>stream
twitch
.tv/srgmarathon
gamesdonequick.com
>resources
speedrun.com
reddit.com
>maintaining a healthy diet
soylent.com
papajohns.com
medlineplus.gov
>finding help adapting to your new lifestyle
reddit.com
reddit.com
>relevant speed news
twitter.com
twitter.com
twitter.com
LEGGO
>taking your hobby seriously
imagine that. none of these people are entertainers, nor are they obligated to be.
>take this shit too seriously
they don't take the stream seriously, that's for sure. seems like it's all the autists watching and getting mad doing that.
almost no speedrunners care about the actual stream. the stream is, and always has been, the most boring and vapid part of the event. speedrunners go to these things partake in all of the off stream parts of the event and to party at a hotel with their speedfriends.
stop being so cynical you fags
I don't really feel like I've missed anything
inb4 the thread is overrun by faggots
>NOW
Luigi's Mansion (Any% (No Out of Bounds))
Estimated Length: 1:05:00
>UP NEXT
Metroid Prime (100%)
Estimated Length: 1:45:00
>THEN
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Any% Glitchless)
Estimated Length: 0:36:00
>LATER
Guacamelee! Gold Edition (100%)
Estimated Length: 1:22:00
You haven't missed anything for the last 3 years
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I haven't heard a save/kill the animals yet, are they not doing it for once or have I just missed 'em
but what's on deck
serg lives tonigth
>doesn't know how a circuit breaker works
They're doing it. Unfortunately.
>animeNEETs on /v/ getting BTFO
help i've been banned from gdq. what should i do? all i did was touch someone's chair by accident and they took it as rape.
Video games.
This guy didn't didn't get banned. You should probably only believe 10% of what's being said in these threads as Veeky Forums loves to exaggerate to the eleventh. Remember that time that that one girl slept with another man? Yeah Veeky Forums are now asking if girls go to these events to gangbang, that's how exaggerated that joke went. That's how stupid the people in these thread are.
Zack & Cody
Go to NASA and sniff slayers wheel chair
>party at a hotel with their speedfriends.
yeah we know all about that part
I'm gonna need the sauce on that one
Speedrunning is not a spectator hobby
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It is there they've gotten almost 6k on it already, they are trying to move on to mario races though.
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no clue, found it on Veeky Forums in a filename thread
getting bored of seeing that boat already tbgh
g?
fuck off back to pol , nobody cares
gombledly
So when are you going to fuck up and post your /pol/ general here for the hundredth time
thank gondola
>Calls 57:26
>He's does better by one second
That's kinda cool actually
Can I get a second wobble?
Nude
Tayne
>Discussing the charity this event is raising money for is /pol/
Nu-Veeky Forums is shit desu.
Why are you posting a boat of refugees as if it's some damning thing? Is there something broken with the empathy part of your brain?
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>empathy for people statistically likely to immediately go on welfare and commit violent crime
that's a kek
you are nu-Veeky Forums
haha ok /pol/
"Hi I'm here to run Guacamelee, here's an interview about why Ori is the better speedrun game."
>the stats bro xDDDD
50% of marriages end in divorce
don't get married
>b-but muh statistics
Do you even hear yourself right now?
>liberal literally going LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU to stats
You are a parody at this point.
Did he submit both?
>stats are all that matter!!!!!
>but i'm still going to do things that go against other statistics
/pol/ is literally a broken record lmao
I wonder what DS Dad's choice is
>>but i'm still going to do things that go against other statistics
Such as?
Literally everything /pol/ has ever said, ever.
so that's tonight's gay orgy sorted
uh, wheres kirbymastah?
hello?
dead I hope
hopefully murdered
This Metroid Prime commentary is already really bad.
Too bad, this is my favorite game and I was hoping for a good run.
They're only having 1 this year?
Then it should be pretty easy to list a single example.
Likewise, you seem to be scolding me for generalizing refugees, but here you seem to be generalizing me and /pol/.
so uh, where's miles?
is miles the girl(guy)?
>Miles
She is named Claris now thank you very much.
