[Daily Bike Thread - /dbt/]

>ronery

>Not parking on the grass so real men can park their real vehicles where they need to

bikefags everybody

Who /thump/ /fuckabavaria/ here?

Religious people believe in incest being the key to humanity.

>Direct experience of god requires religion

Cunt bend over

it requires either religion, a sufficient amount of drugs or a severe head injury.

round 1
fight

why get either?

Ducati

>buying a naked that isn't a tuono

duck

>Inline nakeds

WTF is wrong with you uncultured swines?

How do I make my 125cc into a dragon?

Absolutely nothing.

Is there any downside whatsoever to removing the baffle ring in the exhaust?

I want to put my friends more expensive bike to shame in sound.

Possible tiny drop in power, but mostly just more noise
youtube.com/watch?v=Rrfd2xxmLu4

you don't, its a 125.

One is more expensive and has reliability issues because >Italian

What reliability issues does it have?

The Duc because it's not ugly.

Reliability issues?

I dunno man. The main gripe with Ducs is the maintenance schedule, which theyve managed to push out the major valve service to 15k miles. It used to be like every 6k miles which is insane for a 1000 dollar maintenance.

The 821s only drawback is its fucking exhaust and footpeg layout. It sits right where your heels should go if youre on the balls of your feet, which is just generally uncomfortable.

I love monsters but that little aspect of the 821 is extremely annoying. None of the others have that problem.

I've seen 125s spit fire before

>implying real men don't ride
Grow some balls you pussy.

Green is motorcycle parking

Because I can. (and the payment machine ate my ticket so the guy told me to just go around)

Why the retarded handlebars though

Because that is what they came with? I do want to take adjust the angle a bit, more forward/higher so that I can go lock to lock without hitting my legs.

Cruisers don't need to turn.

It's an 80s Honda cruiser

slam that big cowboy dick into my wee british city boy bum

post boipucci

Why would you buy something that has >20% failure rate when you can get a Yamaha that has

brand image. possibly a more agrresive tune for advanced riders.

And it's not disgustingly ugly

Yeah that ducatti is disgusting

shh

Do you want something that's
>better looking (I actually think the previous generations look much better)
>sounds great
>most importantly: fun to ride

Or
>muh reliability

Pro tip: the ducati reliability meme only applies to the older ducs or snowcats duc

What 600cc should I get if my previous experience is a well looked after YBR125?

I want to feel what real bike riding is like without spending bank

just squat on my groin and start gaping m8 i'll show u wat it means to ride hard

i would get a early gsxr 600/750. they really are super reliable and fast

Might want to work on your reading comprehension.

>subjective things
Or
>objective thing that is literally the MOST important thing to consider in a purchase

Ill take the yamaha

No i read it right ;-)

Have a CB300F, looking to upgrade next season, thinking Yamaha FZ-07 or Kawasaki Z900, anyone have any experience with either? It would be my daily unless there's rain.

What's a good 600cc naked stunt bike?

FZ07 owner here.
Love my bike.
Cant speak for the z900 though

I own a Hyper and while they say the valve service comes at 15k, I had to get it done about 5k miles earlier than that. The Monster and Hyper seem to be made to have longer service intervals than the more racey Ducatis, which is nice.

Scum

6 XR100Rs

Jesus you fucks are boring poorfags

Your bike is as boring as you are

...

i meant to say early 2000, srry

big willie

Back when I had only 3 bikes and room in the garage

>not going into the amigara fault holes for your big burger body

wtf

i spotted those autist sneakers at the end

>park bike outside of shops
>go in for 10 minutes
>spend 10 minutes anxious wondering if some bogan faggot has stolen my bike

Does this feeling ever go away

no front brakes?

Yeah. Until this happens:
>be an hour ago
>surveillance camera alerts my phone about movement
>check camera expecting a cat or squirrel
>two fucks are trying to steal my truck
>im only a few minutes from home
>show up and demand they leave
>they claim to be from a bank on a repo
>no papers or business name on truck
>Tell them to gtfo my property
They were obviously trying to steal my truck and my camera shows everything.
Now i likely won't sleep tonight.

DEATH BEFALL ALL THIEVES

I left my bike outside the cinema completely unlocked and it was there when I came back

The trick is having a really shitty bike that nobody wants to steal

but i dont want to own a suzuki

a bike no one wants to steal is one you dont want to have either tho

Your bike is only as interesting as you

the fuck

>get a really good deal on my bike
>take it for granted and do reckless stunts
>damage biaku
>sad
>slowly start to repair it
>give it a good clean
>replace broken parts
>start doing basic maintenance
>changing small things I don't like about it
>eventually start to really like my bike once I put effort into it
>tfw drive better for it too

the worst is when you forget your key in the ignition

Oh and that feel when you are walking back looking for your bike but for a split second it seems like its not there and freak out thinking that it was stolen. But then you see it there waiting for you and smiling at you
That feeling never goes away

Ahahaha I hate that feeling
>leave store
>someone's parked next to your bike so you can't see
>walk towards your parking spot
>for like 90% of the walk you can't see your bike
>heart starts thumping
>literally almost standing right behind the car and you still can't see your bike
>heart fucking racing
>two more steps and its there anyway

Yeah man.
Every fucking time!

I think it depends on a lot of things. A buddy with a 1199 went in for his 15k service and all of the valves were still in spec. A lot of factors play into valves holding up. The racey bikes dont use belts anymore, which is a huge plus. I did the belts on my monster myself, but it wasnt fun. The timing chains now on Panigales barely ever need servicing due to an automatic tensioning system.

> I did the belts on my monster myself, but it wasnt fun

How bad was it?
Thinking about doing the same on mine

It's here!!
My baby has come back to me!

What's objectively the best colour for a bike and why is it not red?

Your/its country's racing colors
Green for Britain
Red/white/gold for italy
Silver/polished metal for Germany...

...

metallic candy pink and not red cuz thats ducattis thing

Gonna be honest, as much as I love the v4 out of the girls you posted the twin is the qtest

liking masculine woman is a sure sign of homosexuality

>at gas station
>girl on a moped cuts past me and takes my pump
>literally on a 50cc moped
>wearing leggings and high heels
>she pumps her gas and walks into the store to pay
>she didn't take her helmet off
>she literally pays and walks out and doesn't remove her helmet even once

Wtf did I witness

If I did that I'd be shot? Why are women allowed??

I do that all the time
Well, I don't cut other people off for a fucking pump, by I have a black full face and black gear, nobody has ever said anything to me
Yeah, but the one on the left just looks fit, while the others you just know have daddy issues out the wazoo

clearly you need to wear leggings either more often or better.
refer to squiddie if you need tips.

Just wear leggings and heels then

Old man shook his head at me because I did a naughty

I'm sorry, it's just that when I get on a bike and wear a helmet where no one can see my face I feel like I can intimidate others. As long as you know you did a naughty I won't do it again.

I just bought a used ‘16 ktm super duke as my first bike how bad have I fucked up? wasn’t in the market for it but found one with a price to good to pass up

I’ve ridden dirt bikes in my youth but haven’t rode anything with 2 wheels in 12 years

oh geez
how old are you lol
and probably you haven't fucked up too hard if you aren't in your twenties

I’m 30

It’s my early midlife crisis purchase

police

>not hitting your statistical midlife at 25

get on my level