/palg/ - Paladins General

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>/palg/ Discord
discord.gg/SNwXWHe

>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB53)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?45738-Open-Beta-53-Patch-Notes-June-28-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&index=1&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
youtube.com/watch?v=V5TSsepFwBM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9&index=1

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
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masterpaladins.com

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I want to commend Fernando's bravery!

Essence.

I want to banish Fernando from the realm.!

What are the best 5 legendaries to craft, assuming you have the founder's pack?

This is Ying.
She is my wife.

It's a new week, and I've set myself a new goal from now on, which is to give it my best to make her happier than last week, every week.
As the cutest girl to ever grace our world, she deserves nothing but the most loving treatment!

hate gays and robots

delete this.

I need to fill my folder of Paladins reaction images. Help please thanks.

You forgot this one.

>As the cutest girl to ever grace our world
Funny

Lol, no.

Lol, ok.

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You cowards dont even trade your lover for a rifle, kill yourselves, my men.

post em

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The face of reeeee

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Get out of my point, fucking normies, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I'm sorry.

>when you max aggression/deft hands as ying

You do you and I do me, anons.
I hope you can both be as happy with Maeve and Tyra just as I am with my beautiful girl.

Adelaide?

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YAMERO

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Dunno if it's a reaction, but it's pretty wild.

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Jesus fucking Christ the legendary card drop chance may be the absolute lowest I have seen in any game; I haven't gotten a single one from a chest so far and I've been playing for about a month. Where's the pity timer?

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>A month
Stack up on duplicates and drill through defaults user you are not there yet.

There isn't one c/:^]

>Where's the pity timer?
In another game

Jojo Chaika when?

Thanks everyone.

never
>tfw still no not!DIO

vvgw

>The memories are pressing onto my skull
>The year of our lord is two-thousand-and-seventeen, or would be
>There seems to be a stark lack of a certain self-congratulatory, high-toned vampire champion that treats blood as wine, is quite the connoisseur of the art and is fairly considered the greatest sommelier in the realm.
And what do we attain instead? An **ahem** evil, should I even be allowed to utter the word, warlord who has quite the penchánte for arson, mayhaps?
Honestly...

I shall, thence, bring my-very-own-self a demijohn of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti (1990) in order to rap myself in, and ponder over this sort of conundrum.

Its all RNG, it took me 2-3 weeks to reach 42k essence (the amount needed to get everything unlocked for a character) but two days to reach 100k

Copyright, but we can dream.

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Ash x Nando is dumb. I honestly don't get it. All the fanart i see just cringes me. Their personalities r polar opposite, heck i think Ash most certainly pukes blood every time she hears Nando speaks. And do i need remind you guys of how the other girls think of Nando from their in-game lines? they think he's a creep.

they're both frontliners and they both wear armor
only thing they got going for them
doesn't really hurt anyone though

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Tyra is the best!

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A true cutie.

Was the "Ying is my wife" poster Tyra all along ?

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Yingposter here.
I am not Tyra.

Horrible. Delete this.

So why are you here?

That would explain a lot.

to fuel my hate

user, I need a link to that tweet.

twitter.com/loki_diego/status/880619524348923904

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That picture isn't even part of the tweet. You can go check right now.

Tweet is real. Image is fake.

I really don't care, but of course as always there will be people who complain about how the game is trying to pander to an audience like seriously, it's a video game. Nothing wrong with giving 1 character out of 35 the identity of being gay, and nothing wrong with just a little bit of pandering.
Also Princess/Liam is lesbian calling it now.

I'm 99% sure they don't actually have anyone in mind as being gay, it's just easier to simply say they do and not provide any backstory for anyone.

WTF, I love Holt now!
Inb4 it's fucking Pip and Lex because of Raynday's homolust.

It's Sha LIn. Zhin calls him princess not as the obvious insult, but because Sha used to actually be a princess,
and Zhin never finished his conquest in those lands, so he doesn't know that it's changed. The new "Princess" champ is who banished Sha from his kingdom.

Robots can't be gay, user.

If they are trying to mirror real world so that means most champions hate gays.

Based Hi-Rez

Everyone is gay in Paladins, user.
After all when Seris yells 'gays into the abyss' it pulls everyone.

It makes enough sense that knowing HiRez they might do this, which I hope they won't. That's an insult to the hype for lore.

wormhole > reprieve

But they don't go into the abyss all the way. Bisexual cast confirmed?

People would just call Sha a Sheik ripoff anyways.

If everyone is gay, is anyone gay?

deepest
lore

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Obligatory youtu.be/dklediB51Ec

'Abyss' is Seris' gay bar.
When she says to Andro that 'Abyss comes to collect' she implies that he has an insane debt because he was buying too much drinks while being there and got cursed, because he didn't want to pay it.

What realms do you think punish homosexuality with dead?

I think Bomb King kingdom does it, that's why he asks for hugs to test who's a gay and then punish them according.

Also I think they might hang blacks as well because Lex hates Bomb King and wants to destroy his kingdom.

Boy that was raised as a Princess? I think that I remember someone like that.
I wouldn't mind

They would go all the way, but someone's fat ass always blocks the entrance.
But yeah, they might be bisexual.

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Evie is so fucking fun holy shit

Why shouldn't I just play Bomb King instead though?

BK just wants some explosive hugs, it's just those dumb meatbags can't keep up.

>play new evie
>still not hiting enough

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Is he, dare i say, hugsexual?

Evie has better mobility, better recovery but less damage overall. She's defo more fun though so I'll take the trade.

Can we please not turn into /palgay/ this early?
At least leave it for the night ffs.
Pixie, if you're here, tell Holt to stop giving these degenerates attention. Nothing good will come from it.