"El Presidente, your meeting with the AnonChan has been scheduled, which car will you be taking today?"

I will be taking this, thanks for asking famalam.

Everything else is shitposting

what hte fuck is that tank?

nah thats gay

el presidente slays poon all day long in the back of this

does anyone know what these cars are?

Mercedes 600, the "Presidente/Dictator car"

youtube.com/watch?v=4LnHdWgLlFI

the lebaron coupe, thank you regie

Mugabe pls.

Probably a soviet car that nobody knows

kiss me bebby

The $3k civic with a few simple mods.

Probably a chink copy of a ZIL limousine.

Miata

Imagine if that car carrying the picture broke down in midst of that funeral parade.

Imagine how many people associated with that vehicle would have been put to death. top kek

LS swapped RX-7.

>headlight dies mid parade
kim jong un: i want the heads of anyone who was within 100 paces of that vehicle in the last 24 hours. immediately.

Fiero with a Jeep bodykit

Happened to Castro.

It's a 75ish Lincoln

perhaps a 70s lincoln continental limo

hard to tell tbqh

...

so THIS is the power of communism

It's a copy

I'll take the Panda 4x4.

GM tier reliably.

I'll take my car.

are all american cars unreliable?

Naah just the US ones

more chinkshit

More chinkshit

>tfw no butler who is a trained rally co-driver

>edgy and cool
>is actually just overstyled garbage

>being driven around by another man
cuck detected

I said co-driver, meaning the butler would be giving you pace notes

Cancel the meeting.

>3 exhaust tips
>4 cylinder engine

what did they mean by this

Give me the keys to the Mazda, Geoffrey.

>reading comprehension

>the Mazda
>one Mazda
Scrub

How do you know? Dictators often buy the real thing and leave domestic copies for the lower ranks

It's done so at high speed highway driving the engine noise isn't annoying. At low speed and while acceleration is aggressive you get that sweet note.

>Implying my butler is ever getting the keys to my FD

Summon the Twingo

Reduces drone, Ferrari does the same thing

>
>>fast as fuck
There are faster cars for the price
>>looks edgy and cool
Looks like a ricers wet dream.
>>Honda reliability
Got that right
>What is there not to like?
4 doors on a "sports" car

It's the fastest in its class

Stop being a butthurt poorfag

25k is hardly an expensive car but good response to valid points

>Civic Type R
>$25k
Good joke

34k retail. give it a year used is going to be real cheap

you're the dictator of a small african shithole, why would you drive a 30k ricer honda?

cmon son at least put some oil money into it

LOL no. Dealer markups can be as high as $25k and limited production means it won't depreciate much

yeah they usually use lincolns as official cars
I feel that the irony is missed on them tho

70's lincolns.
Kimmy boi also has a fleet of mercedes 600s which are presumably not shown in public anymore because while a ford small-block and leaf-spring suspensions can be replicated by a country operating on a medieval level of technology like NK, the level of Kraut space magic incorporated into 1960s mercedes limousines means that repairs and overhauls have likely been impossible since the Soviet Union collapsed and the Kim dynasty stopped being able to smuggle car parts in from East Germany.

>dealer markup can be as high as 25k
haha oh wow

Only correct answer, he already made that choice for you.

Fuck me now I have to go play Tropico

Prepare the Peel P50.

I'm feeling saucy, bring around the Edsel.

Hongqi looks like some good shit.
Only modern car I'd actually buy. Shame it's auto only.

>be president of a shit hole
>get invited out to a gala with hundreds of millionaires and presidents of near by countries joining
>your most trusted butler and former rally co-driver joins you cause why not
>half way there a mud slide happens
>hundreds of Mercedes' and Bentley's will arrive hours late as they take other roads
>you just bust out a map for Jeeves and apply more pedal