/ss13g/ - Space Hippy Station 13

Its more than just that user, borgs are now nigh unstopable AND better than you at almost everything.

300 HP, UN—ZASABLE, POLY ACID SMOKE IMUNE, NO SLOWDOWN BORGS WITH BUILT IN TOOLS ARE STEALING YOUR JERBS, ARE YOU GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN?

>chemistry thing can't pick up meat/plasma
>still can't make cryo/load the cloner

None of the grippers are added to any of the borgs at the current stage but there's a gripper specifically for picking up sheets and inserting them.

reminder to bully plapatin for being a huge faggot

meat ain't a sheet type user

What server do I go on to actually have fun.

All the playerbases I've tried out have been cancer.

>fun
>SS13
Just go find another game

Citadel.
>make female character
>thirsty textfuckers PDA you incessantly
It's funny in a sad way.

Plasma sure is, but no, you'll still need a helping hand for the meat.
Could just ask the first human you clone to pop some meat into the tube.

I'm here forever.

Too bad citadel is /lounge/, otherwise it could be pretty fun.

efficient hardsuit use and EVA movement
evasion
ghettochem
efficient breaking and entering

>What are some skills that every robust tater should have?

You need to learn how to formulate arousing emotes which will distract your prey. Describe an updraft from the nearby vent upskirting your lab coat and revealing your bare buttocks, then while your target is typing 'looc wtf' that's when you stab him.

What would be an example of usable ghettochem, all I can think of is stupid bullshit

this just proves more guns = more safety

>be IAA
>someone asks me to write a fax
>go to office
>shut the shutters because I like my privacy
>starting writing
>SUPERMATTER CASCADE
>trapped in office

Is citadel mostly furries and vore?

no it doesn't
everything was chaotic

>flashbang the weebslut hop with 'nades i found in the garbage
>run for my life with the AI like a TRUE AND HONEST PATRIOT when the cascade hits
World's fastest and most fulfilling greytide

This round was so fucking based, despite getting supermatter delamination AND ebin nugg'd xdxddddxxd

o7

spoken like true commie pinko scum

>Prepare to wire SME to grid and shock doors for easy succ
>crystal crate is bussed in
>die because didn't expect the glow being part of the sprite, hit crystal instead of box

T-thanks admins

CHINA
NUMBA
WAN

Thank you for saving me, TRUE PATRIOT. (first time I ever actually experienced a full cascade, got fucking tense)

>fucking around with plants on the research station
>oh nice 100 potency blue tomatoes i can get up to some goofs
>bluespace rift tears open my room
>everyone coming to jump in tears open my room further
>I lose all of the tomatoes because people are throwing fireworks and flashbangs everywhere
>no tomato goofs
>kill and eat that fucking faggot crab
Pretty good round

>asshole probably antag pacid smokes the way to research
>kills almost nobody
>bluespace rift is broken so everybody dies anyway

I'll have you know I've written a sternly worded letter to the Queen about this, America.

Lube, acid, greyshit vodka, getting specific chems in case you lost your shit, being able to use the mortar efficiently, there are a few more but Im not spoiling it, go to town and practice, youl find out the ones I didnt mention too.

Know how to build a singularity engine so you can hold the station ransom.

being able to cook hyperzine without needing a chem dispenser

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t. meet me in dorms

Someone have a picture of the poutine fortress?

>tfw oldfag
>havent actually played in years because all of the good servers are dead and Veeky Forums is too different from how it used to be to be fun

You're right, we do need the gravity generator back

NT is planning on replacing all of you with soulless unpaid robot slaves!

So, pretty much nothing changes.

We had a gravity generator? What'd it do?

It's actually more of a community issue really.

Generated gravity.

You threw bombs at it and it generated fun.

I'm sure turning it off led to plenty of fun.

Did things go asplode?

Yes.
Also like 75% of them don't even ERP, they just want to prance around as a furfag.

It was a machine the size of the gateway that caused gravity to turn off if it was destroyed or lost power.

Made you float as if you were in space, onstation.

>play sec
>raid emergency toolboxes for flares
>deal with petty squabbles and people ringing the brig bell
>taze the occasional jackass that runs instead of accepting a light brig sentence
>wander the station and crawl maintenance for 40 minutes until a bomb goes off and i/we all die

Is this really what its like?

Should be carrying a crowbar in your pockets every round like a normal being and not a Bay refugee.

If you carry a crowbar before anything requires you to, you're a powergaming bayby.

