Dota 2 General - /d2g/

what's your mmr based user? you know, since you're not bad or anything

>wanting to follow advice from a bunch of 'pros' with 0 success
Just watch EE and RTZ streams user, you'll probably get worse if you listen to the like of Chessie and BSJ

I dont know man, I dont really like watching streams. plus it seems I can't ever find a good stream when I want to watch them. Any good streams you recommend besides those ones?

When you can be 20-3 up at 15 minutes and lose 40 minutes later, it's a sign the meta is fucked.

>When you can be 20-3 up at 15 minutes and lose 40 minutes later, it's a sign the meta is fucked
when you're in low priority and you make sweeping generalisations about the game, its a sign your opinion is fucking worthless

yh, w-well you're a faggot!

>death note fags rp-ing before the game starts
>cute
>add me
get me out

Daily Reminder to always prioritize denying over last hits when there's enemy in the lane

This in the first five minutes.
They all disconnected.

Reminder that Devour is a honeypot skill.

Don't spend 4 skill points on shitty 150 gpm that costs over 100 mana per minute

>This can't happen anymore. Why is that?
I literally forced a team of shitpicks to form a push strat earlier this week by going full taxi-mode auraslut underlord after going 0-3-0 in lane and ended the game at 30 mins, right as the enemy arc warden spammer managed to finish his core splitpush items.

Early finishing strats are perfectly viable if you have at least a couple of heroes suitable, itemize correctly and don't fuck up your execution during your power peaks.

>FREE gpm

dad game

wtf havent being in LP in long time, do you always get 4stacks as solo??literally the 4stack left me to solo as am against a duo lane lmao at this rate I will never get out of it.thank god for the smurf

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suck lycan's what wolf c*ck?

Reminder to rush midas and then build octarine for a free 200 gold every 75 seconds.

You can't edit frog2 and call it frog3.
Shame

TI7 can't come soon enough.

fat

I'm thinking about giving dota a break until they give us back Region Lock

Why in the fuck would you ever go +60 GPM over +60 FREE damage on Rubick?

says the person who won't even name his frogs

You would never pick that, its literally less than two creeps a minute.

because you will very seldomly be in a position to auto-attack enemy heroes as a support outside of the laning stage

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Where were you when the thread was stealth kill?
Ty janny for restoring it so quickly.

How much faster can you farm with Battle Fury as opposed to Maelstrom on Faceless Void?

I swear to god I want all TA players to suffer and die in the worst way possible
If your a fucking TA player, I'm going to find you and skin you alive.

battlefury is like 40~50% much faster if you want to afk farming for 15mins
while you can fight early with maelstorm and get hero kills

Viper pickers are niggers

What's the most "win before 20 minutes or don't win at all" team lineup?

what even happened here

stupid ECKS DEE GO ALL RANGED I PICK DROW BTW

no seriously
who the fuck actually thinks TA is balanced

The only reason to go maelstrom over BF is to upgrade to mjolnir later, otherwise battlefury is THE SUPERIOR item.

Void can fight early with just Mask of Madness and Treads, battlefury is great cause whenever Chrono is on cooldown youre just farming anyways.

first Minor starts in 2.5 hours doturds

I assume that drops to something like 20-30% if you aren't constantly farming (as you said, afk farming). Perhaps Maelstrom + Perseverance then can replace Battlefury as a first couple items, since the Perseverance can be built into a Linken's Sphere, also at my shitter tier I can't consistently expect the team to make space for me to buy afk farm anyway. I think I'll try this in my next Void game.

>mark my lane as mid
>random
>get TA
>enemy counters with viper
>win lane anyways cause I have random gold
>game ends at 20 minutes

GOOD TEAMS FUCKING WHEN

>pick oracle
>lose

why does this keep happening?

Some deathball garbage involving beast master and shadow shaman

Wuts that smell?

nice matchmaking

Why can't they look this cute in game , instead it's like watching LARPING day at the local down syndrome home.

>took me an hour to win with le jew riding nigger man

Hes so garbage

terrorblade

but the feathers...

>le jew riding nigger man
kek

Nah. That has always been a possibility if the players are bad enough or decide to fuck around.

don't throw the game then you stupid bitch

hly shit senpai thanks for reminding ur cute btw

Sanae doesn't throw games.
Sanae is a good girl.

>twitter.com/npdota/status/882332336238600192

>ee kicked bone7 alongside teabun and the jew

StanKing should replace EE on the team

opened this just when my boss was walking by and he gave me a promotion

>twitter.com/npdota/status/882332336238600192
Sounds like Bone-chan and Envy had a falling out, although it's true that NP might be the most boring team in existence personality wise. It's basically EE and his 4 cuckbois.

>animeposters and waifufaggots take over the thread
>wonder why its dead during no esports

WHY IS d2g SO SHEEEEEEIT

GET

ME

OUT

It could be worse. It could be lolg

>the people keeping the thread bumped are responsible for /d2g/ being dead

yeah mate not too hard to understand if you think about it for even just a little bit

think about what? The fact the thread would just 404? No one is stopping you from posting your ooga booga blog

>animeposters have to keep bumping because they chased everyone else out of the thread

>Anime
>Sanae
I smell a newfag

imagine being so beta you get bullied out of /d2g/ by animeposters lmao

listen /jp/sie i don't care what your poorly drawn slut came from you're getting lumped in with the rest of them

Anime runs this shit

Now that the dust has settled

Were talents a good addition to the game?

>bullied
lmfao that's some anime logic

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yes it made balancing easier
NEXT

>expain this
this image is fucking disgusting, why the 3k pick sf????????

I mean if you like anime so much you'd enjot league of legends more, it has a lot of cute characters etc.
KILL YOURSELF

>10% wr
>3k

how is this possible?

>dont die
>take ALL the farm
>by 15 mins u sohuld be able to 5 man with SF aquila dragon lance treads
>then just win

>Sounds like Bone-chan and Envy had a falling out
He wanted him to kick MSS and bring him in as a player when they picked up fata and pld

FREE...

GOLD???

I miss this meme

>/d2g/ is dead because ______
it's dead because no one plays this shit anymore not hard to comprehend

>3k
>dont die

No, they're shit in four or five completely different ways, which is quite an achievement.

>ALLIED HEROES
>ALLIED HEROES
>ALLIED HEROES

Don't worry senpai, I already play both games

>tfw sc2gen clings onto their existence in the gulag

your welcome brother

dota really is dead

Good, now suckle on my penis until I cum

>i eat 70 dollar steak with a1

wow you must be very skilled gamer

tfw faceless disband