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Motorcycle Ergonomics simulator:
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ONE JOB
ONE JOB OP AND YOU FUCKED IT

I'M SORRY
I WAS TOO FOCUSED ON UNFUCKING THE PREVIOUS RETARD'S SPELLING

>Innocent Germans look on in horror at disgusting non-conformist transportation

Filtering like a mad cunt.
Lets hope the rozzers dont get ahold of this gem

Shivvy u did a good job.
Well you did a job, anyway

I miss u senpai
Get in the sekrit chat

god damn it shiv lmao
> Italians
> doing anything right ever

anyways imma go get some sick 105 octane fuel see u fagits lol

No excuse, OP.

I miss u too wr
wanna come ski with us on new year's?

Here I'm racing a bus
Guess who won. That's right, the speed demon biker 8-)

>He doesn't know drop is schaaf
Summer's over :^)

Not everyone can handle being around the BEST BEGINNER BIKE

Discord a shit
Email me if you need attention

>Dutch
Even worse

There she is, the one and only.
RIP in piece sweet princess
Also god damn, I haven't seen that fucking Katana in years

What the fuck where is the webm
MOOOOOOOT

I can't into discord either
Get in the watsapp group
Btw maybe we're migrating to telegram

this uezs
I never ski
I only sledge

This one's a classic
Teaching thot xyr place

Eh same thing
I have a fukt leg so sled or snowboard only

pedestrians have the right of way

> sled
right
English is retard language

what do against battery acid

Praise jeebus and Deus vult a mosque

Teaching more thots theyr place
That was my trip down memory lane hope you had fun

>using a messenging app used by the IS
Proprietary servers too.

Not when jaywalking.

Missed you anonkun

>leaning deep into a long curve at high speed
>raised manhole cover appears

she was at the crosswalk. that's what those white lines mean

it clearly said dont walk you dumb nigger

Y A

>tfw not rich enough to afford all the bikes i want

is this bait?

No but thanks for the (you).

>waiting on parts (x2)
>see they are out for deliver
Yus!!!!
>see USPS pull up
>something in mail box
>rush out
>only one package
>both were suppose to be delivered
>wait for mail man to realize his mistake
>check tracking again
>says NO ACCESS to delivery area, could not complete delivery
FUCK YOU POSTMAN!!!! You lazy fuck! I wanted to work on my bike this weekend!

File a complaint

I likely will. Its the second time he has done it.
At least the first time he realized it and turned around after 10 minutes or so.
This time was pure bullshit.

...

>No cat stew tonight

>waiting for package downstairs, listening for door bell
>delivery driver arrives at house at 8am
>doesn't ring the bell or knock
>writes a note and puts it through the letterbox quietly
>"we tried to deliver your package today but nobody was home, please call this number to rearrange the delivery"

They probably do this 50% of the time to ensure more hours on their contract and overtime.

Another one
>waiting for delivery
>dog starts barking
>delivery driver walked past the front window and delivered the item next door
>hear the dog barking and look through window
>see his van there but nobody inside it
>wait a few seconds
>go to front door to see what's going on
>see the guy writing a note saying he left the package with neighbour because nobody was home

Parcel Farce is the worst but I think this last one was DPD (UK here).

>leaving work
>coworker comes over while I sit on my bike warming it up
>gets on the back as a joke
>240lb, 38 year old man on the back of an R3 that already has a 200lb body on it
>R3 rear suspension is kill
>mfw feeling the rear suspension bottom out

nice quads.

I DP'D ur mom lmao

>requested time off the day of MSF
>nearly three weeks ahead of time
>dumb whores schedule me to work anyway

fuckin cunts as soon as i get another job im destroying company property and shitting in your cars

DPD is the devil, I don't think I've ever had an interaction with them that's gone well

>Getting new helmet and gloves
>Here dog bark
>Get out of chair and head to the door
>Catch delivery man setting package containing expensive helmet on my front step
>Just grins at me when I open the door and scuttles back to his van
>Didn't even hand the package that was supposed to be signed for to me when he literally had it in his hands while I was standing 2 foot from him
>No gloves
>Come home next day to find gloves shoved partially through my letter box
>3.99 postage

Where do you work? if its anything with more than zero job security you can probably get it fixed by making a big fuss while pretending to be nice, most managers are spineless

> caring about your job
> not just taking a day off anyways
> women

lel

I'll let them know nicely at first and then ill tell them im not coming in to work on that day two weeks from now and that is their problem.