>powergaming

"Bayby" is not the correct term here. You'll want to try "TG refugee" or "Hippie shitter"

yooo
does anything happen if you emag a stun baton?

Stretch the middle part out by 20 years

No sec round is really too much the same. I've had rounds where I suicide succumb of boredom and rounds where I firefight a ling with a singularity on the edge of my screen dragging a bloodied hop behind me into an escape pod.

That's why you were trapped in your office while I was back in CentComm banging with the best waifus. :)

>you will never play lifeweb for the first time again

>i will never play lifeweb
feels pretty good

>you will never rewind back to when Lifeweb was good

>you will never rape your waifu on lifeweb for the first time again

What you want to do is pop the cell out, use a syringe to inject some liquid plasma into the cell and pop it back in for fun times.

Run it under a tap to make it stun for longer

>literally the only security personnel on the station
>not even real sec, a fucking detective
>the taters bought multiple pokeballs and just dumped them on the station
>stemming the monstrous tide with a newbie bartender who took 30 seconds to turn a laser gun to lethal while bitching at the AI to open the quarantined areas

Sec, nothing like it.

>you will never rape people as a kid for the first time again

lifeweb is just so much fucking BETTER than regular old ss13. The combat, the medicine, the aesthetic. If it wasn't limited to weekends and three servers we wouldn't even have these threads anymore.

>still can't light a cigar with ignater
fuggin bleb goderds

Yeah, SS13 is just ~le valids and ~le powergaming along with underage discord circlejerk, Lifeweb is a much, much better game.

>you will never leak lifeweb source code

>you will never be DDOSed by randy

if lifeweb was available 24/7 people would get bored faster eventually

Randy is milking it out on purpose, user. you even have pure autists buying bigger dicks to cater their egos. He's doing a lot of dosh this way

spessmen and lifeweb are different despite the gameplay, and both shares their up and down. personally, i prefers playing spessmen while being antagonist, and lifeweb for the vice and ghost fuckery

just like play hellmoo and eat babies

That's the point: anyone can do that. Anyone can just antagcheck and "win" with 0 chance of anyone else winning if they so want. That's why powergaming is shit, because the current codebase only works if some amount of roleplaying is there to keep people in check.

>be HoP
>give myself all level access and play super HoS
>throw shit fits if things slightly dont go my way
>refuse to help sec but you bet im keeping the sec access and gear

At least it was funny when the clown shaved your head.

>literally has back up cat ears in the event the first cat ears get stolen and will immediately run to a mirror if gets shaved
>has the audacity to call anyone else a nerd

t. Francis

>Flying through space with a nuke op suit
>tab out for a second
>tab back in to Antonio flying into me and cutting off my hand
At least I got to the goonsat just in time for the end of the raid

t. Francis

>start playing AI with fear of failure
>hey, this isn't so bad
>hey, this is great
>loving this

Does this feeling ever go away? I have a shit eating grin even when I get robusted hard by EMPs/angry balidhundrs.

Every fucking time.
My second favorite is the warden staying in brig exactly 0% of the time since he's too busy hunting for BALIDS EBIN :DDDDDD and he actually ends up trying to capture the HoP who was being put to arrest by the antags.

>stacked wheelchair with half the crew
>goes through teleporter and ends up in the gooncode satellite
>tfw we actually got it
CHAIRS BROS FOREVER

...

>botanist force-feeds 4 people death-food after they buckle into shuttle
>sorry lmao didnt mean to

Not to be a fun killer but shouldn't upgrading the clown cart make you WGW-tier balid?

Try again.

>warden
>hunting valids
He was too busy riding in the chair. Should warrant a warden ban 2bh

ICKITY OCKITY

Casual reminder to check that one hidden room by the pod bay on occasion. You never know what you might find

That impromptu raid was incredible

S-sorry Kolton, I thought it was one of those mobs from the vault that got spaced.

He only ended up riding in the chair later on, his first point of concern and indeed what he was literally doing was EBIN BALID HUNDING. And either of them is totally warden-banworthy, let alone both.

>he hates fun

Naw. Getting the banana upgrade isn't valid, but if you're a complete shitter that layers escape with 5 stacks of bananas during ops, that's valid as fuck.

You'll have to ban us all.

Job first, fun second.

If you don't want to be stuck managing brig, don't pick a job that involves that.

YES IT FUCKING SHOULD
>borg demanding someone takes the braindead clown's ID and uses it
SHOULD BE A FUCKING DING DONG BANNU

>convert 4 people
>all braindead or cult banned
>spagetti in maint
>die
>apologise in ahelp and close spess
im sorry