/srg/ - speedrunning general

>stream
twitch
.tv/srgmarathon
gamesdonequick.com/schedule

>resources
speedrun.com/
reddit.com/r/speedrun

>maintaining a healthy diet
soylent.com
papajohns.com/
medlineplus.gov/hormonereplacementtherapy.html

>finding help adapting to your new lifestyle
reddit.com/r/asktransgender
reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes

>relevant speed news
twitter.com/RWhiteGoose
twitter.com/clintstevensTV
reddit.com/u/HaberdasherA

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/ClarisRobyn/status/882342541785477120
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mFNCDfcJUq4SccNnIA65oTEGh-l9jGDrxwUULT8t7vE/edit#gid=1392737381
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

pokemon hg/ss was one of the top 10 worst gdq 'runs' of all time

This event has no energy, cant bring myself to watch it much.

Bring back werster

anyone else looking forward to silent hill 2

i agree

this is honestly the worst general on Veeky Forums, and that's saying a lot.

first for coolmatty is dickbutt

what game do you run

I really like watching silent hill speedruns.

I missed it, what made it so bad?

It doesn't get much worse, especially since he even cheated with a save state after fucking up in the start.

i'm looking forward to this shitty pc game block being over

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Life
It seems you failed in this game

>save manipulated for 10 minutes
>fucked up anyways
>had to switch save files because he couldnt catch raikou
>fucked that up too and lost 329832 times to red

Tried to get the correct ID a few times at the start, failed and switched to a copy with the right ID, but still managed to fuck the RNG up, then switched to ANOTHER copy to get his perfect Raikou, and still managed to fail the run by not being able to beat Red (while having a cheat sheet on what exactly to do each turn, so long as he timed it right).

ooh ooh INVERT THAT *bonobo howls and flies away*

he tried to get a good RNG a few times at the start and failed
so he used a backup console with the process pre-done, but turns out the clock on it was wrong so the RNG was also wrong
so he played through half the game with bad RNG
then halfway through the run he just stopped and swapped his HG cart with an SS cart with a pre-made good RNG save
then he reached the final fight in the game, got swept by red's pikachu a bunch of times and just gave up before finishing.

used save states, was playing off a guide on laptop next to him. Didn't even get close to killing red.

Basically he cheated and still fucked it up and was boring.

Werster was probably laughing his ass off watching this run I bet.

I bet his wife's/brother's son was laughing too.

He probably laughed at whoever thought it was a good idea to put this in a marathon

Reminder that you had to send in an application to be a host and you were selected amongst others because you were better

>he believes meritocracy is anything more than a fantasy
(lol

>kill the borders
IS NO ONE FUCKING VETTING THE COMMENTS

also i think there were 'auditions'

him? since hes done the run before

One of the questions was "how do you say pikachu?"

Given the current ((DIVERSITY)) I'd assume its a "who you know" situation at this point.

bubbles is and always has been our boi

twitter.com/ClarisRobyn/status/882342541785477120

to be fair, that is a pretty good filter question.

No.

Maybe that was sarcastic

is this the artist previously known as milessmb?

Claris "I didn't feel like dressing up today so call me Miles" Robyn
Claris "I only became a tranny after having a mental breakdown after the election" Robyn

here's the list of hosts btw

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mFNCDfcJUq4SccNnIA65oTEGh-l9jGDrxwUULT8t7vE/edit#gid=1392737381

>golder the Savage @golderzoa
>Replying to @ClarisRobyn
>i barely can read it anyway people in there maybe are like have an IQ of like what 80

>this is a real tweet and opinion

jokes on him. my iq is a perfect 100

One of the responses to just closing the chat is "That might just spread the problem to a thousand chats rather than just the one :/" -- so the problem isn't "harassment", it's that shitlords can find some corner of the internet where they can call a tranny a tranny, even though their "victims" won't ever see this

>uyama is a host
but what about his mono?

>edobean is the host during earthbound
fuck this shit

wait a minute he's gonna go over estimate

>you only matter if you donate
Nice to see Mike Uyama's alt account putting in work

>Killing an arbitrary concept is bad

Who actually cares about chat? It's literally thousands of people spamming copypasta at the same time

Blessed be thy name

this american gods ad is so fucking shit
what is it even about
it doesnt even make me want to go search for it

shitty that he's hosting a block a lot of people won't be awake for

but he's also hosting during all of chrono trigger

Damn that's a good block

people who need to maintain their victim complex or face reality

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You're an arbitrary concept.

wow, I hadn't actually looked through the schedule, we are finishing on earthbound? that is the most mind numbing game to watch ever.

did he pay to make that comment?

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But edobean will get to make funny sounds and possibly cry for hours.

Sig?

YOU'RE HUGE
THAT MEANS YOU'VE GOT HUGE GUTS

At least someone is excited to watch Doom.

nah

damn he looks happy as fuck.
I wish I could be that happy to watch doom.

>vodka in a cup

:)

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Cute

That makes me smile

Can someone give Sent a shower and a shave, or at least put a bag over his head

IMAGINE
BEING
AS
MAD
AS
PRINCESSPROTO

RIGHT
NOW

can someone hook me up with the uyama 'maybe not' picture?

No.

>protomagicalguy btfo'd
feels fucking great

What happened? Get me up to speed, I love when trannies get blown the fuck out.

>ywn be this happy about video games

I went to see some meltdown on its twitter but it looks like its private, have there been any updates?

sent ;)

anyone have clips of best moments of sgdq so far?

not really

Protomagicalguy finally btfo'd?
How?

holy SHIT that was awkward

people are trying to doxx him, which is actually really fucked up.

You'd think with amount of soylent in the building they could ask to borrow some powder or something before going on camera

>mfw if protoman gets reported/banned for shit talking dansgaming on twitter
I really hope some hero that follows him reports all the tweets where he calls dans a piece of shit.

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here you go

I got timed out for 10 minutes for saying "bread makes you fat" what the hell?

I thought I could throw out a random comment in the shit storm and it would just be instantly forgotten, did I trigger someone?

Twitter is run by the hardest left and owned by Saudis. It's run to such a level people with less than 100 followers are banned by hand.

Someone at twitter will look at him and probably verify, let alone ban.

nah that wasn't the awkward part

it was right before that, when sent tried to make a joke about toast and there was utter silence while bloodthunder looked off in the distance

>>>reddit

stop fat shaming

it hurts when i shoot myself in the foot ow

Fatphobia is disgusting.

lmao "fat" is the original ban trigger from way back in the day

The word "fat" is banned. Between making a gender joke and calling Clefairy and Wigglytuff fat, a guy on the couch got in trouble during the Pokemon run.

Pretty sure they have a filter for the word fat.

anonymous sure is rich

i hate the term "HOYP"

Remember to donate at least $15 for a chance to win a $15 prize

400K DOLLARS SCAMMED AND LAUNDERED!

It's pretty amazing how he hasn't had enough these last few years, but decided to "make it up" with a 10k donation.

Actually I've gotten a ton of sjws and trannies banned for exactly what he's currently doing. Twitter has been hardcore banning people that call other people mean names.

It's fucking hilarious using the very tools sjws campaigned for to get them banned.