/utg/ - Undertale general

Edition

Previous Timeline: Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>undertale.com/

-The Demo
>undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
>pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

Other urls found in this thread:

my.mixtape.moe/fenclm.zip
youtube.com/watch?v=trZlvpLihHk
youtube.com/watch?v=WHryvQQu9LU
youtube.com/watch?v=-paa3wwGWww
youtube.com/watch?v=06jQ9krG5T8
strawpoll.me/13342209/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

alphys when

>No Edition
YOU ROYALLY FUCKED IT ALL UP

It's "edition" edition in one.

RUINED

FOREVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR

It's Gaster edition, brainlet.

It's clearly a New Wrapper edition, dum-dum!

What's a Gaster?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALL IS LOST!
It doesn't say __________, single celled organism!

why is there no fanart of Swamp Thing and Flowey hanging out anyways?

Someone get on that

Underscores count as things, though. An empty cylinder is still a cylinder.

>Underscores count as things
They don't. _______ don't exist.

Holiday time!

What have I missed, been away

Actual game discussion, PS4/Vita Undertale on the way

Underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore is a real thing.

No it is not, there is no scientific document that says _______ is an actually documented natural/manmade phenomena!

why does papyrus think sans is lazy?
he works multiple jobs and pays their rent
pretty sure he naps a lot because he's exhausted from working so much

Where they just in some random ass cave? Its not the place from the ending since the cliff didn't look like that and no one else is there

>Edition
gurd jorb

>Actual game discussion

Well that's rare. Shit-flinging game discussion or civil game discussion? What about?

As for the PS4/Vita version, I've not been gone that long. Do we know when we can preorder them or whatever?

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I hereby create the scientific document:

Something that is typed is something that exists.

The document has concluded.

Here's an up-to-date writebin .zip for offline reading, if anyone wants it:
my.mixtape.moe/fenclm.zip

No idea, it's something Benteja just churned out quickly for the 4th of July. It was titled 'Freedom', so there's that I guess.

Well, it's liked a slushy of both. About whether or not Asriel actually killed anyone
As to when the games are available for preorder, I have no idea,

Shit flinging.

You could just click on the link to the last thread.

No no no. You need an actual scientific convention to approve it. If anyone could type anything into existence, then if I said "Veeky Forums is now a pink elephant" would become real. Try again.

Not nearly enough 'murrica in it to be considered freedom

>type anything into existence
Is that your admission that typing things makes them real?

Well I have done now, I just wanted to know whether it was yet another shit-fest or thoughtful.

Yeah, I definitely see how that would be. As for the preorder, well at least we haven't missed it yet.

>"Something that is typed is something that exists."
Your words, friendo. By your logic if I said "Veeky Forums is now a pink elephant" it would become an existing thing, ergo changing reality.

Personally, i think it's a variation on the "just missed him" problem. Sans could be as productive as he feels like, and may even overwork himself, but he's only ever caught by Papyrus when he's trying to catch some sleep to avoid completely conking out, or when he's trying to hide something he should report (like Frisk) and the only excuse he can think of is that he was just goofing off when he was really looking at the human that just walked out of the Ruins (and probably check up on Toriel as best as he can). Thus, whenever Papyrus sees him, he's either doing something which isn't work, or trying to sleep off his sleep deprivation, i.e. not working. Because no one is there to correct Papy, Sans gets branded a lazybones in his mind. As for why Sans seems to be awake every time Frisk shows up (barring the Waterfall-Hotlands checkpoint, that could just be him choosing not to be awake so he doesn't have to chase after the actually good guy human.), but rarely when Papyrus shows up? Maybe Paps just has a light enough step that Sans can't hear him coming. Compared to Frisk who probably powerwalks everywhere due to sheer Determination.

better?

Why do i find this disgusting creature attractive?

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>No screeching eagle-goatsphinx lady to make you patriotic pies
why live?

I really hate ghost Chara following Frisk around in anything but genocide. Such a shitty non-canon meme

She's cute!

Asriel
Asgore
Astoriel

*canon
;)

I can accept it if it's a Chara Stand, but otherwise I just don't care so long as they don't pull an attempted narrator and take over the story.

That's your opinion and you're entitled to it friend.

>anything but genocide

Not even soulless pacifist, we're you're due to get throttled?

Sans isn't exactly an open book, Papyrus even mentions that he doesn't tell anyone anything. He avoids certain topics and plays everything off as a joke.

Papyrus is self-absorbed and needy, he's too wrapped up in his own schtick to pick apart his brother's issues and realize something's off. He rarely sees Sans actually working and he takes it at face value, and Sans doesn't correct him.

that does make a lot of sense, thanks

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO ON THIS 4TH OF JULY?

youtube.com/watch?v=trZlvpLihHk
AMERICA

No, she's atrocious. People draw her cute.

Someone speed running my favorite n64 game but I was listening to this earlier

youtube.com/watch?v=WHryvQQu9LU

She's atrociously cute!

That's a really cute Frisk.

I can't imagine how awful she smells.

She's the only character with a functional shower though.

ONLY THE MOST PATRIOTIC TUNES, BROTHERJACK

youtube.com/watch?v=-paa3wwGWww

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Look up Benteja on tumblr; IF you love Charisk like me, then you can't go wrong. If you don't however, then probably take it a miss.

Remember when utg hated Chara? Lets go back to that

Thanks, take this.

youtube.com/watch?v=06jQ9krG5T8

No worries, thanks friend!

what pick-up line would you use on your favorite?

No. Chill Chara posting is nice.

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Slap across the face and then say "Yo wut up? Go hang yourself with my penis."

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No worries, i like thinking up theories like this.

Y'all excited for when tumblr starts blocking people without accounts from viewing blogs with explicit content tomorrow?

I have an account. But the changes they've been making recently are fucking stupid.

verizon are fucking cunts

>kill the goose that lays the golden egg

I have an account

>y'all
Whomst would use such a stupid word?

Me'all is who'all

Whomst'd've is thusly ycleping me by such soliloquy?

I bet they allow the pornbots to roam free while posts about lobsters and stick figures get hit with 'explicit content' notices.

Spooder

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But can the spider make this 4th of July truly sectacular!?

strawpoll.me/13342209/

^Bait poll for chumps. Avoid it.

Happy fourth sorielfag. I can tell you're spending it with all your family and friends.

>idiot
>uncultured snot child
>officially friends
confirmed, only true friends roast each other like that

That's a good gote.

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yeah its good

comfy gote

Step it up senpai

this is dumb, but does anyone eat certain foods to make you feel closer to your favorite?
I had hot dogs with ketchup earlier, which is weird because I usually eat them with mustard.

Hello, anons! I love you!

You too Lad!

I find I eat more pie than I used to.

>On nice days, you should walk around and have a good time.
>That's important.
Do you think this is a hard rule Asgore set for himself to stop from sliding away into despair?

I tied to drink some tea but I still hate it and I don't like most pies.
Sorry Asgore.
probably

i love that gote

That, writing in his diary, taking care of his flowers, going to napstablook's snail garden...
And back when Undyne was still small, training with her too.

that's an adorable asriel

Why are Sans fangirls so insane?

Stick to Asgore or Toriel for the fat fetishes

Get some liposuction.