ITT this thread we describe are car in 15 words or less and other anons try and gusse it...

ITT this thread we describe are car in 15 words or less and other anons try and gusse it. Everyone slows done 10mph on the highway when they see me.

2.0 litter gen 4 euro fag wagon, ubiquitous stock grey paint job, German engineered hipster-chariot.

police cruiser / crown vic

>2-Seater, RWD, Sub 3000 lbs, 5 Speed Manual
oh yeah
>Trailer Hitch

bump

G O L F
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close, i have the less fun version...

Gotta be a Jetta then, I guess. At least their aftermarket stuff should be cross-compatible.

Fagmobile meme machine hairdresser car, too slow for highway speeds.

I'm going to go with the Polo

Don't think the Polo every got the 2.slow.

yeah a jetta

Normies think im fast because it's german and awd. Also muh timing chain

Slowest car in the brand, transaxle, front engine, VW bus engine, popup headlights

Are you even trying?

ranger or s10

Black people want to steal my very square car

Escalade?????

>Seventeen feet of Canadian-built American land barge. Magic exploding intake manifold!
15 words is way too much, next time make it 10 or less.

German 4 door beloved by turks
Not quite the cool version.
90's everyman car.
BMW e9x 320xi

Poor-shuh 928?

Close, but no. The 928 has a Porsche made V8 and isn't as slow as the car in mind.

timing belt $25k job

Pretty sure all cuckcab s10 and rangers have a front bench for your wife's boyfriend.

Mercedes Anything...

>Ranger
Correct

Japanese RWD V8 2 Door

Bug eyes.

2 easy m8

2nd gen spubie

924?

Not a bmw

boxy chavmobile rwd

Japanese, boxy body, boxy boxes box, engine, box

boxer rumble, yet not for lesbians or ricers

old bmw 318i

jesus christ Nissan Cube?

Bingo

3 door Japanese shitbox, bur made in England.

4 door bangle

Aldi A4 quattro

L U M I N A


Dead brand, nice v6, good suspension, the coupe is heavier, surprisingly nimble, fwd

pontiac gtp 2006
PS the v6 sucks compared to the newer v6.

Body style been around since the 80s, but the first gen came in the 90s, what am I?

meme wedge

>are car

Ayy lmao close but its a 2008

vtec, 4 cylinder, now everyone wants to be my friend

>chevy lumina
>17 feet long
what

I took a stab with the year, because I know from experience, lol.

Nobody guessed it last thread.

Malaise era, more bark than bite, redheaded stepchild, easy swaps, handles well for its age

Might be the Golf indeed but my first thought was the Fiesta ST200.

SVX?
Scion xB
Neon
G body
EP3 civic

European branch of 'murican company, 4wd torque vectoring machine. 6 words left but not needed

the last of the dinosaurs, seating for 8, corvette engine, all with wood paneling

blazer ss?

Buick Roadmaster 94-96

Insignia OPC?

>SVX?
no

"French" city SUV built on Jap platform

Ding ding

Roadmaster Estate

Renault Koleos?

Nah that's full German iirc

RR layout

yes

Close

Eats headgaskets, not a Subaru, burgerstani, used to come with a 9000 times better engine

Wanted to post a pic but too big, those online image editors are fucking scam on mobile but it worked. I drive a Kadjar. Got a great deal on it and I love those city SUV's since renting a Duster whilst on holiday in Brazil. It's branded as a Renault there not Dacia

>Muh v8
>line eventually became crossovers
>dime a dozen

Exploder?

Japanese bug eyes

>could've had a v8

V6 mustang

yep

close

v6 muritrash something else

not v6

2.3 turbo mustang

yup

2.5L of unreliable straight six front engine rear wheel drive german mediocrity.

Crown vic

4.2 V8 audi

325is

poverty corvette

Close enough

Our* Guess* ITT this* Dumbass. Learn how to type or get the fuck out. You high school kids are starting to piss me off.

c4 of shame

wrong

>”light van” that’s actually a hot hatch, straight-piped from factory, extremely unsafe in crashes.

Also my other car
>convertible, only came as V6 auto, RWD, great handling, unconventional looks, started an auto styling trend

I know a few coworkers that write like this. It's not just a kid thing

I had a 92 325is that fit your description perfectly

Buick Roadmaster (Hearse).
With the back door open.

Luxury futures for bargain bin price.

Lexus ES350

Mazda?

Also, aggressive looking 4 banger econobox that rusts fairly quickly.

no, KIA Optima.

though DESU both would also fit. luxury features and bargain bin pricing, is more a catch all to basically every mid/full sized sedan at the very least currently. I never understood buying a luxury car, for 60-100K, when you can get almost every feture they have for under 40K. if I'm going to drive 100K car it better be my dream car at that point.

for less than 35K you can more or less get every future you would want. I would consider that bargain bin. though other's might disagree.

Correct

I can do mine in two words and you already have it narrowed down to one model:

Snap oversteer.

mr2?

>what am I?
NIGGER

Señor dos