/elyg/ - Elysium General

>Server Homepage
elysium-project.org/

>Guild:
ELYSIUM PvP

Alliance guild:

Horde guild:

/who "guild name", whisper anyone!

>Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org

>Addons
forum.elysium-project.org/forum/268-ui-addons-macros/

>Leveling Guide
docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit

>WoD models (Drop the MPQ in your data folder)
mediafire.com/file/igrn28dw2r9qghr/patch-5.mpq

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crestfall when

It'll release and be shit

Daily reminder, to roll on fresh horde guild for a fresh leveling and future raiding experience.
With D.O.N the hype never ends cause all of us are going through the same shit as you and we will feel extremelly happy for anybody that hits any levels cause we need you, we need everybody and everything, we want to raid. What we don't want, is for this guild to fail, so help us out, check us out, just joining us you will be the part of this guild's foundation, the core, the pillar that will make this guild a stable and comfy home.

is elysium really going to die bros
i can't fucking level another character to 70 on gumgums this time
i just fucking can't bros, what do i do

It will be fine calm down.

Here comes mr. [/spoiler]*coughs up blood*[/spoiler]

go on, fucking play on g*mmyshit, i dont care
you're a fucking fickle bitch if you even THINK of quitting ely. you're nothing to me. you're FUCKING NOTHING. insignificant little speck of SHIT. FUCK you. all the good players stay and we'll keep having fun and ely will keep being the best and most populated pserver AND YOU CANT STOP US

Traaa- traaa, tr-tr-tr-tra!
Trannies!!
Stop... help me make them stop! I've received many a medal just for cleansing tranny generals!
Filth! Tra-Tra-Tranny filth! What happened to boys just liking MILFs?
Ja-Ja-Janitors... unpaid slaves wouldn't fix this place if we paid em!
Sick, it makes me sick! 130 pound boys that are missing a dick!
Puddi, Madti, burn the lot! The only way to stop is to turn the false flagging up!
Horde! ...What happened to Horde! Why are all these trannies playing Alliance whores?!
Low poly butts! Low poly tits! All the non-trannies enable this shit!
It's over, we've lost! Castrated boys won 2017! This server was shit and I'm keen to leave!
Hit it!

*throws mic*
*crosses arms*
(Hip hop beat)

I'm MC Gummy and I'm here as your saviour!
Trannies and chinks... I won't tolerate this behaviour!
G-U-M-M-Y, VPN banned so the chiggas gonna cry! (ruh roh!)
Blizzard ain't got shit on me! Nigga I'm a prodigy, JUST my server up and I'll move it to another street!
Yeeeah boiii!

*throws mic*
*hits a massive doob*
(Sick 2005 rock music begins)

It's your boooy Aleeeexensuaaal!
*audience cheers*
I'm here on this track to tell you one thing! Warmane is shit and Gummy is the king! (uh huh!)
The faggots on Veeky Forums ain't got shit on me! How many of you sad nerds had Puddi as your B? (what what?!)
*slicks back hair*
For real though... Elysium is shit! Chinks run rampant and the mods are paid for it! Quit that shit right now... MC Gummy is our saviour, this server is nothing but the monthly flavour!

...

GUMMY

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just usual ganking whispers?

Who is Chinesegirl and why did she take MoH over like a storm?

will killerbee be going /gummy?/

>levels to 70 on gummy
>server gets shut down

No, it's an old screenshot from early launch. I'm just remembering Elysium as I say goodbye to it as I prepare for Gummy.

All my iron bars sold

kek, do you have more wow rage whispers or posts
they're always the best

Thats depressing to read, makes me wonder just how many people on Elysium are chinese/a bot.

WHEN IS GUMMY

I botted 40 characters in the first month. Got caught on one of them and the GM let me off with a warning lmfao.

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eh that dude wasn't 100% wrong in that valk was mostly a shitshow. It's slightly better now.
But most anything he says can be disregarded, he whines about anything and everything and all of this is literally his entire life which he would readily admit.
One of the saddest people on private servers, really, if you don't count the ERP faggots. Which he does as well sometimes.

I think the percentage of actual normal people is pretty small now that I think about it.

Hey guys, is it still worth it to roll on Elysium? Or has it gone to shit? Also, what's gummy?

SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME "YOUR GIRL IS GONNA BLOW ME"
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY GIRL AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
TWITCHBUX STOPPED SINCE I QUIT FOR GUMMY
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT NOW MY AUDIENCE WON'T RETAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH TO OWE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH STREAMING SOME BDO

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T QUIT
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW I FUCKED MY SHIT

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
GOT NO AD-REV
GOT NO GAAAMES

HEY NOW

YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY GIRL
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD

fake and gay

Alex is the cutest healslut! He looks really cute in a dress~

inb4 the moh nudes drama

Pls post them ty

is salty dogs still alive?

what's the best horde race for pve rouge?

orc

I want to fucking fight Alex.

