Zippy

>zippy
>pocket rocket

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>rapid
>tuner
>ricer
>grunt
>torquey
>tranny
>stick
>glue-on headlamp eyelashes
>giving your car a name

What's wrong with torquey

>grunt
>tranny
>stick
you must be fun to hang out with

Because the vast majority of people saying it have no fucking clue what that means. Just like "It loves to rev!".

Subie

I am, because I'm self-aware enough to not say retarded shit.

What do you call a call a car with a lot of torque?

>subie
>beamer
>merc
>rolls
>jag

>quirks

"A car with a lot of torque".

>Chebby

>it's making a noise

>there's a knock in the exhaust gasket!

>it won't start, my friend told me it might be the catalytic converter
>no I don't get oil changes when the car tells me to, dad said you only need one every 10k miles

>I only do oil changes when the pan is empty... Huh?? What do you mean I have to drain it??
>My radiator is leaking green, what is this strange liquid?

>what do you mean the engine needs to warm up? it wouldn't have coolant if it was supposed to be hot
>why are my brakes making a noise?
>no user, you only need balancing and an alignment every 5 sets of tires, I can't believe you'd fall for their scam like that

>car low on coolant
>puts water in the coolant reservoir
Bro

>Why are your tires in your Civic bald?
>I didn't mean to, but it behaves like a japanese midnight race car now.

This is fine

Autism

>vtec stickers on everything

>this car has a lot of torque
>this car is torquey
Both of these sentences mean exactly the same thing, except one sounds retarded. Take your pick.

one's a whole sentence that just a single adjective can express. you're autistic.

Oh no, three syllables. My life is over. Why don't you speak in only acronyms if efficiency is so important to you?

>my outback is awd, therefore, I have the right to behave like a good ol' boy and put some AMERICAN wheels on it

>driving a superjew

That's an outback body on a full size truck frame, user.

Ah shite, you are right

sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/d/subaru-rock-crawler/6340468301.html

>The front axle is a Land Cruiser fj62 with 4:88 gears, alloy shafts ,six shooter knuckles 4 X4 Labs steering and a locker.

>Rear axle is a 2002 Tacoma 8.4 inch ring and pinion with 4:88 gears and a spool.

>It uses common Chevrolet leaf springs in the rear with custom slider box shackles and Jeep Springs in the front with the same slider box shackle.

>Vee Dub

>not naming your car

>wow that car is really fast
>how many cylinders does it have
>it must have a v16

if you start making up acronyms people are going to ask you what you mean which will waste more time
very inefficient desu

I'll never stop saying ricer and there is nothing you can do about it

>This car has a lot of torque

This sentence is completely objective.

>This car is torquey.

This sentence shows that the person stating it can feel torque. It is an objective statement, but it is being supported even further by the opinion of the speaker.

Either way, you're fucking autistic if "torquey" really bothers you that much.

>V4

You're the one who decided to angrily defend your favourite word. Were you ever tested, user?

Why aren't v4's more popular?

In emergencies this is ok.

Cylinders

More expensive than i4's

>why are people avoiding my 200k miles bmw????
>im selling it for $3000, that's a good price no????