Theyre all fat old women too
With nowhere to go in life
Except a one has a nice ass, a really nice ass

Hey goys, I'm kinda new to biking (only on my cbt rn) and I wanted to learn a bit of maintenance / how my bike works. I've ordered a Haynes manual off of amazon, any other tips on how I could learn without ruining my bike?

Pic related, my bike

watch 100h worth of diy maintenance videos on youtube.

Any recommended channels?

You slowed down and so she went

>it was autism and it was on MY dbt

I'd recommend watching some with your engine layout (125 FI single?)

>EXAGGERATEDLY SHAKES HEAD LIKE A FUCKING AUTISM

It's a 4 stroke single cylinder I think, so any other bike that shares the same engine?

>SHAEKS HEAD

NOW THAY KNOWE THAY DID A NAUGHTY!!!!!!!

Ja, also make sure the fuel delivery system is similar too, carburetor or fuel injection

Alright, thank you senpai

Can anyone recommend a down to earth bike for casual riding. One that doesnt look like im trying to hard such as Bonnevilles or any generic sportbike...

the cbf brotherhood

Loads of bike models share that basic engine, cbf's are very common, what year is yours? newer ones have fuel injection which needs less maintenance but is generally more expensive to repair or replace if something does go wrong with it, old ones have carbs, require a bit more maintenance but are cheap as fuck to find spares for

YBR is better by virtue of the Yamaha badge looking nicer

WR 125

how about stop being a faggot and just ride the kind of bike you like?

Good taste my friend

spider just bit me on my cheek after crawling off my headphones
what do its getting swollen

also holy fuck i just realised i need to check my helmet for spiders now that we're in spider season

Mine is 2007 I think, so I think it's got injection which is good (?)

Post baikus

>Pigfat 125 reporting in

>how about stop being a faggot and just ride the kind of bike you like?
b-b-but /dbt/ tells me HD sportsters are bad baikus :(

No

Sorry senpai you've got carbs, but that's fine, its a really simple engine

Older mt03 looks better. Also somehow it was 660cc. Your thoughts?

Hint: it's a shit bike

youtube.com/watch?v=og6xLoU14mg

Not just going, they have no right to let you work as you planned it in advance.

Just to be clear it says CG on the paper work and body right? the line was updated in 2008 to conform to silly euro laws regarding emissions and that's when they made the change to the CBF name and fuel injection

Yes of course I will buy what I want, but I am asking for inspiration... You know what models are worth looking at, what models should I go try etc..

douche

you sure it was 2007? the cbf wasnt released till 2009

in the picture its got the old paintjob, so its probably the 2009 model, if it doesnt have a revs dial then its 2009, thats the one Ive got

Love the shock on the side.

if you're in australia write your will, anywhere else go to a primary care center or something

Wait I'm super confused now, lemme go check my bike. You can really tell I'm new huh?

Will be back in a bit boys.

Regular pigfat coming through

ybr is a bit too small, and nakeds are for old men

Apparently it's fuel injected, got a rev dial too so it must be older than '09

Nakeds are for real men who don't need no aerodynamics and the ybr is perfectly sized for responsiveness and ease of handling in dense traffic

>t.5'9'' YBR rider

What name does it have on the side of the bike?

"cbf125", nothing else

why did Honda make a beginner bike without a rev dial?

They made a mainline bike for the third world then sold it in the first as a beginner bike

worst Yamaha user wasn't called "worst Yamaha user" for no reason

pro tip
he had /has this bike

Filter hard filter strong

she's cute and by slowing down it's implied you are letting her cross

t. american

Its a good bike.

holy shit people actually make way for you

That's how it works.
If they don't make way they just get deaf by the exhaust note echoing in that small alley.

Its so very, very ugly, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you have terminal poor taste

...

>not creeping behind them and watching their butts

> German """women"""
> worth looking at
fuck off Anna-Lena

Blue is objectively the best bike color

Yes, yeeees! :D Make way!

The CG125 was made specifically for the third world and despite that it still has a rev counter.

btw im american and just got orders to germany

how's the biking scene there? i ride a 650 right now, are there any crazy hoops i have to jump through or is it a smooth process to resume riding over there?

>Kawasaki
>Not Green
Might as well put anime stickers on it.

dunno how it is for Ausländer.
are you there only a bit or will you live there for longer?