

Nice.

The blue one looks far better

Nice XT
To bad that Shitbike is next to it

>Harley riders are just too cool to wave
I think you mean harley riders are such shit riders they can't take a hand off the bars

Thats a reasonable assumption as well

Blue, that black one looks like shit

>tfw you ride out in 33° pissing rain to pick up a pizza and it is amazing

>two Yamahas and a SUZUKI

Don't forget the three KTMs in the back

>szoon

I never wave to cruisercucks ever

None of that bullshit and you still get pizza.

>penske truck
>white, not yellow
Da fuq kind of messed up alternate reality universe are you posting from?

but you have to live in south africa, a most heinous punishment.

That was near Palm City, Florida

Asking again

What's the easiest sportbike to take apart? I like sportbikes but I miss how easy it was to get to everything on my old half faired ninja

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Oldy specific, go ask a bike mechanic

New NM6 akirabike fucking when, honda?

Also rip nu-africa twin, got stolen this evening

That windscreen fucking kills me.
Goes past the plastics too much.

>Cruiser
>Bike was cheap
>Engine sounds good
Laughinggirls.jpg

"the virgin cruiser"

>knows the law, breaks it anyways, tries to justify it after
>paid a shop to install his $1000 mufflers
>constant stop and go because he takes off from lights as fast as he can and speeds everywhere
>thinks he can wrench because he cleaned a carb once, with his dads help, 20 years ago
>says you don't need gear if you don't crash
>supposedly enjoys motorcycles but only rides on sunny weekends
>speedometer broke a year ago, can't figure out how to fix it, doesn't want to go to the shop because last time he was there he made an ass of himself
>engine sounds like a neverending fart

The Chad Sport-Tourer

>follows the law, understands it's there for a good reason
>did all his own maintenance, helps other people on forums
>never comes to a stop, always riding
>wears full gear and high vis because he'd rather ride than spend time in the hospital
>rides all year until the snow falls, and then continues riding anyways
>speedometer never broke because he rides a honda™
>engine sounds like a small block V8, everyone loves it

Bike got stolen a while ago and I am currently nobike looking for a new one.
Can I still shitpost here?

>Vfr800
>Never broke
>V8
Yeah, you fucking wish
More like "angry vtak wasp" and "valve jobs unironically more expensive than a ducati"

If you were a chad you could do them yourself.

>I have to pull the cams out?
>Someone get me a husband so he can do it for me!

The cams is not the problem
It's having to either drop the motor or entirely strip the bike to even reach them

Get a high test cafe racer.

>Take off tank, airbox, throttle bodies, fairings, seat, oil cooler maybe

I don't see the problem.

F

>sportbike: ride with your ass in the air, but protected by a butt-stopper seat
>cafe racer: ride with your ass in the air

>implying the cafe racer has enough torque/powerful enough to throw you off

Cafe has a butt stopper.
The one posted above is a brat bike. And you still dont have your ass up
Pic related is cafe

>cafe racer: ride with your ass in the air
What? I think you may be sitting incorrectly.

>posts a brat bike
Wew

the virgin driver
the chad cyclist

>line of cars held up by a bicycle
>go around them all
>ride next to the bicycle

>implying they are any different in riding position

>someone took the time to draw this

Oh you sweet summer child

Playing csgo all day waiting for the mail man the deliver my new levers. My life is sad.

Playing titanfall2 all day waiting for the mailman to deliver my air filter and jet.
My life is great

Playing LoL and DotA 2 all day waiting for nothing and no one. My life is empty.

Playing wage slave all day waiting for someone to fire the first shots in Civil War 2: Marxist Boogaloo. My life is nothing

It's a workday, Don't any of you neets have a job?

Ship date for military got switched from November to March.

>in a big traffic que
>spy a bus trying to get out
>stop and let him out
>zip past as soon as he's out
>yfw all those cars stuck behind him
it's the little things that make your commute bearable

>tfw you have less than a thousand rounds for Glorious Rifle of Kalashnikov type 103

I used to know this feel, but then 5.45 started to trickle back into shows

Why the hell can't I keep hold of a motorcycle for more than 15 months? I'm quickly turning into the Henry VIII of motorcyclists.

I get up at 04:00am to leave at 04:45am, I only get back a bit after six. Four days on, two days off. Shifts rotate after every off period, basically day-off-night-off. 05:30am-17:30pm or visa-versa.

My life is pain right now.

Name the next one the corresponding wife.

>neets
>having a job

t. yammienoob