League of Legends General - /lolg/

So, thoughts about his story and bio?

SNEK

>flex

based fuckin jannies
comfy bfs~

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An 0/9/0 Yasuo and an inting Jhin ended the winstreak.

I want to lock Lulu in a magic dampening dungeon and keep her as a slave, FOREVER!

New skins when, this years skin releases have been subpar.

How do I remove the godawful yasuo icon?
At least with the victors emblem I can choose not to get it

bandit

red pill me on alistar, is the combo W+Q all there is to know?

fuck off with your terrible ships

i dont get it

Yeah, lets post some better ships

Are Jhin players inherently salt mines? I just played with one over Discord and he ended up raging and breaking his shitty razer mouse because he couldn't stop feed.

>we want the Naruto audience

just fucking stop already

jhin players are useless so i keep having to bring an adc to compensate for it being a 4v5

it's way to short, just typical
>hard childhood
>my sensei found me and teach me ninja stuff
>now ill have dark scythe >:D

like nothing i would not except if this is all what we get about new champions it's kinda lame

REKT
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what

i'd rather have these naruto champs than the bizarre weird shit we had been getting for a couple of years now

what did sasuke mean by this?

>wanna ride dildo while playing support
>play with my butt for a while with some lube, doesnt feel too good, just feels uncomfortably hot when i stick my fingers in there
>sit on GFs buttplug and dildo while i play
>just kinda feels like theres something in my butt
>cant find the prostate for like 2 hours, tough the right spot and everything around where it should be
>just give up and play normally
What a fucking disappointment holy h*ck

the support game looked so fun too.

Camille is not bizarre!

Please tell me youre baiting

riven

isnt this fag a hardstuck silver 3 who can't even get a positive w/l OR kda on his main?

just kys lmao Ez is for alphas

Name one (1) good LCS match.

Should have posted the fucking picture user.

>i'd rather have these uninspired bland characters than the unique, one of a kind, shit we had been getting for a couple of years now

wasted potential

we dont actually know much about his personalty except that hes a cocky shit.

Was he traumatized by what he experienced as a child?
Did he have any friends and was the other ninja really like a brother to him?
Does he see Zed as his rival or still as a master and teacher?
Did Zed teach him the shadow magics or did he also partake in the weird box/ceremony thing
Does he fight to protect Ionia or conquer it?
How does he feel about Vastayan's and their magic or the Ionian goverment?

the story was just a trite mess
>child soldier is natural born killer
>gets refined into a assassin/living weapon
>no actual stated goals just dumb trite about MUH POWER! I MUST HAVE MORE!

But the champs we've been getting over the last 2-3 years have been some of the most based champs we've ever gotten from a character, lore and kit standpoint?

3D is shit

game 5 of MSI finals 2014 there SKT plays against that chinese team where they draft the ANTI faker comp

Good idea

Does anyone care enough for me to finish? I can if you guys want to after dinner.

Also yay, pic related also happened just now.

>yes riot keep giving me more champs like kindred and illaoi to sate my bizarre fetishes
fuck off

>Jhin,Bard,Camille,Ivern and Au Sol are fucking boring designs!
>I want more anime characters like Xayah and Kayne!

could your taste be any more shit?

I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!

>picking Morgana into Leblanc for a safe matchup means its a complete anti faker comp
:thinking:

>bizarre weird shit we had been getting for a couple of years now
>edgy dude
>edgy girl
>edgy bird dude and girl

wow so creative

where the fuck are my monster champions, shamans, parasites, corrupted priests and whatnot

inb4 someome replies with a champion that resembles what I just mentioned for 2%

fuck off, riots design team is slacking and its basically an inhouse contest who can create the most popular champion.
just like 2 years ago when they had the contest who could create the most powerful deity (bard, kindred, asol)

Literally every game in last worlds semis & finals.

yea i don't get the desire for quirky champs, everyone including riot knows they don't sell and that means less incentive for new skins as well

xth 4 Urgot and the Shotgun Knees Crew

youtu.be/igd9ejmkxU4

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

you have it backwards, alpha ez is the hardstuck silver, I dont play ranked after I hit gold and Ive been gold for a LOONG time

>no Gargantuan monster champ that with a plated face that it uses as a shield
>no non void monster champs anymore

this fucking sucks

>where the fuck are my monster champions
we've been getting nothing but monster champs with a few exceptions here and there
>fuck off, riots design team is slacking and its basically an inhouse contest who can create the most popular champion.
yeah curse that evil riot for wanting to create champions people actually want to play instead of shitty monsters that are only played when overpowered

I dont do protection when it comes to Lulu, she has to suffer the consequences.
do you claim her in the waifu claiming threads on b?