>miles losing that much weight in half a year
Why can't they ever pick normal names? Christ, I think I'm going to start calling myself Darkbane from now on
>Claris
Why are all trannies weebs?
He says during a run by a guy with the screen name "Justin."
oh no
not miles too
The guy that pretends to be trans to get attention.
probably anorexic now Tbh Tbh, symptom of severe beta male dopamine insensitive depression and assburgers just like being a tranny is
>speedrun
>over 30 minutes
actually... sweetie... im sorry... but you're kind of wrong :/
>Remember that time that that one girl slept with another man?
There was more than one guy. And she was married.
>No more Something Autistic
>anonymous donation
here we go
>$1000 anonymous donation
quite early, must be desperate
Is there any speedrunner more skilled than TheMexicanRunner?
>spends years assiduously beating every NES game ever made with no outside help
>easily reclaims the world record in one of the most difficult games ever made (Battletoads) only a few months after finishing
Funnily enough--statistically speaking reddit is the best social website for large communities. Should we all move to reddit, then?
Also, it should be easy for you to back up your /pol/ claims. Where are your stats?
>$1000 "anonymous" donations already starting
>muh empathy
I'm gonna invade your house with 10 other people, rape your mom, kill your dad, steal your stuff and tell you to not only accept us as new residents in the house but also expect you to buy and make food for us or you lack empathy for making us starve.
>muh refugees
They're not refugees. 90% are scum that can't bear to live in the mess that they turned their country into, so they venture to new lands to plunder like locusts.
dugongue
who's the girl on the couch?
just like when you dehumanize an entire group of people right? cause race is real amirite? gas the jews amirite. Just shows how far a lack of education and complete lack of self awareness for what goes around in the world.
which one?
statistically speaking you're gay
wanna suck my dick?
Not him, but race is real. And you talk about whoever you're responding to having a lack of education. smdh
t. late 20s liberal arts cuck who wears ray ban eyeglasses has a patchy beard and drinks craft beer
>Funnily enough--statistically speaking reddit is the best social website for large communities
And how would that be?
I'm not even from /pol/ retard. I'm just interested in national security.
Reminder: 9-0 upheld the ban. Even Ginsberg thinks you're a faggot.
ethnicity is real, religion is real, different societies and social upbringing is real. Being stupid on the internet is real and you're the proof
>whoever you're responding to having a lack of education
whomstever, idiot
just replace spelling with grammar
whomst'd've'll
And race is the classification of people based on those things. How can a form of classification not be real?
Race is an abstract concept, but that doesn't mean it isn't real.
>just like when you dehumanize an entire group of people right?
Nobody denied that fake refugees being shipped in from Africa by the millions are humans. Neither did anyone deny that the millions of Wehrmacht soldiers seeking new habitats in Eastern Europeans were humans.
>cause race is real amirite?
Yeah, it is.
>gas the jews amirite.
No, anti-semitism is based on the same as anti-white attitudes. People are jealous of those more successful than them.
>a lack of education and complete lack of self awareness
Are you talking to yourself?
t. average trump tard that parrots what he hears on /pol/ cause he never left his basement and has no clue on what goes around him. Literal cancer of the internet right now you know that? You guys are no worse than brigading SJWs that shill their thoughts on tumblr hoping for people to gravitate to your side and drink the koolaid from under everyone's noses. Well look here kiddo, world doesnt work like that. I am sure your parents will tell you when you either decide to leave your room or hang yourself.
>Reminder: 9-0 upheld the ban
except not really also it's been gutted LMAO
is this copypasta?
if i had 100 dollars to throw away i would probably donate with a comment false flagging as a pro refugee leftist
"loving the runs so far! also love the work that MSF does. it warms my heart so much to see countless refugees in need find their way to a welcoming home in europe's most vibrant cities"
whens medievil
lmao cuck
LOL. . . funny post. . . but. . . press enter, my guy. . .
im an employed engineer with an asian gf
watashi wa bad boy
also, is ur favouyrite craft beer flavour sperm?
sure thing champ