/twg/ - Total War General

Hammer and anvil baby

Unique Empire States and State Troops of the Empire do it.

>they just started to add some Radious tier shit.

Like what?

amazons still not announced

>this fucking cuck

>people actually think amazons will be added

top kek

Pretty sure Unique Empire State troops only changes the looks of the units depending on faction, meaning once the Empire takes Middenheim, you will no longer be able to recuit Middenheim units from there.

I'll look into Stae´te Troops of the Empire, thanks.

How does a saurus dick look like

Resulting carpet

You should ask your mother.

>positing degenerate scaleshit

times have changed faggot

>rat with only 2 tits

>saurus
>having dicks

There are no female Lizards, they just emerge from spawning pools.

Technically they don't have one, as they're asexual biological robots, to be reductive.

In terms of porn, whatever the artist decides it should look like on a given day.

they are an amalgamation of men, dwarves and rats user

And how do you think the pools get pregnant?

That's right, the Saurus jack off into them with their giant dino dicks.

This is canon

>elite unbreakable dismounted knight emperor's guard (halberds)
>witch hunter retinue with notPrey of Aneth Rema and retarded stats
>sigmarite disciples with retarded buffs
>dismounted tournament melee knights
>men at arms (maces)
>men at arms (crossbows)

I think I just killed all the chaos warriors,I didn't get a message from the old man or a cutscene saying anything, are they going to come back like beast men do or are they gone for good?

>can only find the version on the left with the full globadier tank on her back

damnit , i need the two other versions

If you didn't get "An age of peace?" popup they're going to come back

Why?

>find shogun 2 to be a fairly challenging game on VH
>find out how OP inciting revolts are
>now always make sure to level up a high level monks in vanilla & rots and a high level metsuke in fots
>any time a clan declares war on me I just send the monks in when they send in their army
>by the time their army reaches me they've lost 3/4 of their provinces to rebellions
I actually destroyed an entire faction with 7 provinces with a single monk.

Playing FotS for the first time now and its even more OP because the skill trees way stronger and for some reason inciting revolts barely gives you any diplomacy penalty.

don't forget
>night goblins with spears

for heretical documentation of course , such heresy must be recorded into the witch hunter office

yea all I got was "chaos warrior have been wiped out nothing left but their laughing gods" or something along those lines.
Guess I'll just get rid of everyone else and build up my armies to take on chaos warriors again.

I wouldn't be surprised if we could just edit that mod to not have those units in it

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2084979#

Is there something that makes FotS suddenly turn difficult, like RD?

I'm playing as Aizu and it seems really easy because 2/3rds of the map is pro shogunate.

So what's the best artillery piece in TWW not counting the steam tank? The hellcannon? The doom diver? The luminark?

Realm divide is different in FotS, it basically becomes all of the shogunate forces vs all of the imperial forces unless you become a republic, in which case the realm divide is similar to vanilla

Haven't played either Rome 2 or Attila but have both with most DLC because my brother owns them on steam.

Which game should I play and what faction?

Attila, The Jews

The perfidious greeks think they're safe behind the walls of Massalia

I haven't had Mexican food in ages. I must go out and acquire burrito

>men at arms (crossbows)
Fucking why? Does he plan to give the High Elves repeater crossbows too? Might as well give the gobbos crossbows too while we're at it.

I'm not at all a lorefag, I just hate seeing the factions homogenized like this. Let some have their unique weapons. If I wanted to have rosters bolstered by every character model equipped with every weapon model, I would download radius.

Hellcannon by a country mile.

We want to see warhammer screenshots, not some history trash that nobody cares about.

>tfw no sci-fi TW

Probably hellcannon

If you put your mouse on a less smooth surface when you fire it, it becomes really easy to control and you can consistently get 30 or more kills with a single shot.

UPVOTE! This but 1000000000xtimes
Btw do you guys know what the 4th race will be? It hasn't be RATified.........lol xDDDD le dank skaven don't exist meme :) look at does DANK and BASED lizards though xDDDD

but wont that just make the game even easier because when that hits the Shogunate forces will just dominate the imperial forces?

Hide and report false flagging fags trying to seed discord among Total War fans.

Fuck off

Lol dude UPVOTE XDD histfags BTFO they don't even have some BASED lizards and ((((((rats)))))

Nobody post this king of comfy campaign posting with warhammer because its fucking trash anyway you faggot

It is not my fault that history is hugely overrated, unbalanced and not fun.
Instead of having an engaging campaign with rats, bulls and lizards you choose to paint map with the same units for every faction, just defferent icons.
I pity you histfag, go back to plebbit.

Of course they won't be. They're far too perfect a match for the rogue armies profile to ever make it in. Instead, we'll get mixed armies of Chaos Warriors and Bretonnian knights led by Treemen. And while it's clear to everyone by now that CA are not artists but capitalists, it should be said that they're a special type of capitalist: strategy video game designers. The market strategy of this type of top hat-wearers is unique even in the specialized field of video game development: they will occupy a niche within the already small market of strategy games, and once the painstakingly produced first game or two has established the model for their new pioneering subgenre, they will continue on the course set by the game with only graphical improvements for entire decades, hiring charlatan junior designer to cater to their fanbase's petty vanities with cosmetic changes while endeavouring to include less and more homogenous content with each new game and expansion. In other words, CA and Paradox are always testing their loyal and niche fanbase, seeking to crush their spirit, probing how low they can go on the content while still reaping their predictable rewards. Nothing good or unique must pass the decisionmaking process, or the demand for the game grow, overwhelming the tired, jaded CEO who came up with that groundbreaking concept decades ago and his simpering underlings who are there in the role of gremlins trying to discretely cripple the game instead of engineers trying to improve it. They will work towards inter-game compatibility and homogeneity across the rulesets, yes, but they will quickly strangle every spark of flavour, creativity, unpredictability, sometimes helped along by the "suggestions" of their playerbase which is made up of RL motorically impaired losers who want predictable victories over exciting mechanics. (cont.)