>literally all of these 3 games
The retardation

Sshhh don't point out that these champs are almost always less popular or they will sperg out.

They were 10 or 9 not sure. No need to be rude.

popular doesnt mean good. What would league be without iconic characters such as amumu or gnar, regardless of their playrate.

not everything has to be pandering to the 15 year old weeb part of the playerbase

what movie is this

It's half-assed, poorly thought-out shit.

The only interesting aspect of his lore and bio is the fact that he's a Noxian who was accepted and adopted by Zed. This offers a ton of interesting character development potential - how would other Ionians in his order come to view and accept a Noxian as their fellow peer? Did he end up becoming somewhat of a loner or outcast in the order because of it?

Also, the bio and the short story says fucking nothing about Rhaast and his motives or origins. Zero.

There's also some laughably blatant inconsistencies. The lore talks about him being an arrogant little shit who wants to kill/overthrow Zed to take over the Order of Shadows for himself - while his in-game interactions and quotes towards Zed tell the opposite - that he very much sees him as a father figure and has no desires or intentions to kill. Also that both Zed and Kayn seem to respect each other, and that Kayn even has genuine respect for Shen and his order.

All in all it's fucking garbage and more proof that Riot's lore team is still full of college in-turn amateurs that don't bother to communicate with the other game departments in their studio - let alone each other.

No one respects me for winning a lot of games as Tryndamere. They make fun of me for playing a braindead champion and never honor me.

If I win by the exact same strategy on Jax or Fiora, will people respect me?

Are you serious?

>Jax
Maybe.

>Fiora
No.

>we've been getting nothing but monster champs with a few exceptions here and there

????

point it out please

and dont say shit like "Au sol" because thats not a monster thats a dragon. Monster is more of a undefined scary/fearsome creature . Ghost and Gods and all that other shit doesnt count. Cho'gath,rek'Sai and kog maw is an example of a "monster" champ but hes old as shit and

Unlucky

i literally cried from how sensative my prostate was the first time i tried it user. You must be pretty dumb.

They think rightfully so.

If you play those champs maybe they will respect you.

>when your team of monkeys just keeps araming until they lose

>and dont say shit like "Au sol" because thats not a monster thats a dragon.
just because you fap to his furry porn doesn't make him not a monster

A shitty one whos only saving grace is the interesting designs, outfits and completely non nonsensical over the top action scenes

but Jax is exactly as braindead as Tryndamere while Fiora actually has abilities that take practice to use correctly.

Of the past 17 champions released, 2 have been monstrous/bestial, 3 if you count gnar.

"nothing but monstrous champions"

>The only interesting aspect of his lore and bio is the fact that he's a Noxian who was accepted and adopted by Zed. This offers a ton of interesting character development potential - how would other Ionians in his order come to view and accept a Noxian as their fellow peer? Did he end up becoming somewhat of a loner or outcast in the order because of it?
leave it to a white man to outdo those ionian zipperheads at their own job

can someone post that ahri image, you know the one.
I wanna share a secret

Genderbent Xin skin when?

Dragons are just kinda over sized magical lizards

Monsters are something that you look at you cant even begin to comprehend what the fuck it might be

Just going by what I've seen/heard.

Why do you care, anyways? Elo is elo.

Kayle VU when?

yes please

imagine actually believing this

how do i shut down a kayle + master yi combo

when morgana's VU is released

So Kayn is basically:

>bad dude
>super good better then everyone else but hidden potential
>cool scary dude shows him how to unlock to potential
>is actually secretly the best there ever was
>also super cool

The champion design team has really been working overtime on this one, goddamn lads

>get friendly people in pregame
>start talking about a comp
>gonna go 3 supports and hyper carries
>last pick hovers twitch
>locks vayne (into cait)
>start of game "sorry if i suck first time vayne"

The only good genderbent anything is Rengar and thats because Amazons are interesting.

Fuck you Rengarfag, Rengar should have a literal pussy.

just cc him bro

rightclicking to get on the correct side of someone is still more than just rightclicking them

post teemo pls

MORDEKAISER

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>no hextech gunblade
nigger what the fuck are you doing defiling my mordekaiser

I LONG FOR A WORSY OPPONENT

>That twitch damage
damn son

oh sorry i didn't realize it was 2011

Kayle has Mikaels and he has was + alpha strike, wat do?

>tfw getting little devil skin on yordle-only account from hextech