/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

> is a first world European power which meddles with the middle East
> Banned the Fez and the burka after WWI
>TFW turkey is whiter than "let them in" Germany

can i get a quick rundown?

Nip is actually having a good tournament now that FriBerg is on the other side of the analysts table.

>Link related
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t. mehmet ataturk

ebin

You know, I was watching RT Documentary on Ataturk this morning.

Lmaoing at northcucks.,

kek North

Immortals or g2

Who are more /our guys/?

It's been a while since we have reached the post limit.
Nice.

>cobble again

G2, but theyre both reddit.

CSGO is a reddit game

G2 usually bans mirage, train, overpasss
Immortals usually bans mirage, cache, nuke

Not many maps left over.

It makes sense, but the only interesting part of cbble is the drop room. That said, I'm perfectly fine with lots of cobble at majors. Want those drop rewards

THIS

LoL and DotA2 are the Veeky Forums games

I started playing cs at the start of 2017 and I accidentally missed the Atalanta major what are the odds of getting any drops?

Makes sense. LoL players are nerds. I feel it is my solemn duty to shove them into lockers. At heart, I'm a bully, but physically I'm a robot.

The major final had 1 mil twitch viewers. 10k items dropped. Some people get multiple cases per map, I've never gotten a case.

if you get case do you have to buy a key and what not? Should you bother opening them?

>/ourpige/ vs /ourmercs/ next
:/

You don't need a key to open Souvenir cases. But don't bother opening them, just sell ASAP.

Maybe not ASAP. I've seen souvenir cases sell for 10 during the major, but 30 after. You could open them if valve cases weren't 1 in a million chance that you get a skin worth more than $0.15

csgo 188 is apparently going to close down soon, withdraw your items cause valve might just ban all their bots

you hardly ever get any drops from watching
I've watched almost every major since 2014, had not got a drop until the Atlanta major

I got 2 cobbles & 1 cache case last major,

I got two in the first tournament they started doing them, didn't really watch enough cs since to get more drops.

no weaboowatch is reddit game you have no idea how people hate and trashtalk csgo daily on r/globaloffensive and say how weaboowatch is better game and if someone tries to say something against weaboowatch they get downvoted into oblivion...

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy tec-9s
>win

gotards?

>tfw gotten drop every single major except 1

did faze just lose a 5v2?

How would one cheat at a LAN?

THE FISH ARE WINNING

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

wait so is that how optic are 2-0?

suppository vibrator
helper in crowd that vibrates in morse code what the enemy team is doing

>modify keyboard/mouse with cheat software
>set hotkeys
>bring to lans

How do you get items for watching LANs? I have been playing counter strike for a long time but have never followed esports until this year. I usually just watch the matches on twitch but you can get items if you watch it in the game itself? how does it all work

You can get crates when watching majors, if you have your twitch connected to Steam.

why the hell is fnatic using slav'i strats? just fucking play normally

if you have linked your steam account to your twitch account and watch during the major, there's a chance you get a souvenir case drop that can be opened directly without key, or sold on the market
hardly worth the effort

Overpass is a bitch to clear all the corners while avoiding allu awping angles and niko on other site etc.

...

>5 wins in a row, top fragger or 2nd top fragger, usually most mvps
>3 games against full stacks of DMG's, LE'S and LEMS all absolutely decimated, vsing progressively harder enemies
>4th game
>it's the closest game I've had all night, but still win
>enemies are mg1's, mg2's and nova 4s
>wut
>still MGE
How many more fucking games do I need to rank up?! I won 7 in a row before I lost 2, now I have 6 in a row.
Ffs.

rank means nothing, mg through to LE is basically the same

ESL is being shittalked more than ever. How could they fuck up this bad

every time a new ESL lan comes around it seems like people forget how bad the previous several years of their tournaments have been.

No major so their profit margins got smaller. Had to fire 20 people recently. Cheap pcs too.

I have an inside source in Cologne that tells me that Friberg is tapping Lauren

>G2 manager would rather be with his LoL team than his CSGO team

How can we compete bros...

Mobas are just superior to FPS in every way

I know, I'm just sick of stagnating. I'm wrecking shit almost every time I play, and I've been stuck on this rank for 60 wins, and then I get lobbied against fucking novas for fuck all elo as a reward for kicking everyone's asses.

are you using the wrong word here? maybe you're thinking of the word "owner", because their manager is CS specific

no?

mcdonalds don't have an owner they have managers

same with e-sports teams

are you being stupid on purpose?

they have franchise holders.

name the mcdonalds owner then

pro tip you can't becauase there isnt one

even at each individual franchise there is someone who owns it and then hires a manager. how cna you not know this? I don't even know why you brought up mcdonalds when we're talking about G2, who have an owner and then also have individual managers for each different team in their employ.

