Veeky Forums approved pickup lines

Give me your best!
>ill check your fluids baby
>You can shift my stick baby

Wanna fuck?

>pickup lines
Nice F150

Kek.

gtr corvette

i guarantee i'll rape and kill you in no specific order if you don't get in my car right now

I cant get laid i just dry hump the car seats

BRAAAAP

I'MMA TELL YOU HOW A ROTARY ENGINE WORKS

greatest pickup line ive ever used in real life was this:
>see cute girl hanging out with two douchbags at bar
>two guys start a conversaiton with another guy so I swoop in
>"hey, did you just get back from home depot?"
>"uh, no"
>I point at her friends
>"oh ok, I was just curious where you picked up these tools at"

she laughed pretty hard, ended up hanging out with her the rest of the night, went on a few dates in the following weeks but she was a liberal and i like guns too much, so it never materialized into anything more.

braided

>and then I woke up

Wanna go see some puppies?

>not carrying your puppies with you at all times

>Would go on comfy drives with pupper and you. No homo.

>I drive a shrek

Has gotten me instantly laid on multiple occasions.

>hs days
>hanging out with grill late at night in hs parking lot after cruising, winter time
>first time her and i hung out like that
>she puts on a musical's soundtrack that she likes
>her side of the car's windows are all fogged out
>smile inwardly and know she wants it... but be a tease and don't give her anything
>put my feet up on the dash awkwardly and say "nice night right"
>she laughs kinda oddly, agrees
>switches topics
>bring her home awhile later, didn't do anything
>a few days later catch up with a friend, tell him about the foggy windows, bragging
>he tells me "dude i think she was nervous"
>ofug... im a creeper
>parked her alone with me in a parking lot, trapped
>suddenly become self conscious as hell
>apologize apologize apologize
>she says no it's ok
>feel extremely creepy anyway
>reject every girl that has shown interest for the next 8 years
nice night right

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

n/o/rmies deserve this fate

not everyone is as socially awkward as you :^)

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