>cont.
please no

>tfw no steampunk TW

tl; dr

But I don't want to play as Amazons

that was fun game, i liked the aztec race

Good, you won't have to. Amazons are the worst meme.

>See friend launch Warhammer after months
>Quits 40 minutes later

It's like pottery

Goddamnit im not fucking buying Rome 2.

RELEASE ANCIENT EMPIRES YOU SHITS

> telling someone to go to reddit because he called you out for liking the same thing as redditors

That's not how it works newfriend, take your trash bait out of here and fuck off
Fantasy = mediocrity so far, and warhammer 2 is taking the exact same path as 1

>Witch elf asses will be hidden by loincloth
CAAAAAAAAA!!!!

The convos in this general where 'doomstacks' and 'always attack X on turn 2' are the most common types of strategy being discussed, further reinforce the image of the strategy game player as nothing more than an affirmation seeker through the basest means, almost mechanizing the ways they can get the mana and the 'doomstacks' so to feel superior to the pretend-opponent. There is no savour for the art and the environment of the game in the strategy gamer's heart, only the feeling of superiority that must be attained by any means and in any game possible. Warhammer, Shogun, Medieval, it matters not, all are just groupings of 'stacks' (mobs, toonz) and mana to the modern player. Ruthless, soulless, artless efficiency can thus be said to permeate every pore of the strategy market, suffocating the beautiful and the exotic such as the Veeky Forums crowd has come to expect. An unfortunate clash of cultures! And one that the formless grey mass of 'map painters', 'carpet painters' and junior designers will always win with their uncaring, exploitative iron fist eternally pressed to the game's throat, whether it manifests itself as exploitative gameplay or exploitative design. So in conclusion, it seems that the one thread running across all of the strategy video games complex is aggressive mediocrity. RIP in peace, proud Amazons, good night, Araby, sleep tight, Kislev. And a special farewell to the Moot. Bye.

All of my friends refunded the Rome 2 and Attila because of a low quality and zero history accuracy

> me and my totally real friends on reddit have absolute shit taste and like to bait

nice shitpost fantasidiot, have a (you)

funny thing is that attila is probably the most historically accurate tw game since it at least doesn't have incendiary pigs, or roman ninjas, or literal fucking amazons

>zero history accuracy
It's total war. It not supposed to be historically accurate.

weren't pigs on fire a legit tactic against elephants though?

Man, time to play some history and actually playtrough norsemen campaign

>Warhammer is now piratable
>/v/ermin poorfags and piratefags starts to flood this general and destroy it with shitposting
I hate poor people so goddamn much

WHEN

I am really tired to tell you this, but you don't have to pay for a lazy, unpolished and no fun game, it just makes no sense.
Unless the product is really good than you should buy it.

>paying for software you can easily get for free

Literally just awful management of finances tbqh

I hope you didn't pay for atilla or rome 2 then

Why would you play the game if it is no fun to you?

The walls have been broken and the first wave prepares for assault. The Massalian reinforcements are trickling in nearby and a secondary detachment is sent to clean them up.

>tbqh
what does this mean

So I found this mod. Sounds like everything I wanted.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=952715002

Anybody uses it and cares to give feedback? I would greatly appreciate it. Trying to jump off from the SFO addiction.

Never because LA ROCHELLE shall never be breached
>oh no they added former table top units
Fuck off you fake niggers, it's a fantasy game first and foremost hence why different arrow types are different units

I need to taste it first; see how it looks and plays. If I don't get excited during the gameplay, I uninstall it. If there is well-thought gameplay or rich story, then I give it a chance.

Worse but armour piercing and need to be blocked by another unit to the rear to stop routs

I wish I could change arrow types. Even if not at battle level, just like an option on unit card in campaign level, sort of like how in Attila you can upgrad your units, but just a switch.

They emerge from bathing pools so should lack any gentians but do have spiked tails which can be inserted into the anus for armour piercing damage

looks cool
but wait

>FYI Steel Faith compatible version is in the works now that I've discovered a few tricks. Expect it in the next few days. 28 Jun @ 8:46pm

welp looks like we tried boys

>I need to taste it first; see how it looks and plays
That's why there is a refund system.

>get this after the Ghal Maraz quest

wew laddies

2 hours are definitely not enough for such games.

>emperors guard
Which are made up of knights, and dismounted knights served as elite defensive forces, see battle of crecy and agincpurt where they formed that line which could not be broken and funnelled the enemy in with longbows
>witch hunter retinue
From mordheim and existed in previous editions for all witchunter armies
>signature disciples
An armoured flaggelnt variant in mordehiem and others for a paupers crusade army
>tournament knights and at arms
No idea because >brettonia but there's one empire knight chapter which are in armoured archers and another uses shiny shields to disorient the foe
TL;DR Fuck off you falseflagger

Why do only wales get Longbows in Age of Charlemange?

It'd be cool if I could recruit Welsh Longbowmen after I conquer their shit.

The Warherd of Chaos is probably still up. You need to kill them too.

>Nagash still not announced

Standardised everything is gay tho and limits to ability is also gay because you can do it every turn in tabletop, so yay another mod to mod
Then figure out how to mod

>not making levies
Wew ladn
Also mods

WHY
IN
THE
FUCK
ARE
THESE
EVEN
MADE?