/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

you drop the contents into the main warband folder, where the .exe is. try reading the readme next time bucko

rhodoks are white and based

the only thing here being killed is your boipucci, cumlover

raid village
part of refugees will appear
bonk them in the head
pull them by their hair to your brothel
badda bing badda boom

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

Find some villager grills and then beat them over the head with a club caveman style.

MountbladeWarband/Modules/WSE.whateverthefuckversion

the readme doesn't say much in the way of installation in the version I got from the OP
lots of "if you get this error, do X Y Z" but doesn't answer my autismo level questions
you don't have to bully me with your smug anime grills q_q

take them as prisoners

dumb /v/edditor

As white as the Irish and as based as the Welsh.

The age of Rhodok bullying is over. Now WE will be the bully .

stop being so bulliable then faggot

yet far more white and far more based than the most prominent elected representative of the e*nglish which happens to be a sunni poopskin

this

dumb /v/irgin

the only bull you will see is the swadian one fucking your wife(female) right into the shithole

Is it true that Julius Caesar and Augustus were Turks?

Something something dynasty warriors?

>swadcuck talkin' shit

watch out kiddo
PART
AND
PARCEL

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I like the Welsh. I like their culture and think they have a fascinating history. Please don't bully me.

>rhodok posting

hmm

But she gets fucked into submission a few pages later.

Why did they have to introduce his cousin? She don't even got nice titties like Saxon waifu.

>Julius Caesar
>gens Julia
>(supposedly) decended from Aeneas of troy, which is currently thought to be a city in the westernmost area of Asia minor.
assuming this origin story is true, Aeneas would certainly be hellenic.
Non ethnic greek turks are decended from a different part of the world, (some evidence suggests the scythians being the originators of the Oghuz turkic people.) and didn't migrate to the hellenic half of the anatolia until long after western Rome kicked the bucket.

But disregarding all of that, the iulias tribe was in rome before even the end of the Roman Kings. so almost certainly Julius Ceasar and his nephew Augustus were thoroughly of the Latin ethnicity.

Nah, they were true Turkish heroes. And since Augustus was a turk and the founder of the Roman Empire, then the Ottoman Empire and now Turkey are the true successors of Rome.

Inviting the enemy general to a tea party until the sun gets low enough to blind his troops when?

name?

fuck welsh

But who do I talk to to give these girls to? I have both refugees as prisoners but also peasant women and the woman in the bath house has no interest in the girls...

House of Tudor best house.

Have you enabled the adult content?

I'm having trouble where I can't open a brothel even when I talk to the GM
I also can't get it so characters are nude if they aren't wearing any gear

i'd laugh if it wasn't for the fact that i'm sure some turkroach actually believed this

did you read the readme and set it up properly

Fuck, Just found out there was a third option of
"consensual and non-consensual" it works now thank you

Guys is there some place on internet where i can see all weapons and armors for warband with pictures?
trying to make vanilla troop trees more consistent and need it to see how weapons/armor looks so they match
I remember some mods having option to look at all weapons/armors in game but forget which it was

yes, some of it is working (such as the new scenes and using the rus models) but I can't get the brothels or nudity to work for some fucking reason

the m&b wiki

you can look at all the equipment with the cheat menu in game

run the game with cheatmenu on and look through while windowed

wait fuck me I see what I was doing wrong
had to go into camp menu derp derp derp

Daily reminder that alt+ enter is safer than alt+tab

>m&b wiki
Thanks for help.
Anyway its just me or armor and helmets stats are pretty insensible in vanilla with zero consistency?

>zero consistency
Welcome to mountain blade

>armor and helmets stats are pretty insensible in vanilla with zero consistency?
yes

Huh.
Nobody even fix it? it will be time consuming but there must be some autist who did it already(so I do not need to do it)?

>but there must be some autist who did it already

that is for 1257
nobody did it for vanilla or diplomacy?

man, this will be one massive throwdown, a shame that almost all of the troops are mine, I will have to do a lot of recruiting after this battle

so this custom trouptree and ingividual units stuff is not included in dickplo? is it mergeble?

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW OR BE PREPARED TO BE ANNEXED BY THE IMPERIUM ROMANUM OF TOTAL WAR

total warhammer*

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and the first round is over, not too shabby

not yet, custom troop tree user is """"working"""" on it. expect 1 month or so

For Dickplomacy, what are the status effects if you choose "A fleeting memory" when asked about your father?

probably never because dickplomacy is a fucking mess source-wise

>the only bull you will see is the swadian one fucking your wife(female) right into the shithole
In Spain and spic countries someone who gets cucked is the bull. Enjoy your closet cuckoldry swadian faggot!

>m&b wiki

What about it?

source?

It really is. The guy didn't even put fucking comments to mark where he made changes, which is modding 101.

te voy a poner los cuernos, pendejo
in Spanish-speaking countries, the phrase literally translates to "putting the horns on you"
the person wearing the horns is the one getting cucked
it's one of the big reasons people think Star vs. The Forces of Evil is thinly veiled cuckold porn

i did for the MP mod, i've been fucking around with a SP thing but i probably won't finish it

Thanks for suggestion. Its very helpful.
Redesigning Sarranids into all yellow and orange.
Their low(I&II) tier units are shield and sword one with yellow padded armor and turbans.
III tier are Horse archer(former vet footman) and sword and bowman.
Both can be upgraded into foot bowman horse archer also into melee cavalry and bowman into heavy infantry.

i've already made revised troop trees for native if you want some inspiration

>spanish
It's from latin, you uncultured swine.

What said, its not referring completely to the bull but to the horns
puto

I said Spanish-speaking countries you fuckwit

looks like shit

Very interesting

you said that last time

>rhodoks (the mostly italian inspired faction) are more roman than the germanoboo swads
no.

Are you trying to imply spanish is the only latin language on earth?

stop posting your shitty OC every thread

In slavlad too.
Its "adding somebody horns" and the guy who is NTRed is "horned one"

no I'm saying it's how they say "you're a cuck" in Spanish-speaking countries since neither the Italians, French, or Portuguese use that idiomatic phrase
jesus you're stupid, it's probably because you're a mestizo

>implying italian, french and portoguese are the only latin languages
For the record, you're wrong as well.

Stop being a swadcuck

wow you ARE retarded

Or perhaps you are, since I'm from one of those countries and we do, in fact, use the same idiom.

Huh, so vaegirs and rhodoks both can confirm swadians are cucks. Theres no way swadcucks can refute this

you would say that too if you got a great lance up the ass every night from superior swadian knights

What's the fastest you've seen a faction get eliminated before?

What good's a lance if ya horse is DED

Khergits got wiped between the Vaegirs and the Sarranids by day 100 for me.

So I just downloaded the new 3.0 update of Sayazn and I'm having this weird bug where there are desert-like patterns on the ground and I can't move onto them, which effectively blocks me off from half of my faction's area.

Has anyone had a similar thing happen to them?

vaegirs day 60 on my first serious playthrough. i then assumed that they were the weakest, but in reality they were just really unlucky, with swadia, nords and khergits sieging them non-stop while not having any other wars to worry about.

Download the hotfix. that came out a few hours ago.

vanillafag here.
best fantasy mods in your opinion? ideally with some magic in?

Phantasy Calradia has the best implemented magic that i know of. It's just been deader than disco for years.

Warsword Conquest takes place in the Warhammer Fantasy setting, and gets updates every couple of years. but has no actual magic that i know of.