>peanutbrain turkroach tarik IGL

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA

I do only because that is literally the only place valve ever posts they never use twitter or anything else. Also there are some extremely autistic faggots who watch for updates the moment they come out. I fucking hate reddit the entire comment shit and then they added that AD thing between comments its the most annoying piece of shit to use.

optic's downward spiral has been fascinating

PLS VOLVO, GIB RANK. I'm sick of mg and nova shitters.

>Rank S puggers v Rank S puggers
lmao this will be good

>NA vs NA
jdimsa

You aren't top fragging or you have really really shit KDR/No STARS.

>that "spray" from stanislaw

lmao

they need to stop marketing CS as an FPS and as a realtime strategy/tactics game. also give the CTs/Ts more personality akim to dota heroes and what not

Nah I had to take a month off from playing cus exams. I've still been wrecking cunts though.
Pic related. The game selected was against 3 LEMS one dmg and one mge.
I was the lowest rank on my team too. Game after that was against a full team of dmgs, then bizarrely against mg1's and novas. Perhaps I should be losing or something, maybe I'll vs supremes after throwing so hard and actually get enough elo to carry myself out of this shit tier rank.

How about you learn to play real maps instead of being a d2 scrub

>KFC TriHard automatically banned in twitch chat
lmao

I know other maps ez, cobble and overpass are my favourites, I thought I was close to ranking up, so kept to D2 for security, because I know some mean mollies, smokes and flashes that mess people up, like the fake mid to B smoke from long doors

>lose 0-3 in major qual
>tarik starts igling
>win 2-0, possibly 3-0
Yeah, awful of him.

someone posted a esea code in twitch chat and I worked. what should I do with this botnet?

Become number 1

>you

I have 174 competitive wins, silver 2. Be patient

You know you are silver 2 because you don't fucking play every day. Seriously I wanted to boost a bunch of you when I had a fresh account but you retards would never queue up.

looks like optic is going to choke their playoff spot

174 wins but how many losses? You really shouldn't be at Silver 2 with that amount of wins unless you've completely fucked your MMR.

NiP is back mother fuckers

>people cry kick friberg for 2 years
>dont make it to minors
>kick friberg
>instant success
Keeping to that core 4 sure was worth it huh

I don't know how to check how many losses I have. I was really bad for a year before I made a serious commitment to get better.

I love NiP, I have since 1.6. And I love Friberg but I knew he was dead weight and he had to go around the time Fifflaren went. He just couldn't keep up with the evolving meta of CSGO.

Also REZ is a great addition, first round on their first map in the the Groups and he got a 4k.

csgo-stats.com/averagejoey2000/
49.4% winrate. It looks like the "other stats" includes things like deathmatch in "matches played". Matches played 1104
Won 300

> The anti-crouch-spam system has been changed to use degrading speed, instead of logging keypress-count. As before, the more often players crouch, the slower they will rise or lower. But this should now prevent bugs where players would instantly stand, or lose their crouch-spam penalty by moving a tiny amount. If players crouch even more, eventually they will just stay standing up.

So what was the point of this again?

Who complained and came up with this?

Some people would stay ducked behind a box, and unduck for a milisecond to shoot, and pop back under.

I wonder why low tier teams say swiss system benefits them. You still need to win 3 games and if you're shit you just wont. The top teams have the resolution to come back after 2 losses.
Id say you're more likely to upset by winning 2 bo1 in a traditional group stage with 4 teams in a group.

Then molly/smoke them out and spam everything like they did in 1.6/css? This wasn't a problem for years. What about muh movement cooldown?

Kids run out like sonic and 1tap you now why won't they fix the shitty animations instead?

There is no "group of death". In gsl format, your box can contain faze AST SK, and somebody else has space soldiers c9 tyloo. When seeding by at tournament record, you only get people as bad as you after round 1.

By the same token theres bound to be easier groups you can luck out on.

the losers match in a traditional group benefits the tier 1 teams because they have better performances in bo3 look at gambit for example they're shit at bo3's but they kill it in bo1 in group stage and in the swiss format

>he doesnt know about the nip honeymoon
haha oh wow