*beats you up*

*it was a hologram*

heh...nice trick kid...now watch this....
*teleports behind u*
*grabs u in headlock*

*unsheathes katana*
Heh.. your gonna have to do better than that kid

>*unsheathes katana*

You forgot your webm. I got you covered senpai.

damn, he's hardcore...
i would never want to mess with him...

>walk into Booty Bay inn to turn in quest
>there's 2 femhumans tribbing in one of the rooms next to quest giver

i hope you ganked them

Can't, same faction :[

i hope your a dwarf

There's nothing wrong with pure love

Do you guys ever get bored of acting like complete faggots 24/7?

shut the fuck up you actual human garbage, actually die, your existence brings nothing good to this world

t. angry dindu who poops in mudhuts

That so sad user

All of us are really chill
:^)

Its a TBC server launching later and shutting down soon after.
If you are rolling a new toon on elysium consider joining Horde.
Alliance is over saturated with players and everyone will hate u cause ur not 60.
Come level with us!

I want...no I NEED to be greened immediately. Pls contact me ingame on manlett

The server was 60% horde at some point, alliance is not oversaturated.

I meant that most of the players from Veeky Forums play alliance.
And they dont care about new players. Its too late to join their special club.
Plus theyre all leaving for gummy soon hopefully.
Now is the best time to roll HORDE

Reminder that Paladins are the best class.

Yeah man for the horde! Can't wait to go gank some lowbies with rotting icicle man and moldy edgelord stabfriend. Diversity is our strength, the Chinese are our best ally.

I want to mary baebymetaru

I miss the time when WoW forums were gold mine of quality posts instead of classes screaming for buffs and nerfs.

Lok'Tar Ogar
:^)

i wanna be 60 NOW :(

same

I had a good week. Almost 40.
You can do it user!

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Nothing wrong with that. If they invited you, you would probably stay as well, but they felt you're so much of a beta they just ignored you until you ran away scared.

43 right now, its getting tough

post quality leveling music
youtube.com/watch?v=SJw8efaDgl4

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I was hoping it would get better after mount.....

youtube.com/watch?v=doFnCzUxLU8

its worse, just quit while you're ahead and do something else with your free time

youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc

Release is the 21st
It's not a soft release don't listen to the memers saying it is
Your going to want to go horde faction balancing is going to be insufficient, mainly due to gummys blizzlike autism

You're*

Source?

gummybros... what happened to our thread?

Nah its ok. Im in too deep now.
Im ok with habing no life.

A bunch of retards keep posting about TBC in here instead so the thread never gets bumped.

it's not too late bruh

So where's the thread? Let's bump it up a little.

>It'll release
Uh try again kiddo??....

>tfw spend so much time trying to autistically minmax that i forgot how to have fun with the game

Go outside and kill somebody. Manhunting truly lets you feel an unique kind of joy.

Stealthing around and hunting players makes me have to pee.

It's like playing hide and seek when I was a kid. For some reason that always made me have to pee really bad.

Well instant 70's in the gummy beta is a mixed blessing. I learned I absolutely do not want to play shaman or paladin, their playstyles just aren't my thing, so I'm down to picking priest, mage, druid or hunter in roughly that order. On the downside I have absolutely no desire to test more at 70 and there doesn't seem to be any point to testing my lower level character. I really hope launch is soon.

Will he return for Gummy?

He was the best tank Nihilum had but didnt deserve.

doesnt matter indi is going to try to make the vg guild there and wont let him in

fuck do i roll a mage or a warlock for tbc

I'm making a Veeky Forums horde side guild on Gummy. While I wish Handro would lead it. I'd be willing to.

you better get that guild charter signed quickly indi, since Kungen is rolling on gummys.

When is gummy launching?

very soon

Never lol

Alxlight > Snoipah = Indi > Earwen > Automute

Sometime in 2018.

1st Open beta took 3 weeks, and the 2nd open beta is said to be "Signifigantly Shorter" than the 1st one.

How soon?

>autoshitter
>even mentioned

Come now /elyg/.
If he was as bad as everyone says, they wouldn't have cleared BWL with him as main tank.

Why is gummy so much better than this shit?

If gummy is so much better - why are you here and not in /gumg/?
Checkmate, gummyshill!

that's more a testament to the rogues, priests + few other individuals who carried raids.

Imagine now with a lot of good priests, it will be a cakewalk